#witchersexual

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Lambert/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: No Smut, No Sex, Jaskier learns about the witchers, Pack Cuddles, snuggles, Cute, Short One Shot Summary:

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: Also did you know that Kim and Pat are used in example sentences in all the big grammars like Quirk etc. because the grammarians apparently thought there were only two short gender neutral names.

Geralt: Mm-hm.

Jaskier: Exactly my point, dear heart, Jask is such a lovely name, innit, for girls and boys and enbies and anyone really.

Lambert: *to Eskel* Geralt's heart eyes are disgusting.

Eskel: 😍

Lambert: *to heavens above* And he's apparently got two witchers under his spell. Ugh.

Witcher Harem AU I blame Kate.