#zettobi

Deidara: *about to hand Tobi a cookie since he likes him*

Tobi: Oh! Tobi's boyfriend is here. Zetsu hates when Tobi make Zetsu wait. And Zetsu brought Tobi a cookie! Tobi love cookies! *leaves to meet up with Zetsu*

Deidara: *feeling like a absolute dumbass*

Itachi: *walking up to Deidara* He has a boyfriend. He's so lucky. Hey, uh, you wanna split the cookie?

Deidara, with the cookie still in his hands: Huh? Wait. Ohhhhh...

Itachi: Oh, never mind. Uh, I thought... Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Deidara: No, no! Gay! Me, gay! *chuckles awkwardly*

Itachi: *relieved* Oh. Uh, me gay, too.

Deidara: That's great.

Both: *awkwardly chuckling*

Deidara: *handing him the cookie* Cookie?

Itachi: Ya, um *splits the cookie in half and gives the other half to Deidara*

[Hidan and Konan, who were helping Deidara get together with Tobi, watching from the kitchen]

Konan: Uh...

Hidan: Yeah. He's fucking terrible at this.

Konan: Thank goodness he has us.