guess I'll die

me turning the world communist

huh maybe i should get through more than half the video before commenting

A good trope: confident characters getting flustered by their love interest

it’s so fucked up that sex is a thing that exists. im crying

youve never heard of science fiction?

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

Who is @professional-dog-hugger really

I’m just a dumbass who unfortunately could have never predicted this hellish timeline. I am not the OP, but this website, in all it’s dysfunctional glory, made me appear to be since the actual OP appears to have deactivated. Sorry on behalf of the staff for the mix up I guess

OP was assassinated for being too powerful and you were left as the scapegoat im so sorry.

I can’t believed tumblr force-kinned me into an unholy prophet, doomed to pay for the crimes of another

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for