#venomplushie

First batch of Danger Noodles are now available in my Etsy shop Lokittysarmy. It's just a small batch, so grab one quick, it may be a bit before I can break free from orders to do the next batch. https://www.etsy.com/listing/645919996/danger-noodle?utm_medium=SellerListingTools&utm_campaign=Share&utm_source=Raw&share_time=1542477761000&utm_term=so.slt

Me: You ate my fries, didn't you? Danger Noodle: I left you the dead chicken lumps. Me: oh gee, thanks! posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/2Qs4myT

Danger Noodle: You've been real bad this year. Me: No I haven't. DN: pussy! Me: You know what, I think I prefer the coal. https://ift.tt/2TMMbX1 posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/2QaqcLv

Danger Noodle: So the good spawn get presents and we eat the bad ones. Me: Uh no buddy, that’s not how it works. https://ift.tt/2TMMbX1

Me: Oh look at the pretty poinsetAAAHH!! What are you doing in there? Danger Noodle: Glamour shots. For Christmas cards. Me: This is so not going on a Christmas card. 🤦 https://ift.tt/2TMMbX1 posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/2DMcgjm

Danger Noodle: Hash Browns? Me: Sorry buddy, Chick-fil-A isn’t open on Sundays. DN: Noooooo!!! Me: How about a chocolate doughnut? DN: This is acceptable. https://www.etsy.com/shop/lokittysarmy

Danger Noodle loves @chickfila hash browns, he’s terrible sharing though. Good thing they came with a chicken biscuit and coffee for me. 😊 posted on Etsy https://etsy.me/2A70TPe

Thank you to everyone who adopted their own little Danger Noodle! I can’t wait to see their adventures! Be sure to follow my shop and my Instagram to find out when the next batch gets posted. posted on Etsy https://etsy.me/2OPM352