Now that the audio is FINALLY out, I can share the final drawing of the pirate crew! Shout out to all the phenomenal VAs who brought them to life! From left to right:

Narrow Escape

"A good explorer has to be as slippery as a gomazoa, as tough as a scute bug, and luckier than a ten-fingered trapfinder." —Arhana, Kazandu trapfinder

Caught in a bad situation when they walked (unknowingly) into the bad guy's residence... and the only way out is to break through the living room window.

Close Call - V

Tati (playing Seraph): *gasps* That almost kills me!

Adam (playing Billie): But it doesn't, right??

Tati: I'm at 18 hit points... No, I use my narrow escape power to take half damage from the crit and teleport behind Una.

DM: Okay, only 50 damage.

Tati: *mutters* Only...

M (playing Kjell): Get in the Bag of Holding and talk to Vethiver.

Tati: Are you sure? If breaking the mind control didn't work he could snap me in half like a twig.

DM: No combat inside the Bag of Holding. It's hand-wavy enough to let you talk in there, but I like it so I'm keeping it.

Andy (playing Una): Before you go I heal you for a healing surge +10.

Tati: Thank you, that's much better! Okay, I open the Bag again and hop into it like a jacuzzi. Check on me in ten seconds!

DM: The Bag drops to the floor behind Una. *passes Tati a note*

Tati: *eyes wide* Oh my god!!

Hamish (playing Thaddeus): What??

DM: You're reading the wrong side. It's a recycled note.

Author’s Note: This AU came from an idea I had a few nights ago, and I ended up making the story far more complicated than I intended.

Anyways, that's all. Can't be purposefully vague if you talk a ton.

Story Summary: Three heroes people arrive in Paris, and soon realize things aren't right.

[Previously titled 'Some Things Don't Mix Well’]

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