#valarian

Star Date Species info so far:

Nionova

Valarian

Drexx

Tuo Toa

Anari

Aangora

Zorian

Avatarian & Atrian

And here we have Valarian, slithering into the masquerade...

[Valarian] closed the flap of his black leather satchel and turned the small metal lock on it. “I might have a hole in my bag.” “You think?” said the bird. The feathered creature watched the man close his bag and readjust it to hang comfortably at his hip. The black bird stretched out his head, fluffing out his hackles. He cocked his head from side to side then croaked, “I thought that was a sash”. “What’s that?” asked the man. “The strap of your satchel… covered in medals. I thought that was a sash all along. Didn’t realize it was just the strap of your bag.” “Not everything is as it appears,” the man said with a smirk. “How poetic,” said the bird in a dry monotone.

First nine tarot card designs for my Witches Universe characters

The Fool: Edana Ravette

The Magician: Valerian Israfil

The Highpreist(ess): Prince Damian Foxglove/Astaroth

The Empress: Queen Māra Foxglove

The Emperor: Lord Iku

The Hierophant: Constantine Smith

The Lovers: Fallen Lillith and Samael(Feat: Lady Jophiel)

The Chariot: Shinigami/Shini

Group leader: So Hi guys first of all l want to say welcome. To our weekly syhhyd intervention meeting. Now the way this works is we go about the room and tell everyone a littile bit about our selfs. So we have a new member and l don't want to put him on the spot buuut Locke if your not feeling to shy. Do you want to go first, maybe tell us a littil about yo-

Locke: -SShhh l can take it from here.. Now l know, you are all wondering, what someone as handsome and charming as me is doing here. l mean who would kill all THIS perfection well l'll tell you... *clears throat and goes into dramatic narration mode* The woeful tale that brings me to these pitiful shores. Is the tale of my own demise. It is a tale like no other full of anger, anguish, love, passion, rage and pain combined. It begins at the brink of dawn as the shadows faded away, in my very own home-

Valarian: Great here he goes again-🙄

Locke: -As l climbed up the steps of my ancestral home and walked towards the vindictive harpy that is was my wife. I had no idea dear listeners, l was approaching towards, the angel of death. For if l had known maybe this tale would have a ended a little different.

Dain: Is he always this dramatic?

Valarian: yep

Locke:Shut up, no talking during scenes! Now where was l.. oh yes act two. Looking back l realise there where three things that maybe should have given me a heads up that this time l may have somewhat dug my grave a littile to deep. The first warning was our room, how the very air we breathed felt heavy and the chaos it was in, like a hurricane had crashed through it. The second was the dress she was wearing, the dress she wore on our first date and the third was the protective hand she had over her stomach and the guarded squitish look she had in her eye.

Balekin:She said tell us a littile bit about yourself. Not give us your life story.

*A few minutes later*

(Locke continues in the background)

Balekin: He's clearly not going to shut up anytime soon. So l'll go next, Hi l'm Balekin, clearly l'm dead and pissed off about it otherwise l woulden't be here listening to my wannabe shakespear and his sob story on, how his puppet wife, cut her strings and shanked him. Which might l just add he clearly deserved it.

Valarian: okey thats cold even for me

Balekin: What we were all thinking it, l just said it.

Dain: of course you'd side with the traiter that would stab her own husband. Does no one respect the sanctity of family anymore?

Balekin: Oh please your still just jealous l beat you and got to kill father and everyone. Admit it you would have done the same at least l gave you a an honorable death.

Dain: YOU HAD MY OWN GENERAL KILL ME!

Balekin:remmeber indoor voices, this is a safe space.

Dain: l should have killed you as a child

Balekin: ...........I missed you...........

Dain:Shut up

Valarian: At least you diden't get killed by a human... I still can't get over the embarrassment of it when people ask me how l died.

Balekin: l know right! You know l never used to like you before. You where just Cardans creepy stabby friend that would kill anything in sight, but l feel like this shared experience has brought us closer and l now see you in a new light.

Locke: -and that my friends is my woeful tale and last curtain call.... wait hello did you guys listen to a word l said. WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT MY DEATH! You ungreatful swine, l poured my heart out to you.

Everyone randomly chipping in/mumbling: Wha- wait we where listening something about your mom... artists destiny bla bla bla...really married one of the twins... weird kinky ish...she caught your crazy...something about a spy.. masquerade.. Nicasia and Cardan...Something about a baby, he said baby right. Okey really wow... poor child, who would trust him with a baby... swap baby...get ride of it.. hormones.. bigger fight..blaaegdhejjej

Locke: You all suck

*Valarian raises hand*

Locke: Thank you friend! Finally someone wants to know my story. Go Val.

Valarian: Okey, so eehm how sexy did she look when she stabbed you from 1 to 10.. did you get to see if she was wearing lingerie. Also how much blood, was there, did it go everywhere. I remember my first kill was a mess...sigh

Locke: l can't.... wha- how am l supposed to even answer that...

Maven: ...Wow you're all really f* up, and people say l'm messed up

Balekin: l'm sorry who are you again? Are you even from Elfhame?

Maven: Oh yeah my names Maven and nope not really, l just come here for the free food... and also because l get lonely, the group l usually go to only meets up once a month soo yeah... Plus listening to you guys makes me realise, that maybe l'm not worst. 🤷‍♀️