#usopp hcs

(Its definetly not because he loves making little sketches of the crew as they go about their day)

Usopp's sketchbook is where he drafts out his blueprints and works on complex drawings. That's usually in his workshop, and he and Franky communicate on projects through little notes left on pages.

He and Nami are the most consistent writers of the log book. At first, Nami kept it up to date, but Usopp got involved to add more flare, and now it's their little ritual.

Usopp is a little touch starved, and especially after the whole water 7 debacle, starts seeking out comfort and physical affection from his crew mates. Evening cuddles with Luffy and Chopper quickly becomes a regular thing.

Brook and Usopp have a religiously scheduled time one day a week, dedicated to hair care. Neither usually care too much about the shower schedule, but Wash Day is sacred. They pull out all their products and shamelessly hog the bathroom. Sanji brings them snacks and drinks as needed. Sometimes, Chopper joins them when his fur needs a good clean. Brook and Usopp experiment with different styles on Ussop's hair if they have the time and energy. Both of them will never admit just how important it is to them, but they know.

It's not a grudge, per say, but Usopp definitely has some repressed anger towards Yasopp. He loves his dad, respects him, and looks up to him. He also socks him across the face before hugging him when they finally reunite.

It takes Usopp a few hours to wind down if he pushes his observation haki too far. His haki is strong, and it backfires a little, leading to a painful case of sensory overload. He has to lie down in the dark and built himself a wieghted blanket just for occasions like this.

Once, when he got a little too tipsy, and had spent a little too long staring at Kabuto upgrades, Usopp may have considered - very passionatly, out loud - how well Luffy's skin would work as a last ditch replacement for the rubber straps of his slingshot. It took them an hour to convince Luffy to come down from the rigging.

Usopp is not allowed to experiment with explosives on the Sunny unless he is manning the cannons. This is absolutely because of an incident when Ussop was on watch, sleep deprived, and experimenting with new ammunition. Luffy, Nami and Zoro have a pact to ensure Usopp and Buggy never interact with each other.

Perv!Usopp who touches himself while looking at pictures of you. He has several in a box under his bed, and even a few framed around his factory. His favorite one is the one he keeps in a frame on his desk. He loves how you smile at him through the glass, your hand shyly brushing hair behind your ear, and skin glowing from the tropical sun above. Your bikini leaves little for him to imagine, and he loves it.

Perv!Usopp who rubs tanning oil on your back when you decide to suntan with Nami and Robin. He only ever does it for you, though, always making up some excuse if ask by one of the other girls. He loves the way your warm skin feels under his fingertips, and the way the oil makes you glisten. Sometimes, depending on which swim suit you're wearing, he can get away with entirely untying your straps and letting them fall lax at your sides. If you question, he'll say it was in the way, and he doesn't want you to get tan lines. After, he'll book it back to his shop and relieve himself, fantasizing about rubbing your down with his own blend of special oils.

Perv!Usopp who likes bathing in your bathwater after you get out. He knows it's gross and he's even dirtier now than before but that's the point. He loves sinking down and submerging himself in your water. Sometimes, he gets lucky and finds that you've left your washcloth behind, and he'll rub it all over himself, imagining all the places it could've been. After he gets out, he keeps it for his collection.

Perv!Usopp who listens to you nag about how you're almost sure that Nami steals all your clothes, and then takes you out to buy new ones. He'll sit in boutiques, waiting for you to come out of the dressing room and model the outfits he picks. He knows you're putting on a private show, just for him, and it's so arousing. Every once in a while, he'll take you to a nice intimate wear store to replace the ones he Nami stole. He feels so lucky when he gets to pick out cute little matching numbers for you, using the teasing excuse that, maybe if you have cute underwear, you'll finally 'get laid and chill out'. He specifically picks pieces that he thinks will feel nice against him in a few weeks.

Perv!Usopp who constantly chides you about being a 'virgin', or in dire need of sexual contact. He'll tease you and tell you that all you need is a good 'dicking down' and you wouldn't be so mad all the time. He sometimes even lightly degrades you, laughing that you'll need a lot of practice before you can bag a stud such as himself, but he, as nice as he is, would be happy to give you some tips.

Perv!Usopp who bullies you on your lack of companionship, and then pleasures himself to the image of your flustered face, and the sound of you begging him to stop. He'll recall the moment differently while he's touching himself, pretending that you were begging him to go easier on you, that his roughness is too overwhelming for you. "Oh, fuck, Usopp! You're so mean..." Sometimes he'll talk to himself, pretending he's whispering sweet nothings to you while he revenges you. "Yeah, baby. I'm mean alright...And I'm gonna keep being mean 'til you cum all over this dick."

Perv!Usopp who finds reasons to touch you, whatever means necessary. He'll grab your hips and slide between your back and the wall in the hallways of the ship, saying that you were in his way while pressing his crotch to your backside. He'll initiate tickle fights with you, just to get you pinned to the deck, biting on his lip as he watches you writhe underneath his touch.

Perv!Usopp who lets you lay all over him. In the evening, when Robin reads her stories aloud, you're almost always in his lap, laying in between his legs, back against his chest. Other times, you'll share a hammock, you begging him to let you nap with him, before crawling in and fully laying on top of him. He has to be very careful not to make his arousal obvious.

Perv!Usopp who steals your diary often, just incase your writing about him. On occasion, he'll stumble across you rambling about some random act of kindness he'd done for you, and how it made you feel. He'll take note of it, making sure to do it again as he reads over and over about how sweet and cute he is, the praise going straight to his crotch.