#usopp headcanons

- "Come on Zoro, I saw an inn up the road, we can probably grab a shower there." You tried not to sound too ungrateful as you steered him in the right direction, way too far from the ship to even consider walking the way back there in this state. 

"You could at least say thank you." He rolled his eyes in response, but sounded genuinely a bit hurt by your tone, wondering what he's managed to do wrong this time. 

"Sorry Zoro, and thank you." You slowly your pace slightly to take his hand in yours, seemingless appeasing the swordsman who now wore a gentle smile as he strolled alongside, "I just don't love being covered in blood." You mumbled quickly, hoping he'd barely catch it, but you weren't that lucky. 

"I don't exactly love it either, but you don't hear me complaining. Next time I'll only save your life if I can be completely spotless afterwards, is that what you think?" He huffed at the implication, barely looking at you as you negotiated with the innkeeper and secured a room key, leading the slightly ranting swordsman down a hall with his hand still clinging to yours. 

"I'm sorry Zoro, I should have just said thank you." You sigh out in the sweetest voice you can muster, letting your heads rest against his broad chest the moment the two of you were alone in your room, searching his stern gaze for the telltale sign of him softening against you. 

"You should be sorry, and you should let me shower first as an apology." A smirk spread across his face momentarily, until you managed to make his expression falter with a simple offer, 

"I can think of a better apology." The words came out in a sultry purr, your hands slowly unbuttoning his stained shirt as your eyes stayed locked on his. 

"Oh yeah.." Zoro tried to match your confident energy, but you could see the slight tremble in his hands as he eased your own shirt over your head, switching on the shower and letting the rest of his clothes fall off with each deliberate step. 

- The water of the shower seemed to wash away any inhibitions that had held the two of you back for far too long. The second warm water hit your skin, Zoro's lips found yours, hungry and impatient, his body caging yours against the nearest wall. Your hands skim against his chest, massaging tight muscles and rinsing away the aftermath of battle, each touch earning a needy groan from him that seems to only encourage him more. Your hands trail lower, finding the swordsman's manhood already hard and pressing into your thigh, quickly pumping your hand over it a few times and feeling his sensitive body twitching against you, your kiss swallowing up deep moans as he quickly falls apart at your touch. It won't take long until his spill hot ropes of cum over your stomach, whining with overstimulation as your hand keeps moving, washing away every drop of mess from the two of you. Zoro is going to insist you get every penny's worth for that room for the night. 

Luffy 

- It's not often that you can get your boyfriend to sit still, the enthusiastic captain always dragging you to some new adventure with his long arm wrapped around your waist. So when you find a warm hot springs on a walk with just the two of you, and he agrees to take a break to bathe together, you think this might be the most relaxing date you've ever been on. 

- You should have known better than to expect Luffy to just relax though. The second your clothes are off and the warm water is up to your shoulders, he's all over you. Needy hands are pulling you against his chest, exploring every newly exposed inch of skin like a man starved. He's excitedly tell you how good you look without any clothes on, and how he wishes you could walk around like this all the time because he loves touching you so much and there's always too many layers in the way, his lips sucking against your neck in between compliments and taking your breath away. Through the thick steam rising from the water you can't tell where his eager hands are moving to next, fingers making the most of trailing along your stomach down between your folds, then squeezing your chest and teasing your nipples setting every nerve of your body alight. It was overwhelming, the speed and intensity of every touch against you, your head swimming as your boyfriend made quick work of working you up into a frenzy, a needy whine of his name slipping between your lips and only drawing a mischievous laugh from him. 

"So you like being like this with me too, huh?" It was pure joy from your boyfriend at your reaction, only spurring him on to focus on your pleasure even more, one hand now settling between your legs as his lips landed hungrily against yours. One finger slipped inside you, followed quickly by a second, pumping in and out of you while his thumb drew tight circles over your sensitive button, feeling your hips chase his every movement. His lips swallowed each moan his actions drew from you, his free hands still rapidly exploring your exposed skin, making the most of every part of you that he could tease and touch. 

"Lu-" You could barely speak, the pleasure and sensation so intense it felt like your body might set alight if he kept touching you devotedly. 

"Mm, I'm right here." He let out with an eager chuckle, watching your lips fall open as the pressure building inside you reached its breaking point, your whole body shaking as your walls clenched around his still exploring fingers. "That's it." He coaxed every drop of pleasure from you as your head fell against his shoulder, each delicious noise you let out only fascinating him further. As you came down from your high you wrapped a hand loosely around his wrist, giving a gentle tug but feeling him stay exactly where he was. 

"Don't be silly, we're staying here all day!" 

