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I'm Apple, you may call me DK if you wish, I write silly shenanigans or Murder and that's about it.
"oh but some of the fandoms you write for were created by bad people" I know that and they can rot, they get none of my money and in theory my attention would scar them.
I am not the best at tagging but I'm getting better and as such here are some relevant blog tags!
Jaymeow Speaks, Jaymeow Writes, Jaymeow Reads, Jaymeow Watches, Jaymeow Draws, Ask Box Things > Me tags! These are consistent through all of my blogs!
And We Are Children Of Empty Graves is for the inherent trauma of being improperly dead or alive, Outline Snippets is a great insight into what my writing looks like on the inside and also just fun fic teasers, the DK stand for Doo Knowledge is my fun facts about the IP tag, DK Watches JCA is for my rewatch of Jackie Chan Adventures.
Equals Theory is a term I coined for a well known phenomenon, and it is my favorite relationship dynamic. Link to the explanation post.
Rabbit Hole Essays is a tentative project for compiling fic research into easy to use essays and source lists.
Project: MESOSA stands for Make Everyone Sick Of Seeing Apple In Their Inboxes and it means I'm going to spam update. You cannot escape. (you can, actually, but let me pretend to be foreboding)
The first iteration of MESOSA came in 2022 under the title 12UpDays, and the official iteration came on August 1st, 2024. That's also the first time it was called MESOSA! There was an unofficial MESOSA in January of 2025 to announce three months worth of fest fics, and the second official MESOSA took place over the month of July, 2025.
Jaymeow Watches and Jaymeow Reads are just general 'I'm getting into a new thing and/or an old thing and have thoughts' tags, Writes has writing updates and some old writing from the days I posted directly on tumblr, Speaks is just rambles.
Okay, and now the hard part - if you want to read my works the best place really is Ao3, especially after tumblr's ai issues, but I have a couple short Miraculous stories that are here to stay (until I give in and start a, shudder, short story fic on ao3), Ghost Fic, Outfit fic, The Salt Fic, and The One Where Everyone Knows, as well as The Paper Lanterns Round Robin.
If you don't want to go to ao3 for whatever reason - first off you're lowkey doomed, second off congrats I put in so much work for you specifically.
This is the 2024 master post, it's not current but it is a good list for wips. This is the official 2025 WIP List, it was eight pages long in google docs.
If for some reason finding me on tumblr isn't enough, I moderate the Nino Lahiffe Appreciation Squad Discord, the Ethereal Grimoire Discord, and the Magpie's Hoard Discord Server. I don't mod Maribat Insanity II but I do have rights to links on request.
In any other situation you can be a wild Apple may be spotted (probably in fic writer specific discords, I thrive in a very specific ecosystem) and you're always welcome to say hello.
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ahhh i meant to post this earlier! as a player since 1.3 (i missed 1.2’s the chalk prince and the dragon event so i don’t have festering desire… clenches fist), i’m so so so happy that durin is finally playable! i can hardly believe it… i love his design, his story quest, his gameplay, and that he turned out to be such a sweetheart 🥺🥺🥺 i would protect him with my life haha
so yeah i love everything about our new little durin!! BUT… (unless i understood it wrong) i don’t like how the writers made out OG durin to be a purely “evil” dragon and implied that he was fully dead… when in truth he was just a scared, confused, lost creature, tainted by the abyss and abandoned by his creator… he didn’t want to be evil. his dying thoughts from the text of the dragonspine spear inspired me to make this piece. i want to believe that a part of OG durin lives inside this durin, so he can finally experience all these happy moments, like singing and dancing with venti and getting along with the people of mondstadt, that he desperately wanted in his first life 🥹
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"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her
Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.
Anyway.
Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.
Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!
Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.
And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.
I am bad at posting in multiple places but if you follow A study in Friendship now’s the time to catch up. We’re at chapter five now, and it’s over 5k!
Yeah, I’m surprised too.
I asked about a tag list and then someone reblogged but Tumblr is a butt and I’m having trouble seeing what they said if anything, so I’ll be working on that too.
Anyway! You can find Chapter five over on AO3 or right here on Tumblr because I’m on a computer and feel like it. First full chapter on Tumblr!
