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i hear crows !

i missed you, too, little friends.

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unwelcome-ozian

#can i have a bingo #i am only missing three traumas

urgetocreate

Elena Wuest (Kazakhstani/German b.1977) , Dissolving into Pink, 2026, Oil on canvas

#reminds me of swimming on acid

sometimes i get a little too real with my cat

"Oh you are so cute ! Because 2,000 years ago the Egyptians selectively bred your ancestors to be more docile and easier to sacrifice to their gods by the millions, only for their mummified remains to be later sold to English farmers who ground them up for fertiliser ."

also this theory bludgeons my psyche every time i see someone post a raccoon cult meme. as much as i would love it if raccoons could be domesticated we probably shouldn't be repeating cat history

#cat facts #macabre humor #domestication speedrun any%

saturnvs

king

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i guess i have to get used to having fangs now

#vampirism #surreal impetus to blog

trying to explain one of my complicated and hitherto inarticulable past relationships and now that i've read homestuck it's suddenly clear as day. "of course, it was a kismessitude-moiraillegiance vacillation !"

and now i'm having rational thoughts like "damn I really wish I had a moirail to discuss my feelings with that i didn't half the time hate with such a passion that we wound up exploring that passion" yes totally sensible rational thoughts.

#quadrant vacillation #surreal impetus to blog #eventually i learned to set higher standards for myself

bunnyloca

So... Jesus was a capricorn right?

surrealimpetus

if you take the dominant view yea. some sources would have placed him as a Taurus, others a Libra. i was convinced of the libra account back when i was wrapped up in that

bunnyloca

I hope so. Because like Capricorns dont get anything good or interesting out of the zodiac alone. It always "hardworking and spiteful when crossed". I'm spitefully because of that lol.

surrealimpetus

ahhh, but they do! my second-mom was a capricorn, and she made sure I knew it! i loved her to bits she was practical and spiritual at the same time, wise beyond her years and full of compassion despite that yes rough exterior that capricorns are also known for.

not to say that astrology is anything more than pseudoscience. don't ever let it get you down ♦

as for the historical jesus... the whole december thing is a bit of a 4th century sun god craze. i don't want to judge between the other interpretations given my.. .history... but taurus is an earlier (pre-christmas) and more reasoned dating while libra is a less common, more modern attempt at making sense of events.

bunnyloca

So... Jesus was a capricorn right?

surrealimpetus

if you take the dominant view yea. some sources would have placed him as a Taurus, others a Libra. i was convinced of the libra account back when i was wrapped up in that

surrealimpetus

for too long i have been complacent

"i've read basically all of homestuck," i think "the story was totally wrapping up," i think "the act numbers can't get any more insane," i think "i'm well beyond where the youtube dramatisation left off," i think

so forever i put it off. i've been having too much fun with roleplay and cosplay and have the impression that i'm qualified to do so

then today. i actually have some free time to sit down and read. I've got the comic itself on the right half of my screen, the current panel as an image in the upper left so there's something to look at, bandcamp in the lower left. on a whim, I highlight all the remaining panels and the computer counts them

oh

i'm only 80% of the way through . . .

surrealimpetus

my failure has been rectified

HOMESTUCK 100,82 % COMPLETE

I Need No Longer Feel Ashamed For Not Having Read Everything

well everything other than the epilouges but with my eyesight oof i'm gonna have to print them out...

#the extra .82 covers snapchat and RDA

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jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

#my body was not meant for daytime #why must humans close everything at night #let me live under the moon

Over three decades of psychiatry has left me with these several options:

Be too miserable, confused, fatigued, and in pain to function (default)

Be content, but too confused and sleepy to function

Be able to feel good, but in too much pain to function

Try new things that are as likely or more to kill you as surgery, but without any expectation of success (government approved)

I choose #3: pain. Good sometimes is better than shitty all the time.

Of course, housing, education, social opportunities, and not living in an evil empire that wants to erase my existence would probably work better than any pills or wacky treatments, but I can't seem to get a prescription for that.

#surreal impetus to blog

Tonight I received my first creepy ass anon asks

I feel at once that I have hit an important milestone worth celebrating, whilst simultaneously disappointed in the humanity of the asker and hoping such events stay to a minimum

#new to tumblr #this blog has existed for 5% of tumblr's existence

i don't know how to deal with people being nice to me

#surreal impetus to blog

I used to think the idea of vampires being harmed by scripture was BS. I assumed it would only prove the mystical character of scripture, a belief I have been deconstructing since escaping from where I was made to believe it literally harmed "evil."

Now from time to time I hear certain scriptures and do in fact flinch. But it's no mystical power, now that I'm on the receiving end I recognise it as a form of post-traumatic stress. The words vividly remind me of how I was taken advantage of and nearly destroyed, of course they hurt.

It's not the words, it's the discrimination and oppression they represent. As I, or as a vampire grows stronger and moves past the traumas of their old life, the less such things will cause pain.

#deconstruction #cult survivor #vampire lore #surreal impetus to blog

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nikonikonek000

imaginary world…..

#wdym imaginary??#this is basically just vermont #or a rainbow gathering #or like any forest when properly altered

some days it's "oooh, i'll take some parsley and tomatoes" some days it's "hmm, i need some markers and nailpolish"

today it's "I REQUIRE BORON, SULPHUR, AND A FARADAY CAGE"

#weird list #surreal impetus to blog

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