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I'm Apple, you may call me DK if you wish, I write silly shenanigans or Murder and that's about it.
"oh but some of the fandoms you write for were created by bad people" I know that and they can rot, they get none of my money and in theory my attention would scar them.
I am not the best at tagging but I'm getting better and as such here are some relevant blog tags!
Jaymeow Speaks, Jaymeow Writes, Jaymeow Reads, Jaymeow Watches, Jaymeow Draws, Ask Box Things > Me tags! These are consistent through all of my blogs!
And We Are Children Of Empty Graves is for the inherent trauma of being improperly dead or alive, Outline Snippets is a great insight into what my writing looks like on the inside and also just fun fic teasers, the DK stand for Doo Knowledge is my fun facts about the IP tag, DK Watches JCA is for my rewatch of Jackie Chan Adventures.
Equals Theory is a term I coined for a well known phenomenon, and it is my favorite relationship dynamic. Link to the explanation post.
Rabbit Hole Essays is a tentative project for compiling fic research into easy to use essays and source lists.
Project: MESOSA stands for Make Everyone Sick Of Seeing Apple In Their Inboxes and it means I'm going to spam update. You cannot escape. (you can, actually, but let me pretend to be foreboding)
The first iteration of MESOSA came in 2022 under the title 12UpDays, and the official iteration came on August 1st, 2024. That's also the first time it was called MESOSA! There was an unofficial MESOSA in January of 2025 to announce three months worth of fest fics, and the second official MESOSA took place over the month of July, 2025.
Jaymeow Watches and Jaymeow Reads are just general 'I'm getting into a new thing and/or an old thing and have thoughts' tags, Writes has writing updates and some old writing from the days I posted directly on tumblr, Speaks is just rambles.
Okay, and now the hard part - if you want to read my works the best place really is Ao3, especially after tumblr's ai issues, but I have a couple short Miraculous stories that are here to stay (until I give in and start a, shudder, short story fic on ao3), Ghost Fic, Outfit fic, The Salt Fic, and The One Where Everyone Knows, as well as The Paper Lanterns Round Robin.
If you don't want to go to ao3 for whatever reason - first off you're lowkey doomed, second off congrats I put in so much work for you specifically.
This is the 2024 master post, it's not current but it is a good list for wips. This is the official 2025 WIP List, it was eight pages long in google docs.
If for some reason finding me on tumblr isn't enough, I moderate the Nino Lahiffe Appreciation Squad Discord, the Ethereal Grimoire Discord, and the Magpie's Hoard Discord Server. I don't mod Maribat Insanity II but I do have rights to links on request.
In any other situation you can be a wild Apple may be spotted (probably in fic writer specific discords, I thrive in a very specific ecosystem) and you're always welcome to say hello.
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Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
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“why does someone MATURE like katara fall in love with a CHILD like aang?” fundamental misunderstanding of katara’s character and her dynamic with aang. she was forced to mature because she lost her mom but she is still, at the end of the day, a fourteen year old child.
she falls in love with aang because he doesn’t just represent hope for the world but he also gives her back her lost childhood with his whimsy. she gets to be silly and childish with him and that’s so important for her.
this fandom tends to adultify katara too much. she’s literally a kid. and it’s okay for her to be.
Invisobang 2023 is upon us! I’m so excited to finally share what I’ve been working on and see everyone else’s amazing works!
I’m honored to have had two amazing artists work on this fic with me: @duchi-nesten and @half-deadmagicperson
I’ll be posting a chapter a day for all of posting week, and using this as a central go-to to easily link to all the amazing art to go along with each chapter. Let’s go!
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Title: The Freakiest Friday
WC: 20k (final count WIP)
Tags: Danny Fenton, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Valerie Gray, Ghost OC - Character, Ghost King Danny Fenton, Body Swap AU, Identity Reveal, Canon-Typical Violence, Invisobang 2023 (Danny Phantom)
Summary: Of all the ghosts that have tried to challenge Danny for the throne, this one takes the cake for having the most convoluted plan imaginable. Not only does he have to fight yet another power-hungry ghost, but he also has to do it without his ghost half and in someone else’s body? This Friday is about to get a whole lot freakier.
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“The young prince bowing to the assembly. Suddenly, he stops. He looks up. For lo… there she stands. The girl of his dreams. Who she is or whence she came, he knows not, nor does he care, for his heart tells him that here, here is the maid predestined to be his bride.”
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