#ww3 draft

remember when we started the year and we were so excited that it was the the 20s again? and then like ww3 almost happened?? and now we're just at the start of an epidemic??? it is so fucking wild that we're living in one of the most tumultuous times in history and all we can do is just make memes while the whole fucking world is falling apart????

In the beginning of Mulan (1998), Mulan’s father, Fa Zhou, gets drafted into the war against the Huns; however, Mulan takes his place. Later during the war, when they’re singing Make a Man Out of You, the characters are depicted as being bad at fighting and unfit for war. In the song, Shang sings “you’re unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home, you’re through,” indicating that if they’re bad at war, they get discharged regardless of the draft. With this compelling figure in mind, in spite of the recent threats of nuclear war with Iran, the proper response would be to fight as poorly as possible in the event of a draft. In this essay I will

We are all characters in a book and the author decided 2020 was the year they would start doing meth before they sat down to write.