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Look at this shit. Is this supposed to be an X-Force prototype? Not only can Rob Liefeld not draw feet, he apparently can’t draw knees. Or torsos. Or thighs. I swear to god I did not alter this image in any way. Look at the knees he drew on these guys!!!

Why is Boom Boom so hung up on Rictor when Roberto is sitting right there lifting weights in his underwear. Come on! And could they possibly draw Boom Boom any more different than how she has been depicted up to this point? For years she’s looked like an awkward, malnourished teenager. Not anymore! Once Rob Liefeld got a hold of her she became a sexed up pop star. Even Warlock is horny for her, just look at him doing the ah-ooo-gah eyeballs.

Somehow, this group of clowns get unofficially sanctioned by the US government to attack a foreign country. Man, I wouldn’t be letting these jokers buy alcohol after 6 pm, let alone give them the authority to start a war. The next thing you know, a portal to space hell is going to tear open in the president’s bathroom. Do these people seem emotionally stable to you Valerie?? I can’t even remember, is this the real Valerie Cooper here or is it Mystique or the Shadow King or someone? Probably not important.

Meanwhile, in between scenes of Sabertooth and Archangel performing simultaneous autopsies on each other, Bobby meets his future girlfriend Opal for the first time while she’s working her toxic job at the record store. This is a real whirlwind romance so just hold onto your buttholes for this one. It all starts here when Bobby asks out a complete stranger based completely on her physical appearance and that mysterious allure a woman exudes when they hold utter contempt toward you for blocking out the sun.