random horny thoughts about hq men - seijoh + nekoma edition
CHARACTERS: mattsun, iwaizumi, makki, oikawa, kuroo, kenma, shohei
CWS: nsfw, smut, all characters 18+, knife play, implied d/s undertones to a lot of these, toxic relationship elements, cheating/cucking if you squint, corruption kink, oral (f!receiving), bondage, spit kink
NOTES: continue to enjoy my gross thoughts as i pull myself out of whatever writer's block hell i'm in. thank you to the anon who suggested shohei's - i accidentally deleted it i'm so sorry đ
mattsun loves knife play. the idea of cutting your tights away from your body, tracing the knife ever so gently up the inside of your thigh before rippppp the metal tears through like butter. the flash of fear and unbridled lust in your eyes bricks him up instantly. he slots his thigh between yours and presses the flat of the blade ever so gently against your thrumming pulse. "ready to play, angel?"
iwaizumi finds out your ex never made you cum and makes it his personal mission to give you as many orgasms as possible. his fingers, tongue, dick, thighs, he wants to get you off in every way possible and erase that idiotâs ineptitude from your brain. âyou cum so easily, baby. the fuck was your ex talking about?â
makki loves when you talk back. itâs foreplay for him to take you out somewhere nice and relentlessly tease you all night, each of you trading good-natured barbs that run just a little bit nasty (he likes when youâre mean, what can he say). thereâs always a line, though, and when you cross it, his hand grips the back of your neck hard enough to stop you short. "I think we should go home, don't you?"
oikawa is prone to toxic situationships that always result in hurt feelings (his own). he sees you out with other guys and it actually boils his blood to the point where heâs calling you, whining about how you donât make time for him anymore, and when you come over, he fucks you face down on the mattress to remind you that heâs the only one who knows how to make you cum the way you like
heâs super embarassed about it, but kuroo has a little bit of a corruption kink. like the first time he goes down on you and you get all blushy and embarassed - heâs hard as a rock. soothes you with soft kisses on your neck and stomach as he tells you how beautiful you look, how good you are just for him. heâs gentle in how he eats but heâs determined to make you as crazy for him as he is for you
kenma is lazy this kenma is lazy that - kenma finds out how much you like to be tied up and learns everything he can about bondage play. he buys a dummy to practice on (kuroo absolutely loses his mind over this), he watches tutorials, boy is dedicated to finding out how to make you cum this way. when this skinny streamer guy asks you out, you have no idea youâre gonna be roped into a bondage belt with a happy strap grazing over your clit as you sob into his arms (but you're not complaining)
your first impression of shohei is that heâs never known the touch of a woman but HOO BOY were you wrong. this man is a FREAK between the sheets. you canât believe that the mild-mannered dude who barely says a word forces your mouth open so he can spit directly onto your tongue. by the time heâs done with you, youâre fucked out of your skull, covered in scratches, hickies, and cum, and being asked if you want to order taco bell
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400 selfies, one (1) matsukawa issei, and youâunaware, unbothered, and suddenly the internetâs favorite couple.
wc: 1.3k, request
w: a bit stalkerish ??
itâs a normal wednesday, youâre just trying to buy a melon pan. thatâs it. no cosmic alignment, no dramatic slow-mo, no birds chirping in b minor. just you, your hoodie with the little frog on the pocket, and the gentle hum of the convenience store freezer. youâre humming along to whatever generic pop song is leaking from the ceiling speakers, completely oblivious to the fact that matsukawa is currently crouched behind a stack of cup noodles like a very tall, very lovesick raccoon.
heâs got his phone angled just right, chin tilted like heâs about to drop the most fire selfie of the century. the flash is off (heâs not a monster), but the way heâs biting his lip in concentration makes the old lady by the tofu glance over twice. he snaps the photo. then another. then ten more in rapid succession, each one with you in the backgroundâblurry, mid-bite, reaching for the last strawberry milk like it owes you money.
by the time youâve paid and left, heâs already posted three of them on instagram with the caption:
âme and bae grabbing midnight snacks she doesnât know weâre dating yet but thatâs okay, iâm patient đŻâ
the comments are immediate.
makki: bro thatâs the girl from the library youâve been stalking since october
mattsun: observing
iwa: you need jesus and a hobby
mattsun: i have a hobby. itâs her.
