as i live and breathe

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

thank god for posting. i love posting. let’s all hold hands and post together forever. into the sunset

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

(muttering to myself constantly for the past ten years) i just need a little time haha and then i’ll jump right back in

the monastery bells started ringing at midnight and now my knight is putting on armor with the expression of a man who knows exactly what that means. i do not know what that means