#blon

Day 169

É errado amar os shipps hermione/ron, hermione/pansy, ron/blaise e pansy/blaise de forma igualitaria, bom, se for errado eu não faço questão de estar certa.

romione

8/10

-2 for the movies. i literally hate them in the movies. but other than that, they’re adorable <3

hinny

6/10

-2 for the movies portrayal

-1 because i ship them both with myself

-1 for their marriage & kids. i think they were strong and cute during their years at hogwarts, but i don’t think they should’ve gotten married.

bluna (blaise & luna)

0/10

-3 for wtf

-2 because they never interacted. literally at all

-2 because luna is a lesbian

-3 for blaise being a blood supremicist (or at least for hanging out with them)

drarry

2/10

-2 because it would probably never work out

-1 because i love drastoria

-1 for the toxicity

-1 for harry obviously having issues with slytherins and hating them for no reason (see all harry potter books and cursed child for proof)

-1 for draco being a blood supremacist and harry being a half-blood

-2 for draco literally being a death eater which are the followers of voldemort who isnthe reason harry’s life sucks

dramione

1/10

see everything above and replace “drastoria” with “romione” (-8)

-2 for the slurs draco called her

+1 for the fanfics / fanart

pavender (parvati & lavender)

10/10

this is the perfect ship. would be canon if anyone else wrote the books.

linny

9/10

-1 because i like the idea of aromantic luna

harmione

7/10

-3 because they had no chemistry in the books

-1 for romione

-1 because i don’t think they’d actually work out

+2 for the dancing scene in deathly hallows part 1 movie

remadora

1/10

-5 for wolfstar

-2 because tonks was a lesbian

-1 because this ship only exists because jkr is homophobic and accidentally wrote two gay characters

-1 for remus calling tonks “dora” even thought tonks said multiple times that they don’t like that name

-1 for ruining tonks’ character as soon as they married remus

+1 for teddy lupin

wolfstar

3000+++/10

+700 for buying harry a christmas present together

+800 for the fanfics

+300 for the fanart

+1000 for all the young dudes

+200 for being my entire personality

okay there’s way more but i don’t feel like taking 3 hours to write this post

deamus

10/10

another perfect ship. also would’ve been canon if jkr wasn’t a pussy

blon (blaise & ron)

0/10

-1 for the fandom’s obsession with shipping people who absolutely do not like each other

-2 because it’s a knock-off drarry

-1 because they’re both purebloods which means they’re somehow distantly related

-2 because it would never ever work

-1 for not having any fanfics and barely any fanart for me to even look at if i wanted to

-3 for romione

pansmione

3/10

-2 for being another knock-off drarry

-3 for pansy being a blood supremicist and hermiome being a muggleborn

-1 for romione

-2 because it would never work

-2 for having barely any fanfics

+2 for the adorable fanart

+1 for the wlw representation

jily

9/10

-1 because they died

jegulus

7/10

-2 for regulus being a death eater

-1 for jily

snily

-17/10

-2 because lily didn’t fucking like him

-3 for snape calling lily a slur when she was trying to help him

-3 because snape is greasy and creepy

-4 for the obsession from snape’s side

-5 because snape deserved to die alone

dorlene

10/10

-1 because i ship yazlene in all the young dudes

+1 because there’s no way i could rate it any lower than 10

nuna

7/10

-1 for linny

-1 because, again, i like the idea of aromantic luna

-1 for luna + rolf because they actually are cute

Ron and Blaise