Sanji 

- Not a day goes by where Sanji doesn't do everything he can to be close to you, to take care of you, to shower you with the affections you so obviously deserve. But he feels so unworthy of your kindness and love, that he can't face you doing anything to help him. That's why you have to trick him into letting you take care of him. 

- You notice he's been achy all day, a particularly tough battle taking it out of him, but you've been through this enough times to know if you offer to give him a massage it will somehow end up with him turning the favour back on you before you can begin to protest. So you come up with another plan. Before you even approach him, you fill a bathtub with the warmest water you can, adding some lavender you borrowed from Chopper and setting a few small lanterns around the room to create a relaxing vibe for the overworked chef. 

- With everything prepared, you find him scrubbing pots in the kitchen, letting out a dramatic sigh as you enter the room. Sanji immediately whips his head around to examine you, stopping just in front of you with a few quick strides, eyes scanning purposefully for the source of your distress. 

"What's wrong my beloved? Who dares pain you?" You bring a your hand to rest gently against his cheek, stealing a slow kiss from the smitten man before you reply,

"I'm just aching my sweetheart, and I need your help with something?" Your interlace your fingers with his and start leading him away from his duties before he can ask any questions, already swearing to move heaven and earth if it means he can alleviate your pain. By the time you have him stood beside the bathtub and he's starting to wonder what you need his help with, your shrugging off your clothes and bringing your fingers to unbutton his shirt and there isn't enough blood left in his brain for him to work out that he's been tricked. 

- "Please join me, love." You put so much emphasis on the final word that you're worried Sanji might pass out and drown, the blonde nodding his head vigorously and waiting for you to guide him into the water, happily taking the spot behind you so you can lean back against his strong chest. Ever the devoted worshipper of your form, Sanji's quick to start pouring handfuls of water over your shoulders, and gently massaging the skin there, still not daring to focus on his own relaxation. So you decide to take matters into your own hands, literally, reaching behind your back and feeling his length stiffening in your touch. 

"You  - don't have - to" Sanji can barely form a protest when your touch feels this good, a soft sigh of his name enough to silence his attempt, his manhood twitching in your hand until you're satisfied you have him under your control. Sanji barely registers that you're lifting your hips until he feels you guiding him inside of you, a choked gasp leaving his lips as you take him deep into your core, settling onto his lap and feeling his muscular thigh tense and relax underneath you. 

"Thank you gorgeous, this feels so much better." You sigh out as you slowly buck your hips against his, letting your head fall back against his shoulder so your lips can explore the soft skin of his neck as he struggles to take a breath. He's so grateful to be taking care of you that he'll barely realise how much better he's feeling until much later, when you've driven him to ecstasy inside you at least once. 

Usopp

- Every day is the scariest day of Usopp's life. And you inviting him to join you in a bath is no exception. You two have crossed the lines into physical love before, but that doesn't make it any less terrifying when you offer him these beautiful new experiences like they aren't ultimately magic to your adoring sniper. 

- He gives himself a pep talk as he shrugs off his overalls in the changing room of the local bath houses you two stumbled upon, hoping the towel around his waist will hide some of his excitement for the activity ahead, adrenaline coursing through his veins as he comes to find the private little spa room you'd talked your way into. 

- Steam clouds his vision momentarily as he steps through the little wooden door, suddenly clearing and making way for him to see you sat with your arms stretched out either side of you, humming contentedly at the warmth surrounding you. Usopp genuinely thinks this might be the death of the great captain Usopp. 

"It's so nice here, quick, get in!" You smile so easily despite the situation, causing Usopp a new level of panic, seeing you so exposed as you splash a handful of water his way sending his mind racing. 

"Yep, yep, I'm coming." His voice comes out way too low, and he turns his back on you to take off his towel for some reason, climbing into the water and sitting on the opposite side of the little pool to you. 

"Why are you sitting so far away?" Your voice sounds so disappointed at his actions that it makes Usopp's heart ache, any insecurity suddenly being overridden with his intense affections for you. He forces his fears to the back of his mind and closes the distance between you in a single dive, practically letting himself lay on top of you instead, his heart hammering in his chest as it presses against yours. 

"Sorry, I got a little nervous." He says quietly, so sincere as he places a soft, apologetic kiss against your cheek, letting you pull him in for a deeper kiss as your arms wrap around his back. 

"Me too," You let out in an excited giggle, melting Usopp's heart and giving him the boost he needed to rest his hands on your waist, the feel of your soft wet skin against his palms with no clothes in the way sending his mind racing. "We'll just have to stay in here until neither of us is nervous anymore." There's a devilish look in your eye as you speak again, and for a second Usopp's sure he's never going to leave this pool of water alive, but if that's how he has to go it's certainly the best offer he's had so far. He steadies his nerves as his grips tugs you tighter against him, his voice dipping low as he spoke again, 

"I can think of a few ways to pass the time." He thinks it's about time Captain Usopp added another great romantic tale to his repertoire. 

