lets sing a song! (storytime) (it rhymes i swear im a great songwriter)
okay so flashback
to the start (ish) of the yar
my grade was outside playing a
GAMEEEE guitar solo
they were kicking a ball
against the fucking wall
and running back before they got hit!
but teenagers have a lot of energy
if you give them caffeine and sugar
so they started kicking higher (that rhymes with sugar)
and balls were going on the roof of the school!!
DAILYYYY!!!
so, fast forward, we've gotten in trouble
we got too many balls on the roof. bubble
and the teachers are mad but we don't stop!
because nothing will ever make us drop
the habit of playing WALL BALL!!!
but every day there are balls on the roof
at some point some kid lost a shoe
i'm not sure if they're the school's balls or not
but we are NOt fireproof.
but we keep playing and now it's april
and my girlfriend sees me after study hall
she tells me "oh damn ive got some bad news"
we are officially banned from wall. ball"
and i reply "what the fuck!"
and she says "yeah so we caused a gas leak"
but that doesn't stop us
and now im not sure whats happening
and this is the end of the song
la la la
