bee

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

i just got summoned for yuri duty

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam