I missed your birthday?! One of the best artists/writers I follow?!
I have failed. :'(
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You wake up, and the feeling of "Hang on, something special is happening today, what is it" settles into your tired brain like birds lighting on a telephone wire.
You blink, staring at your ceiling. There's something special... Today...
BANG.
You screech as a heavy weight slams into your bed, nearly flipping you off the edge. "What the-?!"
"Happy birthday babe--oh sh-!"
You don't realize what's happened until it drips down the back of your neck.
"Killer?!" You howl, writhing in an unsuccessful attempt to get the sugary sweet out of your shirt. Killer had apparently teleported on top of you, let the piece of cake slip out of his grasp, and now, it is smashed into the back of your head and dripping quickly-melting frosting down your back.
"...Whoops. Anyway, happy birthday!"
You glare at him, and he grins back, booping your nose, before taking a fingerful of frosting from the side of your neck, making you shudder. He smirks while licking it off
"Well, since you're a mess-"
"OUT!"
