#farmred

Notable pets and who owns who! Some pets have been changed or dropped. If you no longer see them on the list they are redundant. This is so I can stop hecking loosing track of them all lol

Doomfanger: A very grumpy territorial and sassy tortishell long haired cat. Doomfanger is a bitter old lady and the apple of edge and noir's eye. The two skeletons share custody of the cranky kitty. Red and rust fear her

Baby Bones: A black and white tuxedo cat with vacant wide blue eyes and an even emptier head lol. He may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but he makes up for it by having no survival instincts and having a purr that sounds like a blender. He followed red home one day and just never left. He is probably the only other creature on the planet besides edge and noir that doomfanger tolerates.

Doris the eel: she is in fact just a freshwater eel. She doesn't move much. Her hobbies include staring unblinkingly into your soul, yawning once every two years and contemplating the meaning of life. Sometimes cash will doodle on her tank to make it look like she's wearing a mustache. Mal keeps her in his shop as a conversation piece.

Chaos: she is a fluffy white teacup chihuahua. She may or may not be possessed by a demon. Willow has done exorcisms on her before, but it never fixed anything. The dog is sometimes your average pup, and sometimes you see her swimming through the air being chased by a flock of flamingos. Or shes balanced on top of four bowling balls in the kitchen so she can reach the stove to make pancakes. Or she just strarts talking straight up latin at you. Only willow remembers these strange incidents. Any other viewers just seem to forget and see her as a normal dog the next day.

Baconator: oaks favorite chicken out of his flock of 14. She’s a fat little thing with brown feathers and the sweetest sounding cluck. If anyone sits down, she’ll flutter up to sit on their lap. Super friendly

Freeloader: a rare magical animal with the ability to unlock any lock, freeloader is just a chubby sweet little racoon. She was found injured and wild, then nursed back to health by mutt. She got emotionally attached, and he couldn't physically stop her from breaking back into the house every time she was released, so he put a collar on the animal and called it a day. Lord named her.

Snakesphere: Wine's pet cornsnake. He treats the reptile like his child. Any criticisms of the creature are met with very biting sarcastic retorts. Snakesphere is pretty normal other than the fact that he likes watching coffee play video games. Sometimes the snake will try to bite the screen whenever birds appear.

The Tank: ranchers four year in a row prizewinning dairy cow hand raised by him from birth to now. She's SUPER friendly and social. She will also jump into ranchers arms on command. She has tried going into the house on multiple occasions.

SonOfA-: originally named Tommy, one of rancher and peaches roosters. He's a mean motherf*cker and normally they would make a dinner out of the overly aggressive ones, but SonOfA- has successfully killed two hawks and a fox. Rancher argues that his power would be wasted on a kitchen table to peaches despair, so the attack chicken remains.

Sweetpea: partner's riding raptor. She is a very clever girl~ no really! besides being a good riding animal, he taught the dinosaur to wave hello, retrieve his hat, and even moonwalk. Her favorite treats are chicken nuggets, rabbit heads and captain crunch.

Lettuce and Pumpkin: two small dog sized iguanas owned by compass! The two lizards are harness and leash trained. They get a daily afternoon walk. They also enjoy country music! They will snatch food out of your hand though so be careful

Toad and toadette: button’s two pet funguys (hamster sized walking mushrooms). They spend most of their life in their enclosure, but sometimes she lets them free roam around the house. They make loud chirping noises whenever someone rings the doorbell.

Princess: princess is a large handsome free roaming male maincoon cat owned by the mafia siblings. Boss did his best to name him Rascal, but the combined efforts of heist and ace have caused the cat to only answer to princess. His hobbies include trying to seduce the local strays and sticking his paws inside people’s mouths.

Dumpster diver: or dumpster for short. She is one of the mutts owned by tegu that he’s trained to be a hunting hound. She is some sort of hound dog mix and was found eating a rotisserie chicken in a dumpster hence the name. She’s very attached to tegu and will cry at the door if he leaves the house without her.

-Lyla ♡

This one’s gonna be fluffy

Like all the other farm AUs, they all have an agricultural theme/background. However their climates before the crash were a little different

In farmred monsters and humans native to their farmlands were at battle with big corporations trying to buy up all the land. Unable to get the farmers to budge, they would send in paid criminals to torch, loot and rough up the villages. This resulted in an environment where violence was commonplace and a large cultural divide between the rural and the city folk. The farmred monsters come from a more modern era and tend to favor the use of lots of technology and chemical based treatments for their crops, making them less trusted by other farm au monsters/humans.

