Person: so, which characters do you ship?
Me, with a pile of fandoms and assorted ships: *sweating nervously* ummmm...

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Person: so, which characters do you ship?
Me, with a pile of fandoms and assorted ships: *sweating nervously* ummmm...

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Link: *quietly cleaning up*
Guardian: *breaks through a wall*
Link: *Goes to grab The Master Sword but can’t find it* Honey!
Mipha: What?
Link: Where’s the Master Sword?
Zelda: What?!
Link: Where is the Master Sword?!
Zelda: We, uh, put it away.
Link: Where?
Mipha: Why do you need to know?
Link: I need it.
Zelda: Oh no, don’t you even think about going off to do your daring do, we’ve been planning this dinner for three months.
Link: The Castle’s in danger!
Mipha: Our evening's in danger!
Link: You tell me where my sword is women, we’re talking about the greater good!
Mipha and Zelda: *exchanging looks* Greater Good?! We’re your wives, we are the greatest good you are ever going to get!
link, zelda, and mipha are all trans and they all love each other
A Zelinpha date idea perhaps?
So one time Link decides to take his beautiful girlfriends to the Faron region on a little date/ trip; more specifically to Floria Bridge and Lake Floria. It's legit the perfect destination for all of them! Mipha feels right at home with the waterfalls, but she's never really been in the woods/jungle, so she's super excited about all the trees; Zelda is absolutely fascinated by dragons, but has never seen one up close, so Link makes sure to time their date just right so Zelda will get to see Farosh fly through the falls, which I mean, come on, how fucking magical is that; and Link gets to see both of his girls absolutely breath-taken and super happy! And of course they all have to go for a swim (because they all love to swim and need to make sure their fishy gf is hydrated) and stop by Lakeside stable before they leave (because both Link and Zelda love horses, but Mipha has never really met a horse before!) Anyway, I digress!
some zelinpha things:
• link being head over heels for BOTH of his princesses • link and zelda making sure their fish gf stays well hydrated • mipha and link teaching zelda how to swim • mipha and zelda sharing royal gosip (link is a good listener) • the three of them in matching jewelry • zelda being a picky eater but mipha and link will literally eat a raw fish (mipha because she's a zora and link 'cause that boy will eat anything) • link gives both of his girls hand kisses • zelda doesn't give a lot of kisses but she loves to hold her bf and gf's hands • anD MOST IMPORTANTLY THEY'RE ALL ALIVE AND HAPPY TOGETHER (feel free to add more!!)

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shipping link with zelda: good!
shipping link with mipha: also good!
shipping link with one of them while demonizing the other: no!! bad and awful!!
shipping link in a happy polyamorous relationship with both of them: literally the best
good concept: mipha lives and she gets rlly tall like her brother and has to bend down to give link and zelda kisses
HELLO YES, PLEASE CONSIDER ZELINPHA