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there needs to be a better strawhat emoji 😤(😭)

luffy👒👑

honestly his goes perfectly for luffy’s character cuz as we all know, he will adopt ANYTHING. so if your comforting presence was felt and needed wherever you met and he thinks “more of this would make me happy” (as if he’d say it that formal 🗿🗿🤣) then it’s easy as pie for you to join the crew!

i just love how “realistic” it is to be able to become a strawhat even as a regular person. like this dude is so accepting it’s quite LITERALLY harder to not get in/escape (once he wants you). the entire crew has to protest and even then there’s still a chance their getting in! (robin im talking about robin) but ANYYYWAYYYY!

once you got in life probably gets better ngl. like life as a pirate is undeniably fun and freeing as it is threatening and dangerous. :) so as a normal peep you could be screaming with usopp chopper and nami or maybe you’re not easily spooked like robin. either way luffy definitely has his moments where he needs you to be there for him.

he has a lot of hard moments, (⚠️‼️SPOILERS throughout the series up to marineford‼️⚠️, (which sounds obvious for the point i’m making) when the crew splits up, when he’s losing to a stronger enemy, when crewmates leave, when he loses his brother, when his crewmates get kidnapped (he isn’t so much worried as he is angry for this one, but support is always good).

and even for more simpler moments he’s really grateful for you! like when sanji says no food, and you explain and reason with him that everyone’ll literally perish if he eats everything. when his strawhat gets an injury and you comfort him while nami patches it.

now as for you not being very strong that’s no problem! cuz he is!! he’ll support you physically and you to him emotionally! tbh i wouldn’t be surprised if you were often targeted along with nami or robin (regardless of how you identify ofc) bc it’s known that your not exactly the strongest in the group!

luffy would ask usopp to build you something to protect yourself like nami! or maybe tell franky to make you half robot too! and no—that’s totally not self indulgent—and no he didn’t request you to have an automatic food maker in your stomach like franky does with cola. whether you agree to this or not…is up to you..🤣😂😂

a funny reader is someone luffy simply ADORES!! if nothing else we regular people are good at making jokes aren’t we 🗿🤣🤣 what better to do? there’s nothing like a good laugh when you’re bored! in fact luffy probably recruits you to the the ship’s comedian! you’re like buggy, but actually funny! 😂😂 (his words not mine 🤣🤣)

then he later realizes how much a good joke can go a long way. hence you becoming the group therapist! (aka robin’s apprentice) NOT ACTUALLY AHAHA IM KIDDING. but it’s funny tho!

zoro⚔️🗡️

ngl zoro’s opinion on fodder is the definition of neutral. he either doesn’t notice them or just barely does as he cuts them down with him blade. but joining the crew is a whole different situation. he isn’t really one to fight luffy’s decisions once he’s made up his mind. but i could see him questioning why you’re here at first as a possibility

jus sayin 🤷‍♀️ he may even ask you “and what do you do?” if not then he literally doesn’t say anything. depends on whether you get along with him or not. zoro literally only has smoke with sanji tho (LOL GET IT SMOKE W SANJI??) so unless you’re lookin for a fight you’re probably cool

at most he just notes that he has to protect you. even more so if you don’t get a weapon like nami or smth. whatever your route, if you wanna learn a skill like martial arts to protect yourself that could work too. in fact if you want he could teach you some as well as swordsmanship. you can’t tell me he doesn’t know at least the basics or smth i know it’s two different skills but if this man can literally use no swords style and no one bats an eye..

alr? i don’t wanna hear anything 😭🤣🤣 anyway eventually he does figure out that you’re pretty much just there for vibes. essentially lol 😂 and ngl he’s chill w that. he’s not really used to it since literally everyone on the ship has a role. luffy really doesn’t have interest in collecting lackeys to do biddings as we see when he says (‼️⚠️minor dressrosa spoilers:⚠️‼️) he doesn’t want a really big crew in dressrosa when the strawhat grand fleet is formed. but again zoro isn’t gonna complain.

and the more quality time everyone spends together the more he sees the value. and that it’s not something physical or immediately seen at surface level. you’ve got a really comforting feeling to you. and yeah tbh it probably does come from you being normal. probably because it makes you relatable, even some of the craziest backstories can relate to you in the sense of “stubbing your toe is the worst” LOL-

even before you really settle in the crew and build a strong bond he (as will everyone else—on the crew is on the crew in the strawhat’s book) will protect you fiercely with everything he has. as we all know he’s a tad hard on himself when it comes to being strong enough to protect his crewmates.

