rating harry potter ships :)
-2 for the movies. i literally hate them in the movies. but other than that, they’re adorable <3
-2 for the movies portrayal
-1 because i ship them both with myself
-1 for their marriage & kids. i think they were strong and cute during their years at hogwarts, but i don’t think they should’ve gotten married.
-2 because they never interacted. literally at all
-2 because luna is a lesbian
-3 for blaise being a blood supremicist (or at least for hanging out with them)
-2 because it would probably never work out
-1 because i love drastoria
-1 for harry obviously having issues with slytherins and hating them for no reason (see all harry potter books and cursed child for proof)
-1 for draco being a blood supremacist and harry being a half-blood
-2 for draco literally being a death eater which are the followers of voldemort who isnthe reason harry’s life sucks
see everything above and replace “drastoria” with “romione” (-8)
-2 for the slurs draco called her
+1 for the fanfics / fanart
pavender (parvati & lavender)
this is the perfect ship. would be canon if anyone else wrote the books.
-1 because i like the idea of aromantic luna
-3 because they had no chemistry in the books
-1 because i don’t think they’d actually work out
+2 for the dancing scene in deathly hallows part 1 movie
-2 because tonks was a lesbian
-1 because this ship only exists because jkr is homophobic and accidentally wrote two gay characters
-1 for remus calling tonks “dora” even thought tonks said multiple times that they don’t like that name
-1 for ruining tonks’ character as soon as they married remus
+700 for buying harry a christmas present together
+1000 for all the young dudes
+200 for being my entire personality
okay there’s way more but i don’t feel like taking 3 hours to write this post
another perfect ship. also would’ve been canon if jkr wasn’t a pussy
-1 for the fandom’s obsession with shipping people who absolutely do not like each other
-2 because it’s a knock-off drarry
-1 because they’re both purebloods which means they’re somehow distantly related
-2 because it would never ever work
-1 for not having any fanfics and barely any fanart for me to even look at if i wanted to
-2 for being another knock-off drarry
-3 for pansy being a blood supremicist and hermiome being a muggleborn
-2 because it would never work
-2 for having barely any fanfics
+2 for the adorable fanart
+1 for the wlw representation
-2 for regulus being a death eater
-2 because lily didn’t fucking like him
-3 for snape calling lily a slur when she was trying to help him
-3 because snape is greasy and creepy
-4 for the obsession from snape’s side
-5 because snape deserved to die alone
-1 because i ship yazlene in all the young dudes
+1 because there’s no way i could rate it any lower than 10
-1 because, again, i like the idea of aromantic luna
-1 for luna + rolf because they actually are cute
