“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.
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“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.
fladurblegon
"Deine Tage sind gezählt" ja man nennt es einen Kalender du Vollpfosten.

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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.
Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont
All of the above, plus:
For years after 9/11 we were constantly told “NEVER FORGET” and the idea was basically “keep feeling sad and afraid and especially ANGRY forever; don’t let time dull your emotional response like it’s naturally supposed to; continue to justify the injustices by feeling this way all the time.” And the 3000 deaths were constantly pointed to as this huge deal that justified any lengths to go to.
And then Covid hit. And there were several points during the height of the pandemic (because fun fact, according to the actual definitions of a pandemic, *it’s not technically over yet!* ) where we were having a 9/11’s worth of deaths every week or so. And suddenly 3000 deaths were not a big deal at all. Instead of being enough reason to go to war far away and strip us at home of many rights too, they weren’t even enough justification to make people wear a damn piece of fabric over their face.
3000 people died once and now the government can legally wiretap anyone without a warrant, and hold people at Gitmo under suspicion of terrorism (no need for due process)… 3000 people dying every week but we should all still be going out to brunch and concerts and who cares about the disabled and immunocompromised?
Something in me broke. Make all the 9/11 jokes you want.
nothing I manage to build in pokopia will even come close to the perfection of this photo I took last night
are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again
"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

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touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery
that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net
swish
as we enter another period of horrific online censorship, remember this:
you must protect the anime titty for the anime titty's sake as well as for the sake of queer people and sexual education (etc). it is good and beautiful for there to be cheesy games to masturbate to. nobody is growing hair on their palms and going blind.
kill visa and mastercard with your bare hands
They start with the anime titty, but they never stop there. Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.
Censorship is a ship that tosses a few overboard but never tells you the plan is to drown everyone on it.
hi op here and i know you all agree with me! we are not fighting, but i want to stay on the topic of my post:
even if online censorship was only going to ban stereotypical titty porn that is made for heterosexual men to jerk off to and leave all the other things alone, that would still be bad.
As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.
this is very funny to me

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“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there
Oh, you think you're safe now?
Nothing can deliver you from these paws!
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come on you cant fucking leave this in the tags
nothing of value will be lost

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#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
my boy
I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again