and tbh as is luffy now that i think abt it, never realized they were the same in that aspect til just now. as i was saying! from day one he’ll protect you like it’s day one thousand. i can’t even really say “and even more so when you get close” , because he’s never slacked on protecting anyone. but just know this man values you, and wants you safe 👍

obviously zoro doesn’t laugh nearly as often since post time skip. but pre time skip i can see you managing to get him to stifle a few here and there. it’d be cool if that was one of your character gags tbh. like maybe even getting your enemies to laugh. usopp would definitely wanna partner with you to use that as a distraction while he aims his pachinko if you agree 🤣

don’t be deceived though, even if he doesn’t laugh anymore he still finds you funny. or at least humorous, but maybe he just keeps his composure. he calls it noisy, but there’s not hiding the fact that he lives to see his crewmates lively and happy. much better than being sad! even if sometimes annoying..😂

nami🍊💴

this girl will get you the most tbh. she completely understands being a regular person trying to sail the seas with a bunch of psychos while also fighting a bunch of psychos. if you need to confide in her too—you can :) 🤣😊🧡

luckily for her usopp built her a weapon that works for her, so maybe he can do the same for you! even if you for whatever reason prefer to go without one (or don’t :D) you can rely on her to protect you if you’re both stuck in a pinch! as long as you’ll return the favor for her of course 😉

which yes, comes in the form of money, but also being the bait to her plans so she has to risk herself less, remember everyone, her life is most important and then money - nami 😜 i forgot the arc and google isn’t helping <3

in her perspective it feels good to have someone regular join the crew after a spree of strange people joining since chopper..(JUST SAYIN) it may be more possible to get another vote (yours) on team “let’s not go to this island! 😭”

and hey if alls not going well at the very least she’ll make usopp protect her before you, how does that sound? 😁 oh she’s just the sweetest isn’t she? she so is 😊🫶 (regardless of gender btw, favoritism 😎)

she’ll be more willing to go with you when you stop by islands since you actually give her peace of mind instead of taking it 😃 and if you don’t mind/she noticed the rest of the strawhats are also comforted by you, she’ll make you deal with their antics instead.

i could see her opening up to you to tell you more stuff about her past. esp post time skip. she seems to be more at peace about it. especially with her reactions to hachi and jinbe, she was very mature abt the situation tbh. w nami ♡♡ so hey free lore unlocked for you! 😋

if you’re luffy’s type of funny she’ll view you more as a younger sibling. she mostly sighs, huffs or face palms herself, but doesn’t really stop your fun or anything 🤦‍♀️ sometimes she laughs, like at parties where everything is pretty much light hearted

having an actual funny (and by actual i mean not goofy or prankster type but a well placed joke/sarcastic type) personality she’d probably giggle and agree a lot more. especially if it’s poking fun at someone. now that she can get behind. (feel free to join her and usopp’s tea time where you share weird/funny things you’ve seen on the ship/on islands)

usopp🎯🔫

you being fodder is smth he can lowk relate to. now that’s mostly a mental thing bc he’s shown he’s very capable multiple times even pre timeskip! (like against choo in arlong park) it’s just that he’s building his courage to jump in quicker.

but he definitely still mentally feels like he’s on your level. even if he flaunts and boasts like he isn’t. he does admit to it sm times tho, like his “can’t go on this island disease”. that’s BASICALLY saying he’s scared. it’s good to have another sane member on the crew tho :) (i mean maybe anyway it’s up to you)

you two can exchange stories from your islands n such and bond over them. and yes half of his will be made up, so what? it’s part of the fun! even if you can see right through them he keeps the lie consistent 🤦‍♀️ that’s just how he is

he won’t lie about kaya or the usopp pirate though! he tells 100% he truth on them. which is adorable <33 and especially about kaya 😉 only if you seem interested anyway. if your not the romance type he’ll catch on and just say how he made her feel better with his stories. if you notice the blush on his cheeks you do, if you don’t you don’t.

he feels extremely proud to retell the story of how he saved the village. and let alone it’s not a lie! hopefully you believe him..he’s told so many lies within the span of time you’ve met you could think he’s full of it already 😅 he’ll get nami and the others to confirm for him. or maybe chopper if she’s angry/busy LOL.

