Lambert: so who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? How does the spooning work?
Yennefer: I'm a knife
Jaskier: she's a knife
Geralt (nodding): she's a knife.
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Lambert: so who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? How does the spooning work?
Yennefer: I'm a knife
Jaskier: she's a knife
Geralt (nodding): she's a knife.

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the witcher + tumblr text posts
tough cold men who barely express their emotions suddenly going soft for the people they love is something that will always make my heart flutter because i just watched witcher and i'll tell you the five seconds when geralt and ciri hug in season 1 is my favorite scene ever like i've been staring at it for hours and now it's my fucking wallpaper how crazy is that
Yennefer:Â Ciri lights out please, it's time for sleep.Â
Ciri: *calling from her room* but there's a monster under my bed!
Geralt:Â I promise you there's no monster Ciri. Now go to sleep.Â
Lambert:Â there actually is a monster under her bed. I trapped a juvenile nekker there - just to see if she could handle it.
Geralt:Â what?! Lambert, you fucking-
Yennefer:Â Ciri!?Â
Ciri:Â *calls from her room* don't worry, I killed it.Â
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Jaskier: My boyfriend went, "is Eurovision on?" turned the TV on for me and walked away. When it was finally over I went to look for him and he was napping. He put it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
Geralt: we can't date Jaskier, we'd destroy him.
Yennefer: he'd be into that.
Geralt: why are you standing on the table?
Jaskier: this is my house, and I may stand wherever I like!
Geralt: where's the spider
Jaskier: It's in the corner just there do you mind-