In Avatar fics the seems to be a trend where Toph put her hand on peoples face's (usually Zuko's?) to see them and I can't help but imagine that if she wanted to see someone's face she would get them to lie in the dirt (or trip them into it) face first then put her hands on the ground to let earth sense see for her
This combines beautifully with the very real world fact that blind people DO NOT want to see more of the "blind people touching other people's faces" trope in media
So someone offers to let Toph touch their face
But being Toph, she is sick of merely explaining, again, that Blind People Don't Want To Paw Your Greasy Face
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The unnormal that comes from not sleeping is not a pleasant kind though XD Though it’s not boring XD But this way you’ve got more energy for being unnormal!
Super Scuffle - superhero au Phil has a run in with a new villain(?)
for @mcytbattleship
In the city of Esempi, wealthy CEOs and powerful political figures are being assassinated and beaten in the streets by a mysterious new villain. Corvidae, an established superhero in the city, expects the usual backlash against superpowered vigilantes. He doesn't expect to run into the new villain on patrol or the ensuing fight.
Back when I was first getting into dsmp and was seeing superhero aus everywhere, I had this au idea of Phil and Techno slowly becoming friends despite being vigilantes with radically different public perceptions. At some point Philza helps Techno out of a jam and Philza's reputation gets damaged for it and Techno feels bad about it and stuff (he's ruining his friend's brandTM). And on the opposite end, Techno rescues Philza at some point and it improves public perception of him.
These designs were done in a blind rush, so there's a lot I would change about them, Technoblade especially. He deserves a cooler fit and is too twiggy. Philza has no powers and uses tech/prosthetic enhancements. Technoblade has super healing.
I'm cleaning out my "Potential Art" sketch folder, enjoy these hella rough sketches that I let rot in my files.
Since some of my first fanart was of @imthepunchlord's Little Kitten and Little Princess, so I wanted to redo it some nearly 10 years later lol
Some Minnie Miraculous AU extras for @goatlilly's AU
Headcanon fun stuff with Kitty Section
I just love drawing Clara, she's so fun in my style. And some Lukanette that I'm sure I'll get flak for from @miraculous-content for never posting lol
aaaand some Miraculous Rewrite AU stuff for my own reboot that I never got too deep into (this is also First Draft Alya, I have way more sketches of her cuz I'm not sold on what to do with her hair lol it's Koki Marina ALL OVER AGAIN!)
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If I were an evil emperor in a fantasy world, I would have a an enormous aviary full of exotic birds that are exceptionally well cared for. They would be from a distant enough land that there would be very few people in my kingdom that knew much about them, they would be a friendly but not overly territorial species, and moderately intelligent. Like puffins. They would not, crucially, be able to imitate sounds and 'speak', but they would be very trainable and curious. Occasionally importing new birds for my aviary would be the Big Frivolous Indulgence that my political enemies make fun of.
I will also have a sorceror in my employ. When a hero or a renegade or a political rival is in a situation where I can safely kill them, they will instead be turned into a bird and added to my aviary. I would not brag about this; it would be a complete secret, known only to me and my sorceror. In situations where I capture multiple people working together, only one would go in the aviary;the others can be imprisoned or killed or whatever. If they escape and I reacquire them later, another one can go in the aviary. The point here is that nobody going in the aviary can safely assume that another bird in there is their teammate.
Because I would be trickling real birds in there, too. And I would train some of them to do 'intelligent' things like tap out prime numbers or scratch shapes into the dirt with their beaks. I would train some of them to pick at the locks and bars as if they were trying to escape. I would not train them all the same way, or train many of them at all.
Sometimes, a new bird goes into the aviary -- fellow revolutionary? Or just a bird? Is it trying to communicate to you that it's human, or just being friendly and imitating you because that's what smart friendly birds do? People would develop opinions and theories over time. They'd amass in a group of the smartest ones, pretty sure that they're closest four or five friends are humans, are using their invented little language of wing-flaps and trills with a human mind behind it... but can they ever really be sure?
Most people, when going into the aviary, would assume that all of the birds are captured enemies. So why are some of them hard to have ongoing communication with, to learn about, to plan with? Are these the natural communication barriers of someone in a bird body, or does being a bird make them stupider over time? Will that happen to them also?
Sometimes, if I capture a pair, I'll imprison them separately, then turn one into a bird and put them in the aviary at the same time as a real bird that's trained to have a couple of their partner's mannerisms.
When I interact with the birds, even in private, I won't secretly mock them or make clever veiled references to their past or act at all like I remember that they were once human. They are my birds, that I imported at great expense. And I've brought a treat for them; some fresh fruit, and another friend to share it with! A new bird!