đľ
you find out a week later when your friend sends you a screenshot and says, âuh, isnât this you?â
itâs a mirror selfie matsukawa took in the school hallway. heâs got his arm slung around the air next to him, like heâs holding someone invisible. in the background, youâre tying your shoe. the caption reads:
âdate day :) sheâs shy so sheâs pretending not to see me đĽşđđâ
you stare at it for a full minute. you zoom in. you zoom out. you consider the possibility that youâve been hallucinating your entire life and this is actually a very elaborate coma dream involving bread and a boy who looks like he hasnât slept since 2009.
you do know him. kind of. matsukawa issei: volleyball guy, permanent bedhead, walks like heâs always halfway through a nap. youâve had three conversations with him, all of them about the vending machineâs tendency to eat your change. once, he gave you his pudding because you looked sad. youâd thought it was a kindness. now you realize it was a courtship ritual.
you go to his instagram. itâs a museum. a shrine. a documentary.
400 photos. 400. all taken over the course of four months. all with you somewhere in the frame.
you in the library, asleep on a pile of chemistry notes.
you at the bus stop, holding an umbrella with a duck handle.
you laughing at something on your phone, mouth wide open, eyes crinkled like youâre made of sunshine and marshmallow fluff.
every single one is captioned like youâre the love of his life and heâs just waiting for you to notice.
âshe wore yellow today. i almost died.â
âshe dropped her pen and i picked it up. she said thanks. i said anytime. weâre basically married now.â
âshe sneezed and i said bless you. she said thank you. i said iâd die for you. she didnât hear the last part but i meant it.â
youâre not sure whether to be flattered or file a restraining order. both feel valid. but then you see the one from yesterday:
âday 127. she smiled at me. not the polite one. the real one. i felt it in my spleen.â
and something in your chest goes soft. like a warm rice ball left in your pocket. like a secret you didnât know you were keeping.
đľ
the next day, you look for him.
youâre not even subtle. you loiter outside the gym like a victorian ghost with unfinished business. youâve got a granola bar in your pocket and a speech in your head that starts with âso i saw your instagramâ and ends with âdo you want to maybe take a selfie with me knowingly?â
he shows up exactly when you expect him toâslouching, hoodie half-zipped, hair doing that thing where it looks like he just rolled out of a wind tunnel. he sees you. he freezes. like a deer in headlights. like a man whoâs just realized his browser history is now public.
you hold up your phone. âso. 400 photos, huh?â
he opens his mouth. closes it. opens it again. âi can explain.â
âokay.â
ââŚi like you. like, like like you. like, if liking you was a sport, iâd have olympic medals and a sponsorship from gatorade.â
you blink. âthatâs⌠a lot of metaphors.â
âiâve had time to think about them,â he says, sheepish. âyouâre in my brain 24/7. youâre like a screensaver. but, like, emotional.â
you laugh. you canât help it. it bubbles out of you like soda. âyouâre such a weirdo.â
âyour weirdo?â he offers, hopeful and cringe and so earnest it makes your teeth ache.
you step closer. âonly if you promise to ask before you take my picture next time.â
he lights up like you just handed him the moon on a stick. âdeal. can i take one now?â
you roll your eyes, but youâre already leaning in. âmake it cute. i have standards.â
he takes it. youâre both blurry and laughing and your foreheads are touching. he posts it immediately with the caption:
âshe knows now. sheâs smiling. iâm gonna cry into my pillow for three weeks straight.â
đľ
after that, itâs worse. in the best way.
he holds your hand like itâs made of glass and dynamite. he brings you melon pan every morning. he learns your coffee order and writes it on his arm in sharpie so he doesnât forget. he starts sitting next to you in the library and asks before he takes your picture. sometimes you take them together, your faces squished cheek-to-cheek, his smile so wide it looks like it hurts.
you find out heâs been keeping a list of things you like. not in a creepy spreadsheet wayâmore like little notes folded into his wallet.
