#we'reback

Whoops, everything is awful!

Great series finale right? Billy Broadview (Me) got his dream job and flew off into the sunset. An oversized storybook slowly closed and we faded to credits, which I would like to imagine rolled over a punkrock cover of ‘Do You Believe in Magic’.

News Update: 2020 happened!

Turns out, crafting a sufficiently powerful and precise magical solution to a unique unknown pathogen takes roughly the same amount of time and resources as the muggles and their nomaj medical science. It is literally anyone's guess who will get there first at this rate. We learned early on that Pepperup isn’t enough, and are quickly learning that this is what happens when your entire healthcare system revolves around a single potion from the 12th century.

In addition to that, not to be outdone by the muggle governing bodies, a spectacular mishandling of the entire pandemic by The Ministry of Magic has left all of us at varying degrees of screwed.

Which brings us to the other big news. The story that has everybody losing their minds. The tabloid meltdown of the century.

Hogwarts did not open.

There was speculation when The Prophet News Podcast leaked it all the way back in August, but for once they actually had the story correct.

The big day was postponed a week. Then two. Now we are an entire month past our normal opening day. Classes have finally resumed, but are now being conducted entirely through Floom webcam meetings. This decision was in no part related to the fact that I created that service, and is certainly not an attempt on my part to force clients onto my latest startup.

There. All caught up? Awesome. Basically this entire semester is reliant on our jobs. IT Department working alone with only professors and those same old familiar creepy (and now entirely empty) hallways.

Regardless, if I have to suffer- I'm going to at least get some internet points for it. Buckle up ladies, gentlemen, and friends beyond the binary. Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse-

-We're Back!

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Hope you’ve all been well since we last saw eachother!

“They're back!”

Yes, we are... on Tumblr!  

It isn’t horrifying, though. 

It is pretty cool! And, about time!

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And check out some of the early tumblr blogs we are following, because those are our energy too! But now we are here!