though he might not be the best witness if you’ve figured out he’s gullible to usopp’s lies..🤣🤣 not to mention he heard the story from usopp too. he wasn’t exactly there..it’ll all seem very fishy..next he’ll run to luffy, but by then you may or may not believe him at all 😄😂🤣

like a true strawhat he will protect you with all his might (and lies). he has the strategy (esp pre timeskip) to tell you to run, delay the enemy (typically by setting them on fire) and run to catch up with you. then the both of you go and find whichever of your nakama is a good fighter that’s closest! 💨

if you’re cornered he swallows and stands up. shaking legs and all, he aims his pachinko at them and warns them that he’s captain usopp, brave warrior of the sea with 8,000 men under his command! (good luck yall, hope you’re not just funny but smart enough to come up with a way out of this. he is, and he has a plan, but if it doesn’t work it’ll backfire and upset the enemy—resulting both of your dooms. prepare yourself.)

being funny is a sure fire way to befriend any of the strawhats pretty much. most of em (stoic ahh zoro. stoic ahh jinbe) but at least usopp is indeed included in that “most” he loves to prank, joke around and be silly. as mentioned many times throughout these hcs you most certainly get dragged into the goofy trio because of this trait. maybe he’ll set up the trap and you’ll deliver the punchline when someone sets it off. LOL

have fun torturing everyone you two, because i’m sure even luffy and chopper aren’t safe from The BRAVEEEEE NORMIEEEEES!!! (yeah you’re still working on the name it’ll get there..🗿😂😂)

sanji🥄🧑‍🍳

sanji simply protects fodder. once he deems you a decent person he’ll protect you whether you’re on his nakama or not. and you joining the crew only enhances that. now he’ll prioritize you over other fodders! you’ve unlocked-🙌SPECIAL fodder🙌 status <33 🤗😄 hooray!!

“regular people” “weird people”, doesn’t really make or break anything to him! i mean he does find weirdos..weird! but he generally doesn’t really care outside insulting them a bit 😀 thankfully for you you’re both regular AND his crewmate! so none of that happens to you :)

if you’re an annoying masc presenting you get the usopp treatment since he doesn’t ALWAYS hit him (like luffy) but still gets annoyed w him. if you’re a regular masc presenting you’re pretty much either your own category or chopper treatment if your more playful. if you’re fem leaning of any kind it’s obvious you get the simp treatment. (sanji you’re so annoying w the way i always have to add gender ever so slightly w u bc you’re such a simp. not really you’re awesome, but BRO- 🗿 - a message, from me, to sanji)

honestly him being kind to fodder goes hand in hand w his background ifykyk but his mom was also a kind person so not only does he make it a point to be one too but he also just is naturally! even with his backstory and being crazy strong for the most part he does fit “normal” criteria!

and in that case he’s understandable to you and you are to him! which is also a comfort as the strawhats as a whole are. but the fact that he can count on your steady aura when needed is something he’ll never take for granted. for you to just be regular and not overwhelming. you’d probably give good advice too, there are just as many things that people can learn from those on the seas that aren’t the most powerful as you can from said most powerful.

and being able to keep him emotionally stable is bliss to this man. if you know what arc he’ll need it in then you know. all i’ll say. 😗🤷‍♀️ you and luffy being his emotional support: 🤝 bringing it back around to him being crazy strong your duo is kinda like luffy’s in that sense. he will provide physically and you mentally. which is so cute i love strawhat dynamics. it’s as sanji himself once said! “I'll do what you can't do, and you do what I can't do.” - enies lobby sanji :) (lol so many quotes in these hcs 🤣)

sanji is pretty silly himself when he wants to be. a lot of the times he’ll get mad and kick luffy if it’s stupid. or simply smirk at their antics. but my favorite piece of evidence he’s just as goofy is when he said “it bugs me when they get all worked up over nothing” as he took off his shoes and flipped into the ocean of clouds in skypiea 😂😂💗 IT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭

point is! he definitely joins in on your jokes and silliness occasionally. especially if they’re actually jokes! or at a party :) then everyone let’s loose 😋 don’t even get me started on pre time skip! everyone’s literally teenagers for the most part 🤣🤣 and robin’ll never stop the chaos from goin 🗿😂 (nor brook). so yeah, sanji joins in and enjoys the theatrics. who wouldn’t tho? if they were a strawhat :]

vivi🦚🐥

now she’s not fodder but we do know this girl canonically cares for every single one of them. (💓) even if you’re not one of her citizens! (though it’d be cool if you were LOL, it’d high key go right w the plot jus sayin) so she does her best to make you feel comfortable (which is ironic i know because you’re the one with the comforting presence, but she seems like type to return the favor anyway)

you two are probably like nami and vivi (regardless of gender i’m talking abt duo vibes here, or if you want another example maybe nami/vivi and usopp) you two are actually regular people who think rationally and bond over the moments you have where you’re not out ruled by adventure crazed maniacs

even if you are indeed one of those maniacs if you’re regular you’re probably way easier to handle than luffy. 😂 she’d love to share culture differences and traditions n such. generally getting to know you better.

your comforting presence would mean so much while on the trip to alabasta. especially when nami goes down. she was already worrying about enough and now one of her friends isn’t feeling well. her loving caring heart could definitely benefit from your stable one 🩵 (again, comparing you to luffy here, it’ll at least feel like it 🤣)

so yeah! being regular doesn’t bother her at all and she actually prefers it that way! the last thing they need is more crazy ppl on the ship ngl..(unfortunately, vivi, luffy went on to adopt five more)

vivi isn’t the strongest on the crew, but she’s one of the most empathetic, meaning even if she’s weak she’ll do everything in her power and more to protect and/or safe you. as we see with her entire kingdom <33 (i love you vivi ☺️) she brings out the peacock slashers, and tells you to run on karoo to safety/one of your crewmates for help

dont worry about her (her words not mine) she isn’t going down with out a fight - vivi, the brave one. (that’s a quote i made up btw but it sure is true) she would even fight crocodile for you if it came to that. she was already madder than mad at the man for all he’s done, she don’t care if she’s gonna win or lose if he’s threatening your life she’ll at least make sure you get away or SMTH (ok rq, high key- crocodile was vivi’s arlong 😭)

being a jokester is right up her alley. laughter is the best medicine and this applies so much in one piece (looking at you luffy liberator 👀😊💖) + this girl most definitely needs it while she’s goin through it. it’ll take things off her mind and apply ease to her tension. your jokes + warm company = a bond quickly built between you and the strawhat princess 👸💛

chopper🥼🪴

chopper can handle regular people well, (once he warms up to them anyway) and finds abnormal people like franky to be cool, so no matter what boat you’re in he’s pretty much okay with you. especially after he joined the crew, meeting many kind people, and goin through many adventures that helped him open up and become more brave

he can certainly handle a regular person now!! >:D really he’s just curious to see what you’re like what your interests and intentions are. heavy on intentions, since you’re a regular person you could be anybody! he’s slightly wary at first, but the soothing reassurance of you constantly acting normal doesn’t let him keep his guard up long :)

bonus if you’re just as scared of adventures as he, usopp and nami. and even if you aren’t he admires you! like luffy! only your normal…😂 whenever he wants to read, play chess or take a nap he comes to your uplifting, consistent presence. (which is accurate for a reindeer tbh cuz animals esp deers don’t really come up to to ppl like that).

and with that being said you’re ofc open to join him and robin in any of their activities. if you do you’re sure to get smarter! learning facts abt history and herbs everyday! :) if you accept you often meet up in the library and aquarium room :D

chopper will do his absolute best to protect you even if he’s scared. even when he knows he can’t win he’ll buy you time to get another one of your crew members. so hurry! run! (💗) he’s not a bad fighter at all though! even more so post time skip when he gets kung fu point! at least that one is fighting centered! worst case scenario he’ll use monster point so you’ll need to be quick!!

anddd in an even worse case scenario if you get hurt, he’s a doctor! even if he may forget for a second he’ll bandage you up real good and take you back to merry/sunny! and make sure to protect and watch over you properly this time!! he’s promises!! 🫡😭🩷

chopper LOVES that you’re funny!! that’s literally right up his usopp’s and luffy’s alley. he and luffy are the ultimate younger brother’s, so if he finds something you do funny he’ll copy it (like he does with usopp and luffy, esp pre time skip)

he often wants to play with you. ngl you high key get omitted into the goofy trio simply because you’re hilarious. so they’ll always be bothering you to play and make jokes with them. 🩷🩷

robin📖📜

robin also has no opinion on fodder. if you’re helpful you are, if you’re a nobody you are. if she notices you she does. if she doesn’t, she doesn’t. for the most part the most she’s ever interacted with them is simply asking for directions or clues of what she’s trying to find. which we all know she’s good at <33

however you joining the crew automatically makes you important. and whatever you did to convince luffy you should join is valid to her! especially since she herself didn’t intend on joining until luffy left her with no other place to go!

she is very curious on what a normal life would be like. obviously she knows it to some degree. but more so what would having a loving/regular home be like. is it boring? living a regular life? perhaps that’s why you agreed to join? to spice things up?

she’d ask you to write about it, your life story, so she can compare it to hers. if you just joined she won’t go into super detail about hers. which would be kinda triggering if you agreed to write down yours for her. but she’ll make it a thing to give you bits and trinkets of it the longer you’re on the crew.

she knows all about how pirates can betray one another, having done so herself. and if you’re new that leaves more room for a detached breach of trust. especially in the case you get singled out and interrogated by other pirates or marines to safe your own. she could see that, very plausible.

