#ybckin

rolling around on floor manically giggling i'm on vacation right now and you'll NEVER GUESS WHERE I AM

why do kinshifts never come at thematically appropriate times ill do something so silly scrungly scumblo while being like "heehee im a mass murderer 😇" and then 10 minutes later be doing something so very mass murderer coded like "i am the silly little puppet guy" -ybc!patrick/wally darling #🍭✨😈💥

patrick, i’m so sorry. i didn’t mean it, i didn’t mean to hurt you. i never- i’ve never wanted to hurt you. ever. even after everything that happened (which i forgive you for, of course i forgive you, since none of it was your fault. but even if it was, i’d forgive you for it anyway), i still loved love you so much. and i really didn’t mean to kill you, you have to believe me on this one- i was just trying to stop you, to slow you down so i could talk to you. i hoped i could snap you out of it somehow. but i never got the chance. i’d never held a sword before, i didn’t know it would- and i didn’t-

for the canon homes ask game; i still think of chicago when i think of home. i feel like it's some combination of it being my city, the only place i ever lived and really felt at home, and it being a place that still exists in this universe that i could feasibly go "back" to. and i do still fully plan on moving back there, i've had plans since i was, like, 12. i love making bad decisions 💛 -ybc!patrick #🍭✨😈💥

got my so much (for) stardust signed cd in today and i broke down into tears on the floor holding a half-eaten cupcake because i was holding the same piece of paper pete and andy had. legitimately what is wrong with me -ybc!patrick #🍭✨😈💥

its a tough time trying to request stuff from kincare blogs when youve got obscure sources,,,, ive been trying for several years to get something decent for this kintype from one but it's either too close to factkin for them (which is understandable but need i remind you, WAS ACTUAL IRL MUSICIAN PATRICK STUMP POSSESSED? IS HE DEAD? NO? THEN HE AND I ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON, BECAUSE I WAS. THIS HAS BEEN AN ALL CAPS PSA) or they can't find enough info on it to be comfortable making something for it because it's a shitty horror movie comprised of a bunch of fall out boy music videos, of course no one talks about it, no sane person would watch that. i'm struggling -ybc!patrick #🍭✨😈💥