#weird list

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Absolute least faves:

1. “Makey Make Over” - I get why she makes the voice, but it’s very annoying for me to listen to. Also, one of my sisters had a stroke at 22 and like she’s fine, thank GOD, but hearing the line “I had a stroke” over and over again as a joke is just personally not funny to me after that.

2. “Duh!” - As I said, I love Josh, but this song, while I love the ending, is pretty boring and could’ve been a lot better.

3. “Santa Ana Winds” - I FEEL LIKE I’M THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESN’T LIKE THIS SONG?? I think my bitterness is from the fact that, when I heard the opening drumbeat, I expected a “Be My Baby” parody, but we got the Four Seasons instead, which, yeah, funny because winds and all. But then we didn’t get it and. Yeah. I love the Four Seasons, too - “Walk Like a Man” was one of the first songs I ever sang in my life, like that’s a family story - but. Yeah. Except for the quote of “You Stupid Bitch”, I don’t care for it.

4. “My Sperm is Healthy” - Just…pointless. Unnecessary. And I’ve loved a lot of unnecessary songs - I honestly love “I Go to the Zoo” despite not caring for Nathaniel. But this one…WHY?

5. “Horny Angry Tango” - I remembered hating this and I couldn’t remember why, so I just re-listened to it and okay, it’s catchy, but that bit at the end about how he can’t slap her back and how it’s clearly a “double standard”. Ew. No. Gross. I expect more nuance from this show, come on.

6. “Period Sex” - How it was used in the show? PERFECT. The final product? It’s…okay, I guess, but I expected more after all the build-up.

7. “My Friend’s Dad” - Maybe I just don’t care about the style? Also the random antisemitic line is just not necessary? Like, I can’t say much about it since I’m not Jewish, but I feel like she’s poked fun at antisemitism in much more clever ways than this. A lot of my dislike for this is probably that this episode also had “First Penis I Saw”, which cracks me up to this day, so any other song would be over-shadowed by it and just look bad next to it.

These ones I don’t hate, but I just don’t care for them

8. “The Buzzing from the Bathroom” - HEAR ME OUT! I love this song as a whole, but I hated that we wasted plot time on something that could’ve been used for, idk, furthering Valencia’s story? Heather’s story? ANYONE’S story? Something like “Don’t Be a Lawyer” is fine, because it ended up furthering along Rebecca’s plot, but this, while an amazing parody and a song I actually purposefully bought, was really pointless.

9. “I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me” - Kinda amusing, but I found the idea of the people around her trying to make her the new Rebecca a lot more amusing than the song.

10. “Clean Up on Aisle 4″ - I actually don’t hate this, but I needed a tenth song and I tend to skip it when I listen to my crazy ex playlist, so…it was either this or “Romantic Moments”, but that one makes me laugh

-Robin being the one to show up and take his daughter from Gothel.

-AU where Ella dies.

Upon whom titles of nobility were conferred with the style appertaining thereto

CAMBACERES, Arch-Chancellor of the Empire, duc de Parme.

CAULAINCOURT, duc de Vicence.

CHAMPAGNY, duc de Cadore.

CHAPTAL, comte de Chanteloup.

CLARKE, comte d’Hunebourg, duc de Feltre.

DROUET, comte d’Erlon.

FOUCHE, duc d’Otrante.

LACUEE, comte de Cessac.

LEBRUN, Arch-Treasurer of the Empire, duc de Plaisance.

REGINER, duc de Massa.

SAVARY, duc de Rovigo.

TALLEYRAND, prince de Benevent.

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Marshal AUGEREAU, duc de Castiglione.

Marshal BERNADOTTE, prince de Ponte-Corvo. (Later King of  Sweden and Norway)

Marshal BERTHIER, prince de Neuchatel, prince de Wagram. Duc de Valangin

Marshal BESSIERES, duc d’Istrie.

Marshal DAVOUT, duc d’Auerstaedt, prince d’Eckmuhl.

Marshal JUNOT, duc d’Abrantes.**

Marshal LANNES, duc de Montebello.

Marshal LEFEBVRE, duc de Danzig.

Marshal MACDONALD, duc de Tarente.

Marshal MARMONT, duc de Raguse.

Marshal MASSENA, duc de Rivoli, prince d’Essling.

Marshal MONCEY, duc de Conegliano.

Marshal MORTIER, duc de Trevise

Marshal NEY, duc d’Elchingen, prince de la Moskowa.

Marshal OUDINOT, duc de Reggio.

Marshal SOULT, duc de Dalmatie.

Marshal SUCHET, duc d’Albufera.

Marshal VICTOR, duc de Bellune.

(From the book: The True Visage of Napoleon, Edouard Driault)

**Junot was never a Marshal of the Empire. He was a fighting general under Napoleon. Why the author put him as a Marshal is a mystery.

There are also missing Marshals on this list for reasons unknown....

The Missing:

Marshal MURAT, Grand duc de Clèves et Berg, King of Naples.

Marshal JOURDAN,  comte Jourdan.

Marshal BRUNE, comte Brune.

Marshal KELLERMAN, duc de Valmy.

Marshal PERIGNON, marquis de Grenade.

Marshal SERURIER, comte Serurier.

Marshal SAINT-CYR, marquis de Gouvion Saint-Cyr

Marshal  Prince PONIATOWSKI

the catcher in the rye by j.d. salinger

catch the rabbit by lana bastašić

lolita by vladimir nabokov

the logic of images by wim wenders

the secret diary of laura palmer by jennifer lynch

the sisters brothers by patrick dewitt

slaughterhouse-five by kurt vonegut

jude the obscure by thomas hardy

american psycho by bret easton ellis

dream work by mary oliver

found: an anthology of found footage horror stories by gabino iglesias, andrew cull and bev vincent

everyone in this room will someday be dead by emily r austin

the travelling cat chronicles by hiro arikawa

brutes by dizz tate

breasts and eggs by mieko kawakami

Five things that make me happy:

My cats

Cooking

Making things

Weight training

Fabric softener

Number 13 will surprise you!! (Also spoiler warning!!)

1. Incredibles - Syndrome is pulled into a turbine by his !cape! and his airplane explodes

3. Raiders of the Lost Ark - The Nazis' faces melt from staring at the Ark of the Covenant

4. Mission Impossible Fallout - Superman actor plays a guy who gets corrosive aircraft hydraulic fluid on his face and then a cable hook attached to a falling helicopter impales his face and drags him down a cliff

5. Star Wars - Palpatine's Deaths 2, Electric Boogaloo

6. The Kingdom (Book - it's pretty cool it's like Westworld in Disneyland) - A scientist's throat gets the slicey slice from a princess tiara

7. Lupin III - Rich guy dies from getting crushed by two giant clock hands as the clock strikes midnight

8. Pacific Rim: The Black (TV) - Walkie-talkie explosion

9. Coco - Homicidal dead musician gets smushed by the bell

10. Pacific Rim - Dead baby monster comes back to life and snacks on cocky organ harvester (he doesn't really die but still)

11. FNAF (video games) - Several children are shoved into death trap animatronic suits by disturbed pizzeria owner 12. Jurassic Park - Business guy hiding in toilet stall gets chomped in half by a T-Rex

13. Who's Lila (video game) - In an effort to create memes that can help the world, a scientist and his test group [read: cult] accidentally unleash a primordial character archetype goddess [read: sentient meme worshipped by cult] that takes over their beings and warps their sense of self [read: gets jealous of the teenager she's based on and murders her]