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YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
macklin celebrini has autism
NASA
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
RMH
noise dept.
taylor price
#extradirty
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Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER
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@take-me0ut
It doesnât matter how big the enemy is as long as there are good men fighting it.
âQuantity has a quality of itâs own.â
âNapoleon Bonaparte
Pretty sure that was Lenin, but it could juat as easily have been Michael Scott
âAll you need is love.â
âLenin
You also tend to need food, but I can see why Lenin would think that.
âLet them eat cake.â
âMarie Antoinette Â
âThis cake is raw!â
âGordon Ramsay
âI am the walrusâ
-Lenin
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Civil War FB groups occasionally produce gold
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
anyway
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THIS IS SO FUNNY
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i have a hill to die on real quick
phrases like âyou donât owe anyone anythingâ and ârelationships arenât transactionalâ have the power to be used in ways that are very backwards and harmful
for example, no you donât owe anyone anything in that if some creep is trying to get with you, you can block him without feeling bad. you donât owe kindness to people who are transphobic or racist or bigoted.
but, you canât use this as an excuse to fuck over people who have helped you. âyou donât owe anyone anythingâ isnât an excuse to allow yourself to forget compassion and basic empathy, it isnât an excuse for you to be an asshole just because you find it easier to be one
relationships arenât transactional in that if your partner does something nice for you, you are indebted to them. they do these things because they love you; it is their choice to express love through these gestures
but they are transactional in that you both actively need to be putting time and care into the relationship. ignoring the dynamic of one person caring too much (and putting in excessive (emotional an literal) work and labor) while the other does nothing isnât healthy. one person canât solely take and the other person canât solely give- thatâs dangerous, and you canât put the bandaid of âthis isnât transactionalâ over a relationship that is draining you in all capacities
iâm tired of seeing these things being misconstrued and used as an excuse to hurt people, while framing it as a way of taking care of yourself
I saw this on facebook and honestly yeah
ok this has become a somewhat popular post, and I just want to add on because I realise this just says about dating, but it extends to friendships too. just be aware of this and remind the person of their worth, yeah? Even if itâs just a friend and not a partner
why do people say âdonât be a pussyâ when talking about weakness more like âdonât be a manâs egoâ because you know there isnât nothing more fragile than that
uhÂ
because âpussyâ is the shortened form of the word âpusillanimousâ, which means âtimid, cowardlyâ
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.Â
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
itâs a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
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Imagine if Thor still had his hammer during infinity war:
Peter Parker: hey! Hey mister Thor! You dropped this!
Peter: *holding mijonir*
Thor: *looks down to see this tiny innocent child*
Thor:âŚ
Loki: âŚ
Hulk: âŚ
Avengers: âŚ
Thanos: âŚ
Everyone else: âŚ
Tony: see him? Thatâs my kid. Right there. In the Spider-Man suit.
Tony: kid youâre doing great!
Tony: heâs the best. A literal angel.
The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever because the entire premise is essentially âAmazon has obtained its own private army and now two future samurai have to stop it from forcing Natalie Portmanâs planet to use its services by cutting through Jeff Bezosâs army of robots and attempting to convince Congress to do something about it SPOILER WARNING Congress doesnât do jack so Natalie Portman has to take matters into her own hands also the day is saved by a redneck kid the samurai picked up when the car broke downâ.
will todayâs kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society??Â
Iâm Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream âDAHDADADAâ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.Â
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iâve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it tooÂ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Â
âPathetic. Â You canât even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?â
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more âwoahâ
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ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but portraying them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a âWHY I OUGHTAâ fight is realy just splendid