âshe hates the smell of this but loves this one.â
âshe always sneezes twice. never once. never three times. exactly two.â
âshe hums when sheâs happy. itâs always off-key but itâs my favorite song.â
you kiss him for the first time behind the vending machines. itâs awkward and too wet and your nose bumps his, but he makes this soundâlike a sigh and a gasp and a prayer all at onceâand then he crumples. like you just unplugged him. he presses his face into your neck and whispers, âiâm so glad you exist.â
you whisper back, âme too.â
đľ
six months later, he still takes photos. but now youâre looking at the camera. at him.
youâre in the foreground, stealing his hoodie, wearing his socks, asleep on his chest with your mouth open.
the captions change.
âsheâs my person. like, legally. i have receipts.â
âshe drooled on my shirt and i didnât even flinch. thatâs growth.â
âi asked her to marry me. she said âask me again when weâre not in a grocery store.â iâm gonna ask in a bakery next. she loves croissants.â
youâre not just in the background anymore. youâre in everything. his lock screen, his home screen, his wallet photo, his future.
he still photobombs strangersâ pictures if youâre in them, but now he runs back to you like a kid who just got away with stealing candy. âdid you see? i ruined their photo. itâs art. itâs our art.â
you kiss the top of his head. âyouâre ridiculous.â
he grins, sharp and soft and yours. âonly for you.â
and you believe him. because youâve seen the 400 photos. because youâve read every caption. because he looked at you like you were the sun long before you ever looked back.
when did u get so hot trend with Oikawa Matsukawa bokuto Iwaizumi Miya twins write whichever characters you like.
#20: "when did you get hot?"
OMG YES!!!!!! thank you for this request and for choosing these characters cuz i love them all sm <3 (i'll write a part 2 soon!)
summary: long time no see, long time no warning he'd glow up like that.
pairing: h. iwaizumi, i. matsukawa. t. oikawa, k. bokuto, a. miya & o. miya (separately) x gn!reader
cw: MDNI, kinda suggestive?, timeskip!characters
song: when did you get hot? â sabrina carpenter (duh)
â§ â iwaizumi
you show up to a friend's housewarming expecting cheap wine and questionable playlists, not hajime iwaizumi (27, athletic trainer? i'm on my knees) standing in the kitchen looking like he's been training to ruin your life. he turns around and boom! broad shoulders, forearms sculpted by the gods, jawline sharp enough to slice a clementine. his voice comes out lower than you remember.
"hey. long time, huh?"
you stare at him because you physically cannot do anything else. "iwa? what the hell?! when did you get thisâ" you gesture helplessly. hot. you add in your thoughts.
he blinks, then smirks in that barely-there way that somehow makes it all worse. "this what?" and when he steps closer, his big, warm hand settling on your lower back to let someone pass, you swear your soul leaves your body.
he knows.
he knows exactly what he's doing.
â§ â matsukawa
you go out for drinks and the universe immediately decides to play games: fucking mattsun is at the bar. leaning against it. hair tied back. tattoos you're 99% sure weren't there before. shirt rolled at the sleeves like he wants you to suffer.
he spots you, lips curling into a smirk that should come with a safety warning.
"well, look who it is," he drawls.
"oh, shut up," you say, because your brain is melting. "when did you⌠evolve? you weren't this hot before."
he raises a brow, easy and lazy. "wasn't i?" he leans in just enough for you to smell his cologne and a hint of smoke, voice dropping. "c'mon. i think you just finally noticed."
you're pretty sure the bartender is judging you but you cannot look away because: those hands.
fucking. hell. those. hands.
â§ â oikawa
you're on a completely normal cafĂŠ run until you look to your right and see the toru oikawa in glasses and a soft sweater, reading a book like he's auditioning for the role of man who accidentally steals your heart.
he notices you, brightens instantly. "is that who i think it is?"
you narrow your eyes. "toru. what... what happened? when did you get⌠handsome? like handsome in a way that should require a license?"
he gasps dramatically. "you think i'm handsome now?"
"i think you're a menace," you correct.
he pats the seat across from him. "come sit. i promise not to blind you with my beauty."
you sit. mistake. because he pushes his glasses up and gives you a tiny, knowing smile like he planned this glow-up personally to ruin you.
â§ â bokuto
you walk into the gym and immediately regret it because there bokuto is, shirt tucked up to wipe sweat, muscles out in 4k cinematic IMAX surround sound, beaming like a beefy golden retriever.
he sees you and yells your name across the room loud enough to echo. then he sprints over, sweaty and glowing and entirely too happy, scoops you into a hug, and lifts you off the ground.
