#very seriously

Apparently, Serena had this lovely man to thank for the dumpster fire that was construction-chic Lumiose. But really, obstacle courses out of scaffolding? What an incredibly stupid idea! It wasn’t even just that the ostentatious ugly structures were being erected without care, but were seemingly there now on a semi-permanent basis and the most ludicrous safety violation Serena had ever seen in construction.

Five years ago, construction workers stopped everyone from entering most of Lumiose City because of a power outage making things somewhat dangerous.

Now?

Oh, please go galavanting into dangerous construction areas! Here, we’ll make it easier for you and even give you a prize! No, no, please pay no mind to the loose nails, broken glass, pitfalls, unstable structures, and the multitude of other things that could poke your eyes out and kill you. It’s an obstacle course, you see!

How many injuries from civilians had been reported on a daily basis from such a ludicrous thing? Rotom Phones could only do so much, and not everyone had one. Given the already precarious nature of scaffolding’s stability in the first place, amping up that concern by purposefully making it an obstacle course, the issues of people now being encouraged to access live construction zones with no safety precautions, and the added teensy weensy minor problem of telling everyone to trespass on private property, it was a wonder they didn’t already have multiple civilian deaths on their hands!!

Please, scaffolding obstacle courses were a recipe for disaster.

(Excerpt from my fanfic, International Celebrity Ruins Everything | Read on AO3 here: Link)

Tarragon: (Makes construction-chic Lumiose) Serena: And I took that personally.

Serena's hyper-specific Lumiose construction worker grudge rearing its ugly head.

VERSES.

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Some home intruder: steals all her books to copy and then puts them back in a rush

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