#viclander

1) Finish: Little Stranger. I've always known exactly where the characters will be at the end of it and have been plotting out their journey there, trust. It is just a matter of getting it written out in prose.

2) Finish: Milestones. The last couple seasons' new information on John's life (B6, Barbara Findley and her project, the Legend meeting him) have given me so many ideas. I plan to revise the story to include those but will leave my original chapters up as well.

3) Write: The Babysitters Club. My most diabolical fanfiction idea ever. The unfortunate lovestory of Barbara Findley. Homelander is more a sex toy than a partner. Madelyn Stillwell is in over her head.

4) Write: The Stable Hand. John joins Stan Edgar and Victoria née Nadia on their farm for some much needed acclimitizaton after his disastrous introduction to Vought's upper echelon. The realities of life on this farm do not match the idealized version that he was told to pretend was his lot.

5) Write: Brings All The Boys To The Yard. The Milklander fanfiction of my dreams. "My best way is to creep under his [cape]; there is no other shelter hereabouts: [Soldier Boy] acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows.” - Shakespeare, The Tempest (bastardized)

6) Write: Errai. My Starlander/#Homelight idea. As his female fanbase is not pleased that he is in a relationship, Vought decides Homelander ought to have a sidekick instead of a girlfriend. They decide to check some boxes at the same time by having him choose his sidekick from a shortlist of young superheroines.

After the last episode where Vicky reveals she had a child with someone from Vought R&D, I started wondering why she was hanging out at Vought labs. And then my mind went to a weird AU where Stan would bring her in as occasional social enrichment for John at wherever Lab B6 is. Maybe they’d meet on some other level, in a slightly more civilized setting. I don’t know what their age difference is supposed to be. I assume 5 years or less. So something like 9 year old Victoria going on play dates in a (reinforced) playroom on B1 with this 12 year old who is pretty strange but ultimately really eager to connect.

Yes, I’m still convinced he’d have needed some normal social interactions to be able to function normally in front of cameras later on.

Yes, I ship Homelander (romantically or platonically) with Vicky. They’re both evil and frenemies. What’s not to like?

the way i was FROTHING at the MOUTH to see president Vic and her unhinged attack dog chomping at folks from the end of her choke-chain was insane. i've been robbed. i'll never forgive the writers.

i cry thinking about how delicious it would be to see her trapped in this position of power at Homelander's whim while also having to deal with the fact he keeps pushing his head into her hand for pets and bringing her dead detractors like a cat brings dead rodents

and man, the lengths she would go to tame him....

- synthetic love by motionless in white

i needed to write something for these two, no matter how small or convoluted. be the change you wish to see!

pairing : homelander/victoria neuman

word count : 679

warnings : light light smut (blink and it’s gone), dominant/submissive, mostly neuman’s conflicting thoughts. 18+, mdni

writing tag

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“You’re distracted.”

Victoria (or maybe she was Nadia this time? She couldn’t seem to keep it straight lately) was spread like a lounging feline across the couch, blouse unbuttoned and open, completely nude from the waist down. Homelander had gone straight to work as soon as she strolled through the door, heels heard by him well before her key hit the lock. Her light floral perfume filled his senses in an almost dizzying manner, innards buzzing like a bursting beehive. He was always early. Sometimes she’d keep him waiting on purpose.