#farmtale

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Horrorswapfell Sans - As his brother wakes up and comes to say hi, Bear just growls at him and tells him he has always been a disappointment. Wow. Tiger tells him to drink his coffee because, damn, he actually turns similar to a bear in the morning. Bear throws his apple at him but misses, sending it the opposite way.

Horrorfellswap Papyrus - Mocha wakes up screaming at the top of his lungs, making his brother hit his head against the bunk bed, waking up in panic as well. Merlot immediately starts freaking out, asking if he's hurt, in pain or dying, and Mocha just... starts laughing uncontrollably. .... Okaaaay.... Merlot is a little bit concerned and starts to frantically push the help button so Alphys answers, even though it's 3 in the morning. Just in case.

Dancetale Sans - He wakes up giggling at his own sillyness and immediately calls his brother, who is currently on the opposite side of the planet, and actually interrupts his concert to tell him about his dream. Salsa is a little mad, as he thought there was some kind of emergency, but Rambo is just giggling uncontrollably as he gets mad. Salsa threatens to put him on the big screens, and eventually does it when he doesn't stop laughing. Rambo is more than glad to tell his dream to the 10,000 people in the stadium, though, and now Salsa is just embarrassed.

Dancetale Papyrus - Salsa screams, then, still half-asleep, calls his brother on the phone and confusely screams at him to not marry the pineapple before immediately falling back asleep. Rambo is very confused, but, eh, that's the most Salsa thing Salsa did today. He will so tease his brother when he wakes up, though.

Farmtale Sans - Yeah, right. He hates pineapples anyway. When his brother wakes up to go to the grocery store, Sam threatens to disown Ben if he dares to bring home a damn pineapple. Ben is not sure what the pineapples did to his brother, but he promises on his soul he won't bring one home.

Sans in various areas

Because someone provide me with these Sans from Undertale AUs I got the idea to create this drawing. :D

https://www.tumblr.com/ratsoh-writes/749068220829499392/skele-of-your-choice-finds-out-a-brownie-is-living

It seems you’ve answered a similar ask before, but only about rancher

Ooo, let’s do peaches too then!

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Undertale Sans - Well, he's slightly worried as the school is not so far from his place. He knows his kid is safe in school, but what about his old neighbours? What about Papyrus coming home from work in an hour? He should warn him, right? As he's stressing out, he sees the neighborhood fat cat outside and not thinking twice, goes outside to grab it and protect it from the big cat roaming the streets. He's so confused when the police knock on his door, saying they know the mountain lion is in his house. Uh??? It's not a mountain lion???

Underfell Undyne - Storm went outside to fight the beast! She's the best at fighting giant creatures, throwing lasers with their eyes or something! But, uh, the fight ends up being rather disappointing, as her opponent yawned and then rolled on its back, unbothered. What the hell? Fight her! Fight her now, coward!

Underfell Alphys - Oh no! Anyway. She's in the middle of an experiment, could you stop calling to talk to her about the wildlife? What do you want her to do about that anyway? It's a cat. Shoo it away???

Horrortale Papyrus - He sighs, then turns to Oak. Oak stares at his brother. "DID YOU BRING A MOUNTAIN LION HOME?" "... no" "SANS." "no!" "SANS DON'T LIE TO ME, I KNOW YOUR FACE WHEN YOU'RE LYING." And yes, indeed, Oak brought home a mountain lion from his walk in the mountains. And no, he doesn't regret it. What are you even going to do? Take away his cat? Try him.

Horrorfell Sans - Copper is a bit anxious, roaming the farm again and again. Damn it. He's going to bring his child home, who cares about some stupid mountain lion. He hates the idea he can't be the one protecting his child. He passes in front of the fat cat, not realizing it's actually the beast that scared the kids.

Undertale Sans - He just smirks as the video shows up, and turns toward Edge, who is his lawyer. Edge thinks the same: man, someone is going to have their butt kicked so hard they will end on the Moon. Edge absolutely destroys the evidence second by second, manages to have the child innocent, and to make the guy pay for all the time they wasted in this room. Sans is relieved, even though he never for a second thought his child was guilty. He's glad they're coming home with him.