In farmgold, the monsters were the dominant culture and had discovered a new land ripe for the taking. Of course this place had people already living there, but colonizers don’t care about that. Many settled and began farming and shaping the land as they saw fit before the crash. There were battles and wars all around between the monsters and the natives before the crash making the climate rather guarded and aggressive. Farmgold monsters are both agriculturists and big wig business owners. Many from this au make up a sizable chunk of the richer farm monsters across Goldenvalley, Corncopia and many other agricultural based cities/zones in ebott.

And now to introduce the new skelebabes!

Meet dandy and filly!

Dandy(farmred sans)

Dandy is a smaller skeleton monster standing only at 5’2 feet tall. He has a dandelion yellow magic and is severely scarred on the right side of his face. His right eyelight doesn’t work properly and only emits a faint glow. He can see through it, but it’s rather blurry. He also has considerable scarring on his collarbone, neck, rib cage and spine. The scarring on his neck gives him a rather rough and gravelly voice He is aged 55

Dandy is the absolute worst at being a fell monster. He’s a naturally sweet and gentle monster and is a terrible liar. While he is capable of fighting, he has no stomach for violence and will often just stay on the defensive in a battle regardless of the damage he’s taking. He’s not shy, but past experiences have made him nervous and quiet around new people.

Dandy has a little plot of land in new hope where he grows flowers! He rotates his “crop” bringing in new flowers every season. On dandy’s plot of land is also a little shop selling homemade perfumes and essential oils from his flowers. It’s only open on Saturdays.

Dandy’s special ability is called flutter feet. If he kicks really fast, he can briefly walk on air. It’s very tiring and pretty goofy to watch so he doesn’t do it often lol. Dandy’s magic weapon is a large shield shaped as a rose. It’s purely defensive

Things he loves: flowers of course! But dandelions are his favorite. Pickled vegetables, heirloom tomatoes, pickled herring, perfumes and other floral scents, punk rock, swimming, fishing, basket weaving, the color seashell pink, gardening, bird watching

Filly (farmred papyrus)

Filly is a skeleton monster standing at 6’2. She has a very soft feminine voice that tends to contrast harshly with her sharp face. One scar on her face connects to a copper tooth in place of a missing fang. She has a teddy bear tan magic. When her ecto is summoned she has a rather muscular build. Filly is aged 49.

Filly is a protective and cautious monster. After her parents passing, she found herself as the main protector of her brother before the crash, a role that she still feels resent for despite her and her brothers good relationship. Filly with strangers is standoffish and cold, but with friends she’s nurturing and affectionate. She has a very dry sense of humor

Filly is a mailman in new hope! The mountain town has a lot of winding roads hard to access by vehicle, so she does most of her routes on horseback.

Filly’s special ability is called knock back. Exactly three times a day, she can fully rebound a magical attack sending it back to its owner. Any magic attack. She experiences no backlash from this. Once she uses this ability three times though, her defense stat drops significantly until she gets a full nights rest. Her magic weapon is a whip with barbs on the end. 

Things she loves: her horse sunny, Indian paintbrush flowers, foraging, leather clothing, hunting large game, fine wine and fancy crackers, horseback riding, rhythm games, dancing, country music, the color sky blue

And meet Cigar and Colby!

Cigar (farmgold sans)

Cigar is a skeleton monster standing at 5’6 feet tall. He has a vibrant apple green magic and a faint smattering of freckles on his skull. Around his eye sockets is a line of visible magic, a hereditary birthmark. When his ecto is summoned, he has a large strongman build with a bit of chub. He is aged 63

Cigar is a very proud monster, he’s hardworking, intelligent, ruthless and has an eye for the fine things in life. He’s earned his right to be a bit vain in his opinion and takes his reputation very seriously. He can be strict and harsh with strangers, but has a soft spot for kids and will be doting and spoiling towards them. He’s a closeted romantic and flusters easily from innocent flirting.

Cigar owns several sizable chunks of land around Corncopia and some parts of Goldenvalley. He leases his land out only to farmers and ranchers except for one street in the inner town of Corncopia. There he allows artisan good shops only. He’s incredibly wealthy and feared by many in his town.

Cigars special ability is called early set rot. When he sees a plant or animal with an infection, he can speed up the process through touch, easily killing the creature from its disease. He has perfect control over this and despises his ability. He never uses it. His magical weapon is a large hunting rifle with beautiful fall harvest details.

Things he loves: pumpkin pie and roast boar, artisan cheeses, fine wines, fancy suits, cigars of course; he’s a very heavy smoker, boats and boat rides, vintage furniture, hunting rifles, big game and bird hunting, taxidermy animals, dogwood flowers, the color bronze, calligraphy, orchestra music

Colby Smalls (farmgold papyrus)

Colby is a half breed skeleton monster standing at 6’1. He has a cheddar yellow magic and a smattering of freckles on his skull. Around his eye sockets is a line of visible magic, a hereditary birth mark. He has thinner bones than average, and when his ecto is summoned he has a very dainty petite figure. He is aged 31. His soul displays orange for bravery.

