#whaley

uh oh shrimp smoocher on the loose

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✏️ I actually forgot she was wandering around the save - she rolled up out of nowhere 🤭 (I didn’t make her, just gave her my Treatment ™️ - she’s in the maxis gallery if y’all are interested)

🎩tip @riverofjazzsims @blvckentropy

Transcript 👇🏾

NETTA: Oh my god. My QUEEN.

[ IMPROMPTU CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Megan Thee Stallion ]

WHALEY: Am I far too high or is that Meg?

LAVENDER: It is!

ZALE: Also – you are pretty high, Bruh.

NETTA: Go Meg! Go Meg! Go go - Go Meg! Damn she fine.

WHALEY: Man… Lo’s gonna be bummed she missed this.

LOLA: I think I’m gonna faint.

( To Rae ) Shut up. You actually want me to believe you invited Megan Thee Stallion?

RAE: She took my pole class; we got to talking about the podcast in the show, so I invited her to the party. What?

Want me to introduce you, don’t you? You know she got a man, right? 

( Laughs ) Relax – I got you. 

~🐳

GODDGOUH i'm gonna be super duper real with you i always keep it vague ("but once they're together, blahblahblah") bc i do Not know how and when it would happen. there are so many opportunities and ways it can pan out. and my brain will flipflop between this all being just "the show + omegaverse flavored" OR "rewrite the show a little to be mgv, so some things have to be changed but some can stay the same"

and i like to play with what-ifs and AUs too!!! my mgv canon is frustratingly fluid!!! i have a hard time having conviction to anything!! idk what i consider my canon (besides house having a miscarriage with the infarction) and it drives me crazy!!! it doesn't help that i have yet to see the series in full yet STILL -- i'm still on s4 iirc and amber's alive and i know what happens next and :((( i love angst but i'm also tender and baby :((

and........... also they're weird???? affectionate. house and wilson are fucking weird. they act up around each other, have different biases and boundaries towards the other that no one in their respective lives have.... i guess i can say them finally getting together doesn't have a definitive starting point. house has been smitten since day 1 (hc is not exclusive to mgv. this is just actual show canon to me), and the relationship with him really is the only one wilson hasn't given up on..... and over the years they fall into a totally unique and peculiar normalcy that's hard to make heads or tails of.

like the act of helping each other's cycles. friends can do that. they hang out, they bang, maybe a couple affirmations here or there, but once it's over they keep on as pals and nothing changes. but wilson and house keep up the domesticity of it far beyond pre-/post-cycle, yet if anyone asks, state there's nothing going on between them (or, well, wilson does. house is more glib about it)

but after that last marriage particularly is when wilson finds himself pushing more affection on house. he's lonely, for once also disinterested (bored?) in pursuing someone for either a little romp or something more serious and doomed to fail, and house is always there whether he likes it or not, so..... it's pushing their status quo, it frightens the both of them, but neither back out either. but it doesn't really feel like..... anything changes between them? even moving in together is hardly a blip on the radar of the things they get into.