Oct 25, 2025
“But do you know when stories stop being stories? The moment someone begins to believe in them.”
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“But do you know when stories stop being stories? The moment someone begins to believe in them.”
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Geralt: In what trouble are you now?
Jaskier: why do you think I'm in trouble?
Geralt: should I answer this chronologically or alphabetically?
Geralt: Help him. (Jaskier) And I'll indulge your curiosity all night long.
Yennefer: It won't take all night.
Me: Like hell it won't!!
"I've just remembered. I left my... cat on the stove. I really must be going."
- Julian Alfred "Jaskier" Pankratz, The Witcher
Bilbo: Look, why don’t we leave tomorrow?
Bilbo: That is, if you’ll give me another chance to prove myself a worthy travelling companion.
Thorin: Hm.
Bilbo: We could head to the coast. Get away for a while.
Bilbo: Life is too short.
Bilbo: Do what pleases you.
Thorin: Composing your next song?
Bilbo: No, I’m just, uh… Just trying to figure out what pleases me.
Thorin: You did your best. There’s nothing else you could have done.
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“But I’m not gallant enough. Nor valiant enough. I’m not suited to be a soldier or a hero. And having an acute fear of pain, mutilation and death is not the only reason. You can’t stop a soldier from being frightened but you can give him motivation to help him overcome that fear. I have no such motivation. I can’t have. I’m a witcher: an artificially created mutant. I kill monsters for money. I defend children when their parents pay me to. If Nilfgaardian parents pay me, I’ll defend Nilfgaardian children. And even if the world lies in ruin - which does not seem likely to me - I’ll carry on killing monsters in the ruins of this world until some monsters kills me. That is my fate, my reason, my life and my attitude to the world. And it is not whst I chose. It was chosen or me.”
(...“But I don’t want to die to die in a war, because they’re not my wars.”)
- Geralt of Rivia, Blood of Elves
Absolutely correct quote from Witcher 3
Geralt: Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher . . . I'll never know. Something about my face?
Geralt: please don't Joke around in there. I know you're used to riffing with me, but these kind of people rarely have my sense of humor.
Jaskier: wow, you are really worried about this contract.
Jaskier: Okay, fine. I promise I will be stone-cold serious. I'll even use my serious face.
Jaskier: *is doing a stupid serious face*
Jaskier: If you wondering how I'm pulling this off, I'm thinking about the time when I was 15 and Valdo Marx called me a little bottom.
Geralt: was he right?
Jaskier: *blushing* yes.