DM: These three archers fire at Seraph... Oh, that's two hits and a critical! You take 67 damage.
Tati (playing Seraph): *gasps* That almost kills me!
Adam (playing Billie): But it doesn't, right??
Tati: I'm at 18 hit points... No, I use my narrow escape power to take half damage from the crit and teleport behind Una.
DM: Okay, only 50 damage.
Tati: *mutters* Only...
M (playing Kjell): Get in the Bag of Holding and talk to Vethiver.
Tati: Are you sure? If breaking the mind control didn't work he could snap me in half like a twig.
DM: No combat inside the Bag of Holding. It's hand-wavy enough to let you talk in there, but I like it so I'm keeping it.
Andy (playing Una): Before you go I heal you for a healing surge +10.
Tati: Thank you, that's much better! Okay, I open the Bag again and hop into it like a jacuzzi. Check on me in ten seconds!
DM: The Bag drops to the floor behind Una. *passes Tati a note*
Tati: *eyes wide* Oh my god!!
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): What??
DM: You're reading the wrong side. It's a recycled note.
Tati: Oh! Oh god. The first thing I read was 'gentle repose' and I thought we'd killed him. *turns note over* Okay.