"bokuto!" you croak, "what the fuck?! when did you get this hot? this is unfair!"
he sets you down with a wide grin, tilts his head, thinking hard. "hmm⌠i dunno! but i'm glad you noticed!"
you absolutely did not need him to flex, but he does when he stretches his arms behind his head. and you have to look away for the sake of public safety.
â§ â atsumu
you're minding your business when someone jogs past you andânope. no. absolutely not. that's not atsumu miya. sweaty, glowing, hoodie tied around his waist, hair pushed back like he's starring in a sports commercial.
he slows down when he sees you, grin widening. "hey there, darlin'. didn't expect t'see you."
you throw your hands up. "that's it. i'm done. when did you get hot?! who approved this glow up?! i need names."
he laughs, wiping sweat from his forehead in a way that absolutely does not help. "i been hot," he says, winking.
you open your mouth to argue but he steps close enough that you forget how words work. "if ya need a better look," he says softly, "just say so."
you do not say so. your brain does. very loudly.
â§ â osamu
you walk into his restaurant by accident. big mistake. huge.
because osamu turns around from the counter wearing rolled-up sleeves, a fitted apron, and the most annoyingly attractive smirk you've ever seen.
"well look who wandered in," he says, drying his hands.
you stare. "osamu. no. when did you get⌠this handsome? since when?"
he leans forward on the counter, forearms flexing like he practiced in the mirror. "since you last saw me, seems like."
you swear the air gets thicker. then he asks if you want to "stay for lunch," and somehow the invitation sounds a lot less culinary and a lot more dangerous.
when did you get hot?
all the sudden i could look you up and down all day
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summary: random shenanigans with your idiot boyfriends
pairing: matsukawa x hanamaki x fem!reader (poly relationship)
note: guysssss this is a little bit different from what i usually write but i love the idea of a poly relationship w these two or sakuatsu :P
content: fluff, suggestive parts, yes you have two bfs who like to kiss each other, making fun of oikawa bc i said so, iwa's hot and everyone agrees.
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cw: fem!reader, dubious consent (mattsun is drunk), infidelity, minors dni
you shouldnât have let him inside. if youâre being honest, you shouldnât have even answered the door. but matsukawa looked so helpless standing in the hallway outside your apartment, begging for a place to crash after he left whatever party he was at.
he couldnât call a cab after his phone died, and he was too wasted to walk back to his place, but he remembered you lived in the area. âi just need a place to sleep,â he said, eyes glazed over.Â
you told him he needed to be out by the morning. for one, you had plans with your boyfriend and didnât want to run the risk of the two of them bumping into each other. but mainly, being around matsukawa was dangerous for you. the tension in the air was always so thick, and it always ended the same way. you werenât sure how much longer you could take the guilt â he had to be gone as soon as he sobered up.
a smarter person wouldâve just called him a cab and sent him on his merry way. you were never that bright.
âiâm not sorry, yâknow,â he grunts, alcohol still heavy on his breath. âactually, i hope he comes here and sees me in the morning. i want him to know what you've been up to.â
the two of you didnât even make it to the bedroom. matsukawa had you bent over the arm of your couch, panties not even fully off. his fingers curled their way into your hair, pulling you up so he could breathe in your ear. âheâd probably just let me keep fucking you,â he laughs.
âheâs obviously not doing it right, or you wouldnât be at the end of my cock right now, would ya?â
a part of you wishes he wouldnât talk like that. a bigger part of you wishes it didnât send a rush of pleasure between your legs. âsei, stop it,â you whine, but itâs fruitless.