Colby is a playful and goofy monster. He’s a little shy when you first meet him, but is quick to warm up with a bit of kindness. He hates boredom and is a menace when his hands aren’t doing something lol. He doesn’t care a lick about appearances and routinely embarrasses his brother and parents on accident. They still love him though lol.

Colby is a cheese maker! He is one of the suppliers of a shop belonging to the street cigar owns. Colby makes a variety of different cheeses from the milk of local livestock in Corncopia. He’s experimental and adventurous and hopes to make his own variety of cheese popular someday.

His special ability is called sweet sense by his family and sugar tits by Colby himself lol. He can perfectly predict the sugar content of any liquid he smells before he even tastes. He uses this ability to pick the animals with the sweetest milk for his cheese. His magic weapon is a butter churn with spikes on the side that he uses as a war hammer lol. It’s hard to use but packs a punch

Things he loves: CHEESE- literally any cheese as long as it’s good quality, homemade butters spreads and jams, square dancing, horseback riding, mud wrestling, comedy shows and podcasts, weaving, painting, crochet, knitting, whittling, sunflowers, the color lemon, heavy metal rock lol

And side characters

Ruffet: farmred muffet, the reason behind most of dandy’s scars and filly’s sworn enemy. Ruffet was once a corporation sell out and was hired to drive dandy and filly away from their land. Fully managed to scare her off, but not before she injured dandy considerably. Since the crash she’s done some soul searching and regrets her past actions considerably. She’s made peace with some other past victims but is scared to approach filly and dandy still.

Iris and ginger: farmred catty and bratty. The two soulbonded monsters were old neighbors of dandy and filly and were like pseudo sisters to the two when they lost their parents. They both now work on harpy’s vineyard in new hope and are obsessed with the idea of getting harpy and dandy together lol.

Meemaw: her name is actually Ann Swatson but her grandkids make every one call her meemaw. Meemaw is an elderly human woman from Texas who moved to ebott on her sons insistence for her retirement. She’s still getting used to monster culture but adores her half breed grandkids and is willing to try for them. Meemaw was a contest winning horse breeder back in her day and struck up a friendship with filly when she saw how well taken care of filly’s mare was. Filly considers Meemaw her best friend and would die for her.

Brie: farmgold gaster and the mother of cigar and colby. Brie is a proper, polite and gently stern monster. She’s had a rough life over the years loosing her family during an overseas voyage, then her ex soulmate cheating on her and abandoning their child. Since the crash her life has been in an upturn though with her son’s success.

Worcester Wingdings: the father of cigar and the ex-soulmate of Brie. Worcester was forced into an arranged bonding with Brie for her family’s money when young. He resented her for years, and when their son was born the pressure became too much. He ran off with a human lady abandoning his family, and eventually managed to break the soulbond in his own. After the crash, he found himself alone in ebott leaving his lover behind. Worcester is a bitter and regretful monster. He wishes to reach out to cigar but fear of revenge from the ruthless skeleton holds him back

For the new aus!

lol this will be fun

Dandy: he stares down at the tiny plate absolutely puzzled. Man will get up, come back with a rose or something, then indignantly claim the portion is even smaller than the flowers he grows. Look! He’s holding the both of them up, and the roses absolutely dwarfs all the food!!!

Filly: no complaints, no reaction, filly just eats her meal gratefully like nothing is wrong. Then she gives you a pleading look and politely asks for seconds. If you come out with another tiny meal, this cycle will repeat until she’s made you cook over a dozen times lol. She wants to see how much you prepared for the bit.

Cigar: he graciously thanks you for the home cooked meal, just like he does every time you cook for him. Then cigar tucks into the little food like it’s a feast sent down from heaven lol. He’s brought out all the fancy cutlery and is using it like he’s in a five star restaurant. He’ll comment on each tiny food making compliments to the chef. His total lack of acknowledgment of the portion sizes is absolutely hilarious.

Colby: he tilts his head at the plate puzzled, then lifts it to his face and simply licks it clean in one swipe of his tongue. If cigar is in the room he’ll scold Colby loudly for his poor manners lol

Foxglove: she cackles when seeing the plate of food and tells you to watch out. She’s the real prankster here! The next day when you go through your purse, you’ll find that somehow every single item inside has been minimized to a Barbie’s size. Everything except the car keys.

Periwinkle: she laughs joyously, and you feel a cold wind put a shiver down your spine. You sense that you have made a binding deal of some sort. What follows that meal is weeks upon weeks of back and forth pranks between you and periwinkle. All the furniture in your house fits in a Barbie dream house. Your car has somehow been expanded to the size of an elephant, you have a shirt that could fit lady liberty. When will the torture end??!!

