#vengeancedemon

[pm] Just [...] anything. If someone dies, and the conditions are [...] right for them to come back as undead, you cut their head off. Easy.

[pm] OH! Do we [user checks her notes again, flips through mental pages, back and forth, she must've misplaced that one bit elsewhere] Like a person? A human person? I can't say I've been in that scenario too many times, but if the conditions made you think a recently (?) made corpse could've come back undead, then yup! That tracks. Totes the right call.

I'm getting the vibe this isn't hypothetical? Spill! (Tell me what's up)

[pm] Thanks. [...] I'm sorry.

​[pm] You're stronger than I expected. [That feels like an accusation]

[pm] I know what happened. [...] He didn't mean it. I mean, he [...] meant he wanted to be alone, but the way he said it. He didn't mean that. [user rubs at his face.] Okay's a long way off. He's here. Guess that's all he can be.

​[PM] I know you and him were [...] No, I know. Like, I get it. I was am just worried about him. But I'll let him set the pace.

Yeah, I guess. [...] What about you? Are you okay?

Ok.

​Shut the fuck up and get off my profile

[user checks message history. realizes this is not owen.] [pm] Thought I was sending to someone else. I don't know if you are a piece of shit or not.

​[pm] I think you are, considering you'd let someone be eaten by a SNAKE.

[pm] [user realizes he sent this to the wrong person, but now he's intrigued.] You want a pig tail to do magic? A normal pig tail?

​[pm] Not a normal pig! A happy pig! It has to be happy, it fucks up the potion otherwise. I'm not doing the magic with the pig's tail, it's a component of the potion. Well, I guess it's more like a salve but for alchemical purposes, it's a potion. Most potions are made up firstly with normal ingredients. I mean, technically, there are a lot of ways to make this but this is my granny's recipe. Anyway, the pig's tail is the thing that always trips me up.

Did you not like, get this in the memo?

[pm] Good. That's good. [del: Did they mention] [...] Yeah. Think they'll be good at that. Nursing.

​[PM] Yeah, I think so too. [...] Is there anything you want me to tell them?

[user feels a quiet, crushing relief.] [user loses the tetris match.]