Undertale Toriel - Toriel is clenching her hands so hard on the bench that it actually breaks under her paws. She's so mad. This is clearly not her child on that video, and she wants to show that racist guy so bad what it is to be scared of a monster. Luckily, she also brought Sans with her in case that happened and, even though she lunges, Sans won't be able to do anything, he's at least good at keeping her grounded so she controls her anger. Edge got this anyway, he knows the video is fake, and he closes the case in minutes.

Underswap Papyrus - Honey is shocked when he sees the video. What the hell? That's not his child! He immediately complains, to which the judge says there is no proof it's not his child. What are you even talking about? He gave birth to this child; he's pretty sure he knows what they look like! You, on the other hand, should wear glasses because you suck as a judge! Aaaaaand he got arrested. Honey is pissed off, but thankfully, his arguments worked, and the evidence got invalidated. They're free to go for lack of evidence, and Honey was freed soon after with a warning, but he simply doesn't care. He's just glad his baby is out and alright.

Swapfell Papyrus - He knows it's not his kid on the video but he also knows that if he opens his mouth, no one will take him seriously because of his criminal record. Rus is extremely frustrated, as he can tell the judge is treating his child like him, and it's not fair. Just because he made mistakes doesn't mean his child is the same. He's stressed and angry, but he can't do anything but wait. Eventually, the video is called out for being fake and he sighs in relief, hoping the judge won't be stupid.

Outertale Sans - Moon is shaking with anger. He knows he can't scream or tell the judge what he thinks of it, but it's so obvious it's fake, come on! He's extremely frustrated and eventually has to leave the courtroom for a few minutes to breathe and calm down. He can't let his anger win. When he comes back, thankfully, his child's lawyer is showing the evidence is fake, which leads to a no-piece of evidence type of situation, which the lawyer explained was the best scenario. His child is freed after a few more minutes. He's so relieved.

Outertale Papyrus - Sun is a mother hen, and he hates that situation. That's two days he didn't see his child, and he's so stressed his hands are shaking. He hates that the racist man keeps turning around to taunt him, and he has a hard time focusing on what the judge is saying. His twin brother is there to support him though, and he's crushing Moon's hand to not just scream in the courtroom what he thinks of that man. He's relieved when the judge says the video is fake and that, without evidence, all charges are dropped. He runs to his baby, already sobbing in relief. Never scare him like that ever again!

Underswap Undyne - She gasps loudly, and in seconds, she's on the floor, ugly sobbing, covered with puppies. Leave her here, it's where she wants to die. She is so going to beg her girlfriend on her knees to adopt one. She knows Savage isn't the biggest fan of pets, but look at them! She swears if she leaves without a puppy, she's going to explode.

Outertale Sans - You didn't know Moon could speak so high-pitched but here you are. He's sitting with the puppies, talking to them with an excited voice, and you're never getting rid of him. He refuses to move. Be careful though, you might find out later that he intruded your house in the middle of the night to hang out with the puppies.

Outertale Papyrus - You just killed him with cuteness. They're all biting his fingers and he's sitting there, looking at them in bewilderment. He didn't know Earth had cute little beasts like these. Look at them! And you can have these little beasts home and everything? How does he grow one? Oh man, that's going to be a long talk.

Farmtale Sans - He gives a small pet on each on their face, then asks you to please not show them to his brother as he will never hear the end of this. They have enough dogs in the farm, even if these are very cute.

Ranchers heat makes his scent slightly sweeter, so the dairy cows will follow him around in the field thinking he has treats in his pockets

Storm LOVES it when edge is on his cycle and will fully take advantage of all the cuddles. It’s a common sight to see the two arguing heatedly with the much larger and more muscular storm seated on edges lap during.

Fisher can’t swim during his heat cause his clumsiness makes him forget which direction is up. He keeps bumping into the sea bed.

Ace once ripped off two of butch’s fingers during heat week when he was forcing his brother into the bunker :D. Butch was fast enough at getting to a healer that they were able to reattach them. It’s why one of his pointer fingers is slightly shorter than the other one.