eligible, not too stupid, intelligible, and cute as cupid

People who have a blood feud against "pretentious film bros" always strawman the overly niche movies in question as being Eastern European... the "serbian government through the eyes of a pigeon" strawman, saw one on reddit say pretentious people love movies "from 1928 in the republic of czechipolandigrad". It's a cruel thing to say. Our histories are interesting, why is the idea of someone being interested in them so disgusting to you? Bitter yankee bitch

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go join my friends on the barricade

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

so who’s ready for loser queer summer

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions