Pet Masterlist!
Notable pets and who owns who! Some pets have been changed or dropped. If you no longer see them on the list they are redundant. This is so I can stop hecking loosing track of them all lol
Doomfanger: A very grumpy territorial and sassy tortishell long haired cat. Doomfanger is a bitter old lady and the apple of edge and noir's eye. The two skeletons share custody of the cranky kitty. Red and rust fear her
Baby Bones: A black and white tuxedo cat with vacant wide blue eyes and an even emptier head lol. He may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but he makes up for it by having no survival instincts and having a purr that sounds like a blender. He followed red home one day and just never left. He is probably the only other creature on the planet besides edge and noir that doomfanger tolerates.
Doris the eel: she is in fact just a freshwater eel. She doesn't move much. Her hobbies include staring unblinkingly into your soul, yawning once every two years and contemplating the meaning of life. Sometimes cash will doodle on her tank to make it look like she's wearing a mustache. Mal keeps her in his shop as a conversation piece.
Chaos: she is a fluffy white teacup chihuahua. She may or may not be possessed by a demon. Willow has done exorcisms on her before, but it never fixed anything. The dog is sometimes your average pup, and sometimes you see her swimming through the air being chased by a flock of flamingos. Or shes balanced on top of four bowling balls in the kitchen so she can reach the stove to make pancakes. Or she just strarts talking straight up latin at you. Only willow remembers these strange incidents. Any other viewers just seem to forget and see her as a normal dog the next day.
Baconator: oaks favorite chicken out of his flock of 14. She’s a fat little thing with brown feathers and the sweetest sounding cluck. If anyone sits down, she’ll flutter up to sit on their lap. Super friendly
Freeloader: a rare magical animal with the ability to unlock any lock, freeloader is just a chubby sweet little racoon. She was found injured and wild, then nursed back to health by mutt. She got emotionally attached, and he couldn't physically stop her from breaking back into the house every time she was released, so he put a collar on the animal and called it a day. Lord named her.
Snakesphere: Wine's pet cornsnake. He treats the reptile like his child. Any criticisms of the creature are met with very biting sarcastic retorts. Snakesphere is pretty normal other than the fact that he likes watching coffee play video games. Sometimes the snake will try to bite the screen whenever birds appear.
The Tank: ranchers four year in a row prizewinning dairy cow hand raised by him from birth to now. She's SUPER friendly and social. She will also jump into ranchers arms on command. She has tried going into the house on multiple occasions.
SonOfA-: originally named Tommy, one of rancher and peaches roosters. He's a mean motherf*cker and normally they would make a dinner out of the overly aggressive ones, but SonOfA- has successfully killed two hawks and a fox. Rancher argues that his power would be wasted on a kitchen table to peaches despair, so the attack chicken remains.
Sweetpea: partner's riding raptor. She is a very clever girl~ no really! besides being a good riding animal, he taught the dinosaur to wave hello, retrieve his hat, and even moonwalk. Her favorite treats are chicken nuggets, rabbit heads and captain crunch.
Lettuce and Pumpkin: two small dog sized iguanas owned by compass! The two lizards are harness and leash trained. They get a daily afternoon walk. They also enjoy country music! They will snatch food out of your hand though so be careful
Toad and toadette: button’s two pet funguys (hamster sized walking mushrooms). They spend most of their life in their enclosure, but sometimes she lets them free roam around the house. They make loud chirping noises whenever someone rings the doorbell.
Princess: princess is a large handsome free roaming male maincoon cat owned by the mafia siblings. Boss did his best to name him Rascal, but the combined efforts of heist and ace have caused the cat to only answer to princess. His hobbies include trying to seduce the local strays and sticking his paws inside people’s mouths.
Dumpster diver: or dumpster for short. She is one of the mutts owned by tegu that he’s trained to be a hunting hound. She is some sort of hound dog mix and was found eating a rotisserie chicken in a dumpster hence the name. She’s very attached to tegu and will cry at the door if he leaves the house without her.
Sunshine: a honey brown mare owned by filly. Sunshine is a gentle horse, not easily spooked. She rides with filly every day to complete their mail route. She is very popular with the locals. A lot of people on filly’s route leave out little treats for the horse in their mailboxes
