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Jaune: Hey, Pyrrha. Just, y'know, stitching up my hoodie. How was your day?

Pyrrha: Oh, it was fine. Cinder and I did a little training and then got lunch. She then brought me to a clothing shop with some... daring new ideas I'd like to share~.

Jaune: Hm... Tempting, but I really gotta get this done. It's gonna be a little while, too.

Pyrrha: Oh... I see... B-But you do have other clothes, don't you?

Cinder: (Pyrrha's mind) Like his turtleneck, or our- I mean, his holiday present~.

Jaune: Yeah, but... This is my favorite hoodie. I worked really hard for it, and after I finish patching it up, I gotta wash it, dry it, iron it- You can't rush perfection.

Cinder: Tag me in right now.

Here he is!

Blake: C-Calm down, Yang. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this.

Jaune: Yeah, uh... I slept with Raven. I know she's your mom and you hate her guts, but in my defense... (Awkward shrug) She was hot?

Yang: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.

Blake: Relax, Yang. Here, let me talk to him.

Yang: You better, because he's going to need that stupid tree if I get my hands on him!

Jaune: Would it be awkward to call you my daughter now?

Yang: Go fuck yourself, Jaune! (Stomps out)

Jaune: I'll take that as a no.

Blake: JAUNE. That's enough. There's a lot that I have to say about this, but there's one thing I have to say before all of that.

Jaune: (Gulps) Wh... Which is...?

Blake: ...

Jaune: ...

Blake: DAP ME UP~!!!

Yang: (Sighs) They're lucky I love them.

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Jaune: No problem, Yang! I'm always happy to help out! By the way, where's Blake? Usually you two are joined at the hip.

Yang: She's reading. But enough about us, I wanna you and Ruby's "situationship"...

Jaune: W-We're just good friends, Yang! Two really good friends who help each other out in their time of need~!

Yang: ...That sounds like a situationship. (Sighs) Look, I'm not saying what you two have going on isn't fun, but eventually the fun's gonna run out, and when it does-

Jaune: Oh, uh, just a sec! I got a message from R- Ren! Yeah, Ren... (Turns, Taps scroll)

Zwei: (Covers eyes)

Ruby: (Messaged via scroll, Red-and-black panties in full view, Hoodie covering top)

Jaune: Uh, gotta go, Yang! Let Ren know that Zwei is here and I'll be back after I grab my hoodie.

Yang: (Looking over his shoulder) I thought you were messaging Ren-

Jaune: LATER~! (He gone!)

Yang: ...On the one hand, gross, that's my sister. But on the other hand... Nope, still gross, but it's her life.

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K A T T!

Neon: Oh, hey, Blake.

Blake: Don't "Hey, Blake" me! I saw your livestream a couple hours ago! Why the fuck did you use that word?!

Neon: Dude called me an animal, I called him something back.

Blake: YOU SAID THE N-WORD FIVE TIMES WITH THE HARD R WHILE ALSO MAKING MONKEY NOISES!

Blake: And to make things even worse, you posted it on "New Fang" forum!

Neon: I'm just giving what I'm given. If the little troll can't handle the heat, then he should stay out of my kitchen.

Blake: ...You're a fucking idiot.

???: Don't be so mean, Blake...

Ilia: I think calling her insensitive is more appropriate.

Neon: Ilia? Look, I'm not-

Ilia: I forgive you~. It was the heat of the moment and you weren't thinking. Just please actually use your head next time. Blake, I'm on my way back to Menagerie.

Blake: Tell my parents I said hi. Neon, you're making an apology video and posting it on the forum!

Neon: I can't feel my legs...

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Ruby: Can you fix me or not?

Ozpin: I see no harm in trying.

Yang: Are you sure you can do it?

Ozpin: Ms. Xiao Long, I am a wizard with over a thousand years of experience. As it stands, there is only one person on Remnant who can surpass me in magical skill.

Ozpin: REHIBIHCNU!

I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, OZ...

Ozpin: Well... This is unexpected.

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