Your Dreams

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

this post is getting 50k easy

paintjob from a girl with huge brushes

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.