Seth: he raises an eyebrow at you and remarks that you better have cooked a sh*t ton of this tiny food. Or else he’s going out hunting. Of course you did, it may be funny, but it also tastes good and you want some too!

Dandy: he doesn’t care either way honestly. If dandy’s partner wants him to carry the baby, he’s perfectly fine with that! Dandy is ADORABLE when pregnant. He has a perfectly sized baby bump and just seems to glow. He’d do really well carrying actually.

Filly: it depends on finances really. If her job is making more, she’d rather her partner carry so they can get the rest they need. If her partner is making more though, she can do it. She’ll be more comfortable knowing she can afford to take time off when her pregnancy gets more far along. A pregnant filly is very uncoordinated. She keeps underestimating how big she’s gotten and will find herself stuck in funny situations.

Cigar: he wants his partner to carry the baby. That way cigar can spoil them rotten the whole pregnancy and show them off. Trust me, if you’re carrying cigars baby, you’re getting the princess treatment all 10-11 months. If cigars soulmate is unable to carry though, he’s more than ready to take up the job. Cigar when pregnant is very finicky and anal about his diet, surroundings and exercise. And he nests hard. The house must’ve been redecorated over five times before the baby arrives.

Colby: while emotionally he’s chill either way, intellectually Colby knows it’s probably smarter if his SO carries. Colby is a total trouble magnet, even if he’s trying to be safe, things just happen. Add a baby to that and, well he doesn’t want to risk an accident. If colby was pregnant, the mood swings would hit him pretty hard. He’s anxious about every little thing hurting the baby and gets real jumpy as well. He’s easy to spook

Foxglove: oh she wants her partner to carry 100%. Her job is quite dangerous at times and she’d go mad if she couldn’t explore in the later months of the pregnancy. If foxy absolutely has to be the one carrying, it wouldn’t be easy. She’s resentful of how the baby is holding her back, no matter how much she wanted it. She’s very pissy in the last few months of the pregnancy.

Periwinkle: same as foxglove, she’d much rather have her partner carry. Periwinkle knows she’d struggle adjusting to the more relaxed schedule a pregnant monster requires. If she has to be the one to carry, she will be very very bored once she gets big enough to make movement more difficult. She needs a lot of attention, but otherwise has an easy pregnancy

Seth: it depends on his partner. If Seth considers them more vulnerable, he’d want them to carry so he can focus on their protection. But if his soulmate is tougher than him? Damn right he’s taking that baby! He’s gonna sleep in every day and get the pampering he deserves. He regrets it almost immediately when the morning sickness hits him really hard lol

Would they like to move, and if so, where?

Dandy: he lives in new hope! His home is technically the perfume shop as well. The actual shop is set up in the houses sunroom. He would be devastated if he had to move

Filly: she lives with dandy in their little home in new hope. She doesn’t have anything desire to move but would like to make the house a little bigger. Maybe add a basement

Cigar: he has a beautiful manor home in Corncopia right along the river. It’s connected to a small farm growing rotating crops and is just lovely to look out at. His room has a circular balcony overlooking the whole estate. He’d like a summer home in seashore, and maybe a condo in hotland if he ever visits enough to justify it.

Colby: he lives in the manor with his mum and brother. His room is next to the kitchens and has its own door leading outside. He tends to sleep in the barn with his goats a lot though lol

Foxglove. She and peri share a trailer hitched to their truck. Foxglove hates staying in one place for too long so she loves this arrangement

Periwinkle: she shares a trailer with foxglove hitched to their truck. Periwinkle hates staying in one place for too long so she loves this arrangement

Seth: he has a home in vanity falls that he and basilisk built themselves. It’s a little big for just two guys, but basilisk wants it that way so his kids can stay over easily. He’d rather move to one of the smaller coven towns around waterfall. It’s less busy there

Dandy: absolutely not! He’s scarred enough on his own, he doesn’t need piercing holes and needles poking his bones too

Filly: they aren’t really her style, but she doesn’t have anything against them.

Cigar: no thank you, he thinks tattoos and piercings are rather trashy looking and wouldn’t be caught dead getting one

Colby: he’d get a tattoo if he ever managed to actually decide on a design lol

Foxglove: she considers her birthmark to be the perfect natural tattoo and is too lazy to get anything else lol

Periwinkle: she’s had passing thoughts on getting some piercings but hasn’t made the time for it.

Seth: he has a piercing on his eyebrow! He got it cause he wanted to see how getting bone pierced worked. He quite likes it.

Dandy and filly have never met the fellswap red bros so they have no opinion and vice versa!

Cigar has in fact met wine. It was through wines antique shop when cigar was furnishing his home. They got along quite swimmingly. They know not to cross the other