but if you ask her why she continues to tell even bits and pieces about herself anyway, she’ll say it’s simply because she trusts you. as simple (and ironic) as it is, it’s true. there’s something about the fact that you’re so regular that relaxes her. it’s reassuring in the weirdest way, contradicting the scenario she just laid out.

not only that though, she trusts luffy- LOL. and by that i mean to drag you back because he’s never let a single member he’s deemed his nakama go. 😀 somehow that reminds me to talk about her protecting you! dw she’ll do it well.

as long as she can see you she’ll do everything in her power to make sure you’re safe. and with many hands that task isn’t very daunting. :) but hey, if you don’t like the sound of spines snapping synchronistically i’d advise you cover your ears. just my two cents 🤷‍♀️

she finds you endearing if you truly have joined the goofy trio. if not she still does, no matter your sense of humor. sure hope you can handle hers tho! (at least what seems to be it, no one fully understands that morbid mind..) she’d be much obliged to hear witty/intelectual jokes. especially (respectful) ones about history!! :)

franky🦾🤖

franky has similar views to robin when it comes to you being fodder. LOL 😂 he’s honestly chills w it. when do we ever hear him complain abt his own crewmate’s ways? literally never..to a certain degree that goes for everyone! even if they do get annoyed by it no one genuinely tries to change anyone

which i love abt the strawhats ♡ and as we can physically see, franky is the LAST one worried abt how weird or normal someone is 🤣🤣 if you wanna spruce up your character he’d have no qualms abt helping you with that! but he will ofc agree with luffy’s suggestion to turn you into a robot.

it just adds character in itself yk? say you like ice skating, but can’t really on the ship right? well, why wait until a winter island?? you can just turn your feet on skating mode that shoots out water and freezes it, as blades come out the soles of your feet and BOOM! you can ice skate!! doesn’t that sound awesome? (que luffy agreeing and “wowing” in the background)

no seriously tho it’s pretty refreshing to remember what it was like to be normal through you. the good ol days where tom and kokoro would encourage his career and to stop arguing with his brother.

as seen in the show this man is a man in tune with his emotions. he’d shed a tear (or few, or totally ball with snot) and hug you, 🫂 thanking you for bringing back such memories. no, he didn’t lose them, but remembering them just now felt really good. 😂💗

after that interaction he takes protecting you very seriously. as he would any of your crewmates tbh. even if that hadn’t of happened you’re still under their wing now, and he will go to bat for his people.

your funny side is definitely smth he can get behind and in fact join in on. even with a straight face. franky is a ridiculous, goofy and 100% shameless character who loves a good silly moment. he will indeed join in on all your jokes, antics and anything inbetween. making his own all the while—yeah he’s cool with it. and of course, chopper usopp and luffy are laughing, clapping and adding to it all.

brook💀🩻

being fodder has never hurt anyone! :) i mean except the fodder themselves..but he won’t let you get hurt!! he’s pretty new to the crew himself but he most certainly won’t let anything happen to you! in all his years of combat experience he’ll use everything he’s got to protect you!!

in luffy’s honor and name 😊🫂 (i find it so cute how much he respects him, he even called him luffy-san at first, everyone really!) tbh he’s one of the ones that doesn’t really ever mention that you’re fodder. ngl you high key get put into the weak trio when it comes to combat related things

dont even get me started if you really don’t have any form of self defense. now you really just stick to someone strong, or watch the ship. probably with chopper (or nami or usopp depending on who wins rock paper scissors bc all three of them were too scared to go) brook would also be willing to stay behind and keep you company though! you could sip tea or he could play music for you <3

or you could get a tour! so lucky you if you’re too scared to go too! if you aren’t and are adventurous i’m sure luffy wouldn’t mind. everyone would just know to look out for you :) it’d be cute if brook volunteered to do it specifically. maybe for your piece of mind or perhaps just out of kindness. i could see him doing that though.

his old crewmates were pretty much regular. and if you ask me, in general he seems to be one of the ones with the most experience with regular ppl tbh. him and nami are pretty tied. the rest do too but they were either also unique/not fodder or had an important role to the story. aka not fodder- LOL. anyway.

