ellie having beef with your stuffed animal ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
300ish words of pure tomfoolery, slight suggestive content, ellie having beef with a literal inanimate object.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie didn't start out having beef with your childhood stuffed animal, bunny—she was actually excited to finally meet all the little stuffies on your bed that she normally saw through her phone screen in the flesh!! bunny was just off.
݁݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who always makes a point to give bunny a dirty look when she comes into your room, no matter what. you snapped at her to stop it once and she got so upset and red in the face that you had to cuddle and kiss her for almost 10 minutes just to get her to act normal again.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who, whenever you two go out, always tries to replace bunny, always holding up random stuffed animals and saying,
“hey, isn't this so much cuter than whatsherface?”
“i'm not entertaining this.”
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who doesn't care about flipping bunny over when you two fuck, she wants her to see, to prove that she's “winning”. winning what? she never explains.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who beats up all your stuffed animals when she's slightly annoyed at you, but definitely punches bunny a little harder.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie swears bunny is trying to turn you against her, and insists on falling asleep on facetime so she can make sure she's not getting slandered by her when the two of you are alone.
“hey els...you know this isn't toy story, right? bunny can't talk...”
“yeah, likely fucking story, that's what she wants you to think.”
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who you caught in the far corner of your twin bed, one day, whispering threats akin to those of john wick to your beat up childhood stuffie.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie who actually looked petrified when you mentioned passing down bunny to your future child, and started muttering frantically under her breath about “losing to a ‘20 year old teething toy’”, and how her whole family would eventually be poisoned against her.
݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ jealous!ellie despite it all, gets all sappy when she sees how you act with bunny. her hardened expression towards the stuffed rabbit and her matted fuzzy ears soften when she watches you cuddle and rock her like a baby. she plays into your jokes about being bunny's mom, and even sends you cute edits about it.
first post kinda nervy...be nice i haven't posted my work online in three years :3