he was never this vocal in bed when you two were together, but ever since this arrangement began, you couldnât get him to shut up. âyou think heâd like that? taking you on little dates and dropping you off at my place so i can fuck this pretty pussy.â
matsukawa snaps his hips to fuck you harder, and he just doesnât stop. âdo you think heâd want to watch? we could just wait until the morninâ,â he slurs. âgonna make him sit in the corner and watch me fuck you brainless, would you like that, baby?â
and itâs so fucked up. youâre a terrible girlfriend. scratch that, youâre an awful human being. scum of the earth, but you cum around matsukawaâs cock anyway. âsei! sei! sei, it feels so good!â
âi know, baby, i know,â he coos, kissing the side of your face. âthatâs why you keep coming back, right? because you know iâll take care of you.â
 matsukawa fucks you through your orgasm, slowing his pace while you shake and cream around him. when it finally passes, matsukawa pulls out, but you only get a few moments to catch your breath until matsukawa picks you up and moves you to the couch on your back. âissei, wait,â you gasp. âmâstill sensitiveâŚâ
but heâs on top of you anyway, massive form completely enveloping you. âshhh, baby, i still need to cum,â he said, rubbing his cock between the folds of your cunt. he doesnât give you a second to think about it when he slips himself back in, immediately filling you to the brim.Â
your legs squeeze from the sensation, your body instinctively trying to force him out, but heâs just so much stronger than you. matsukawa pulls out until just the tip is still inside, before slamming back into you. âsei, fuck! itâs so much, youâre too much, please!â
matsukawa ignores your cries while he chases his own high, and sure enough youâre about to cum once more. âoh, whatâs that? you gonna cum again? i thought it was too much for you,â he says in a mocking tone, the palms of his hands pinning your chest. in your haze youâre able to get a good look at him, his jaw tight as he grunts above you, hair plastered to his forehead with sweat.Â
with what little strength you can muster, you pull mastukawa in by the nape of his neck, crashing your lips together in a sloppy embrace. itâs not romantic, mostly the both of you panting into each otherâs mouths.
 the guilt that had been gnawing away at you before is still present, sitting in the pit of your stomach. it grows a little more with each tryst, and you wonder when youâll eventually get caught. will your boyfriend notice the smell of matsukawaâs cologne on you? does he see the marks left on your skin?
as your feel your second orgasm growing, youâre able to push aside those thoughts and focus on your satisfaction instead. matsukawa notices it too, reaching forward to kiss you again, drowning out your cries as you reach your pinnacle once more. matsukawa is close behind you, pounding you into the couch with such fervor that youâre afraid you might burst.
âstill love you,â he growls against your lips, his massive hands gripping your hips. âiâm obsessed with you, i love you so much, fuck.â matsukawa comes to a halt when he finally cums, gasping for air as his seed fills your cunt.Â
heâs been doing that lately, admitting that he still loves you. itâs nothing that you didnât know already, itâs just another layer added to your ever-present shame.
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matsukawa looks away from the television and down into his lap, where you're currently half asleep with your head pillowed on his right thigh.
his flannel shirt rests over you like a blanket, and you tiredly curl your fingers against the soft, dark green material, enjoying the way the scent of his cologne lingers on it.
you blink up at your roommate, at his dark, tousled curls, at the fond way he's smiling down at you as he waits for you to continue.
"i'm going to miss stealing your shirts and falling asleep on you and drooling on your pants."
you laugh as you say it, but there's a twinge in your heart that's been aching for days.
his brows furrow, his handsome features twisting in confusion. "what, am i dying or something?"
"well, no, but..." you trail off, and he waits.
"but..."
"your ex stopped by last week."
he makes a face. "she did."
your chest hurts.
you've been roommates with matsukawa for three years, since he moved into the second bedroom in your apartment when your roommate left for grad school. he couldn't afford the place he'd been renting with his ex on a single income, so it worked in your favor and his.
and while you were good friends before, since high school, you've grown inexplicably closer since.
closer in a way that makes your next words stick to the back of your throat and the valley of your tongue like solidified honey.
"and now that she's moved back to miyagi, well...i know the whole reason she broke up with you was because she was leaving. and i'm sure now she wants to get back togeâ"
"that's not why we broke up," he interrupts you.
"it's not?"
"i broke up with her."
this time, you're the one with a face that's twisting in confusion.
"she did show up here the other day because she wanted to get back together. i don't even know how she got this address. but i've been ignoring all of her texts and calls for weeks."
oh.
"but i told her i don't want to get back together."
what?
"why?" you breathe out, heart thudding oddly in your chest.
matsukawa looks up at the ceiling for a moment, breathing in through his nose slowly, like he's thinking about his next words carefully.
when he glances back down at you, there's an expression on his face that you can't quite read, one that leaves you feeling dizzy and warm.
"i guess i realized that maybe i don't really like thinking about you stealing some other guy's shirts and falling asleep in some other guy's lap."