brook pretty much gets you and your mindset. not questioning you or anything like that, he’s more so interested in helping you settle in and feel apart of the crew. and getting to know you personally/your interests! but emphasis on getting settled in. he had to find his own way, and even asked robin for advice if i remember correctly, and if you remember 🤣

as i’ve already mentioned if nothing else brook is set on protecting his people. i mean after what happened i couldn’t imagine him letting that happen in front of him again, only to an enemy. awful. he could never, he’ll protect you with every bone in his body! except..that’s all that’s left! YOHOHOHOHO!! (get it? it means he’ll protect you with everything he has! YOHOHOHOHO!! DOUBT SKULL JOKE!!!😂😂)

now as you can see i’m already ona roll making double skull jokes. if you’re a comedian so is he because he loves his skull jokes. if you wanna take it there the two of you could probably bug everyone, bouncing jokes back and forth with each other. it’d be fun to even make a game or competition out of it. and luffy chopper and usopp are making bets over the last pastry sanji made on it 🥮🥐

jinbe🐋🦈

being regular definitely helps jinbe settle in and balance out between the strawhat madness. if nothing else he knows he can come to you for peace of mind and reasoning. or just to explain the chaos 🤣🤣 (spoiler jinbe..there is no method to their madness 😂😂 and i’m predominantly talking about luffy here..)

he’d enjoy doing or helping whatever hobbies you may have since they don’t involve/end up receiving a punch from nami at the end. tbh i feel like he and nami most need comforting reader 😭🫶 he likely also asks you about how things normally go on the ship and routines so he can get in line with everyone else 😊

you being regular/fodder really doesn’t phase him. at most he’s concerned for your safety. he knows these seas and it’s treacherous waters, and more troublesome than that—who roams them. he has trust in his captain and your crewmates however. he may not have been on the crew long but he does advise one thing: “stay by at least one of us at all times, surely we’ll protect you.”

and he most certainly will! if there’s one thing he can do it’s fight! and two steer a ship! :) so don’t worry and hang on tight to any incoming waves and stay close by him when a foe is near, for jinbe is here! LOL I HAD TO!! 🤣🤣 seriously though if you ever wanna learn fish man karate he’d be open to teaching you!

im sure he found out the pleasant surprise that robin had been taught by none other than koala so quality time for you, robin and jinbe would be instructor jinbe with robin lending a helping hand! 😊🫶 NO FR THO- 😂 she’d be the assistant/giving pointers on what helped her! she’s always been a natural quick learner anyway so i’m sure she could offer some advice!

he’s a lil stoic but he definitely knows how to let loose and have fun! especially when he’s drinking 😅 so mostly during parties is it that he laughs at your comedy. when he’s already giddy anyway 😭 not to say you can’t ever get him to crack a smile with a quick witted one! i think you could! 😉😊

ace🔥🏴‍☠️

being fodder is completely fine with ace. he’s one of the ones i can see you being interested in each other from jump or just as friends since he’s actually polite and not super crazy 😂😂 he’s reckless yes..but he has his head on straight. common sense, the thing many pirates abandon in search of the one piece. (when you can have both…you don’t have to throw common sense away……in fact i think it might help you..please keep it..)

regardless of where or how you and ace meet he’s sure to be his charming and (canonically 😏) handsome self! thus you won’t feel weak in the sense of him boasting or threatening you. and it’ll in fact give you space to feel safe around him, and less like he’s a pirate even! cuz pirates will immediately let you know if your life means little to them. but ace is reasonable enough to only want someone dead when they’ve hurt those he cares about!

speaking of which!! ace is very proud to protect you!! which i must say i find super adorable ☺️❤️‍🔥 he knows he’s strong and if there’s one moral he stands by it’s protecting his people. which most definitely includes a valuable member like you! so what if you’re fodder? your strength isn’t in being able to move mountains physically, but mentally. because if he never told you, know that the sense of normalcy in your aura, habits and mannerisms definitely ground him in a way he needs ❤️‍🔥☀️

being regular is ok w him!! ace he sees u as special even for you or others don’t. the ability to comfort and remain kindhearted on these seas isn’t one you come by everyday. it’s not like he has standards for who can and can’t be his friend outside of if you’ve already made an enemy out of yourself! it doesn’t so much matter if you were green, nakama is nakama 🙌🧡

being funny is definitely smth he likes abt you. it probs reminds him of luffy. not to say that you’re immature, or anything like that. just one of those things that you find in two different people you like and it’s just kind of special from your pov 🤗 he likes how you liven things up!

there’s so many gruffy personalities on the whitebeard pirates ship, someone ought to bring some sunshine :) ☀️💛 (ironic coming from ace isn’t it? he doesn’t even know 😂🩷) i’m sure they still love to party and such, they’re pirates after all it’s what they do! it’d be great if you put on whatever your style of comedy and jokes on as a show for them! like how luffy sticks chopsticks up his nose and in his mouth 🗿🤣🤣

if you do choose to do this, or even just being able to have the whole squad laughing with your jokes (LOL) he’d love and feel proud of you for it. the camaraderie between those pirates is thicker than thieves, but there’s nothing like a good joke to bring them even closer!! <33

aw yeah party time :3