"they would not fucking say that" bitch I might. you don't know me

fictionkin culture is having to stop yourself from referring to a character like theyre you because youre afraid of being judged so u just say "theyre soooooo me" one million times

it would be amazing if people treated fictionfolk as the actual character, but mostly because then I could go up to people and tell them "all your headcanons/theories/whatever are wrong" without sounding like as much of an asshole. not actually mostly but it would be nice

Ive given up on being redeemed. Going to get more evil.now. as a treat

you guys Have to seperate the version of you that exists now from the version of you that exists in canon or you will not survive the winter

The annoying part of being fictionkin is that everybody makes assumptions about you. Like hello. You don’t know me. You don’t even know what I was like in my source, you have no clue if it was ‘canon divergent’, what parts were different than ‘canon’ or what parts were the same. Sorry to anyone who had a bad experience with an alternate version of me from a past life. That’s like. Not my fault tho lmao.

I feel so embarrassed when my canon lines up with popular fanon. Like oh yeah, you guys actually clocked me sooo hard there. Read me like an open book even when the actual written word can be interpreted different. Awkward

Do you think there will ever be a me that is safe from you