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This leads to a real Kane / Undertaker hell in a cell cage match between the Summers brothers where, when it’s clear that the two can’t hurt each other with their powers, Cyclops resorts to pinching his brothers ears. I have an older brother that’s done that to me before actually. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

Oh my god Cable is still bitching about when Storm slammed that hatch on him a day and a half ago. He won’t shut up about it! Can we march this guy off to a violent execution already? Just give him what he wants and send him off into battle by himself with a few of his little pew pew guns so we don’t have to sit next to him on the plane and listen to him bitch about something that offended him during the entire god damned flight. Cable should be terrorizing the wait staff at a Denny’s like every other boomer, not leading the New Mutants. How in the fuck was this character so popular. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

Watching Havok and Cyclops impotently fap fight with powers that don’t work on each other always reminds me of this fight here which you can find on google by searching for “pathetic fight”. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

I’ve never said anything mean about Boom Boom, but I’ve had mean thoughts. Ok, there was that time I was happy that she got lit on fire, but all of the New Mutants were being really obnoxious that issue so it doesn’t count. Now we learn another one of those life lessons where we find out that if someone is habitually dropping bombs down people’s pants, it might be because they had a really traumatic childhood. Don’t judge the kid who’s acting out, lest you ignore the privileges you yourself have taken for granted your whole life. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

Oh shut up Scott, you didn’t even remember that you have a son until just now when you saw him again. And here we see the toll that Bobby’s facade of a relationship is having on Opal. No shit you’re confused. That’s what happens when your boyfriend will only kiss you with his mouth closed. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

I totally forgot that this freak piece of shit used to be X-Factor's PR manager. How many decades ago was that? About 2 decapitations ago and a demon resurrection, I'd say. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)