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you can pry the alice and frak friendship out of my cold dead hands

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Pandora and Xeno curl up against each other like cats when they sleep and they hands like otters in the water. Pandora wakes up and pressed little kisses to his knuckles and he presses little kisses to her cheek & nose.
Lucius always has his arm wrapped around Cissa very delicately bc she has very light sleep and he always feels like he’ll wake her…but by the time he’s reached deep sleep he’s kind of just clinging to her. It’s gotten to the point Cissa has trouble sleeping without him.
Peter and Sybil cuddle up with the patterned blanket around them and he holds her hand for her to squeeze in case she has a bad dream, and they always have half-empty mugs beside their bed because they get so caught up talking with each other they never end up finishing their teas.
Sirius and Remus take afternoon naps together and Sirius is sooo clingy he is basically on top of Remus, and they also sometimes sleep in just one oversized sweater because they can.
Lily will always go to sleep, wake up to do work in the middle of the night and James will have to coax her back to sleep. She’s a workaholic. She finds it a lot easier to sleep when she’s with him, she has her hand wedged between the bed and HIS pillow not hers, she thinks the way he presses his head into his pillow applies the perfect pressure and it makes her feel more relaxed.
Evan and Barty never sleep lol they just get high, make out, commit hate crimes or have sex. Sometimes Evan suggests they study or take a nap. Barty always says no. Sometimes Evan asks Pandora ro sneak them a sleeping draught so they can finally sleep a little. Evan has chronic insomnia and Barty actually kicks a shit ton in his sleep and usually wakes Evan up in the morning.
Mary scolds Regulus for his horrible sleep habits and when they move in together makes him adjust it slowly bit by bit. They have matching pajamas and sometimes if she has trouble sleeping she makes him read her French poetry, and if he can’t sleep she’ll sing to him or talk with him until they both drift off or the sun comes up again.
Dorcas and Marlene have the coziest comforter and Marlene basically throws herself around Dorcas and they just sleep like that. Dorcas loves the feeling of their legs tangled together.
Frank and Alice hold hands with fingers squeezed together very very tightly. They also have weighted blankets and a lot of stuffed animals because they can.
“Did you hear Frank Longbottom hooked up with Alice last week?”
James stood in an empty classroom’s door barely containing his laughter. Regulus, Barty, Evan, Dorcas and Pandora were gossiping so loud he heard them through the closed door while walking down a corridor. They were in so deep they hadn’t even noticed James walking in two minutes ago.
“What?”
“Yeah, apparently it happened at the Ravenclaw party last week.”
“But Alice? Seriou- James?”
It was honestly hilarious how quickly the slytherins (and a ravenclaw) paled after realising he was there, listening. However, they had forgotten everyone in the castle is a gossip - James included.
Plus, he's a gryffindor, so he has a bit more information about the situation.
So James just pushed himself off of the doorframe and joined in: “Did you know they’re officially dating now?”
“They’re what?”
Frank and Alice are the most bi4bi couple ever
“You’re so funny!” Thanks! It’s a side effect of chronically fixating on fictional worlds, spiraling down 500k+ word AO3 rabbit holes at 3 AM, emotionally attaching myself to doomed fictional characters and emotionally investing in dead gay witches and wizards from the ’70s, and rewriting canon in my head like it’s a full-time job.”

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I mourn the loss that could have been old Frank and Alice, they would have been the best old people
Narcissa: Lucius, I know that our parents arranged our marriage long ago and we cannot do anything about it. However, I am in relationship with a person that I love and I don't want to lose them.
Lucius: Likewise, Narcissa.
Narcissa: It is good to know that you understand me then.
Narcissa: Unfortunately, they are also in an arranged marriage. Nevertheless they, and their partner, are comfortable with us dating out of the marriage.
Lucius: Ironically, the same situation with me and my beloved one.
Lucius: So, what are we going to do?
×Alice and Frank storm into the room because they just had the exact same conversation×
Alice: We're starting polyamory!
Frank: With you!
"Two men sleeping together. Married to two women sleeping together. We were four beards."
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