#undertale x cod

blue- or red?

Ooooh I really like this idea! Have some drabbles!

Simon is the more active flirter out of the two of them, and more active in the argument. He constantly brings you small, easily mistaken for platonic on your end, gifts. Starts walking around base with you whenever he happens to notice you in his peripherals, or when you 'happen' to run into each other more and more often. At this point you get suspicious, but you're anxious to be wrong, so you decide not to bring anything up until you know for sure. What you don't notice through all of this, is that Simon always ends up leading you past the area where Sans is currently hanging out when you're walking around.

Sans is super chill about his side of it it, to the point that you don't actually realize he's flirting. Casual invites to spend time with him "on break" whatever that means (and you've noticed he's conveniently on break every time you bump into him), offering you his coat when you're cold ("eh, I have about fifty of 'em," he'll say when you worry it's too personal) which you have learned to say no to after the first time. Seeing a skeleton in a t-shirt, basketball shorts, and fluffy slippers, even if he was a magical skeleton, was jarring to you. He, of course, laughed his bony ass off at the way you reacted to how he looked without his jacket. You had shoved him to the side, playfully of course, lightheartedly scolding him. You never notice that Sans always tries to be in Simon's view while he's being so kind to you.

At first Simon and Sans don't even realize they're both after you, they don't start trying to 'show off' to each other until they do. Simon thinks Sans is just being friendly and vice versa. Until Sans notices Simon's hand resting on yours a little too long while you're talking. Until Simon hears Sans laugh a genuine laugh, not his usual tired one, at a pun you make during a conversation you're having. To put the icing on the cake, you gave both of them one of those darling smiles they'd fallen in love with by now, before excusing yourself for the night. Those two were glaring at each other before you had even left the room.

After that they're like lions at each other's throats, but only when you're not looking. If you were to ever find out your two favorite boys were fighting over you like that, they damn well knew they'd both lose their chances. Wouldn't they...?

A/n: Hehehehe

If Ghoap and the Skelebros met (under friendly circumstances). I am planning on doing this with the rest of the 141.

Now I'm not thinking fandom crossover as in Simon or Soap is the one who falls down Mt. Ebott. I'm not sure how exactly they would meet, to be honest, I just think this is a funny little idea. I'm also imagining this is a scenario where Simon and Soap wouldn't be scared shitless by two living skeletons. Maybe the Skelebros would be allowed on base for science reasons? I could honestly see that happening. Sans would crack that first pun when they meet, earning an eye roll from Simon and Papyrus' usual scolding, and Soap wouldn't be able to stop laughing on the side.

Papyrus would have INFINITE questions about the tac gear, how it works, if the military is similar to the royal guard, etc. Half of them would be feasible to answer for Simon and Soap, some would be classified information, and the rest wouldn't make much sense to them. "What's the royal guard?" Soap would make the mistake of asking, sending Papyrus into one of his grandiose and long-winded explanations. Soap and Ghost still wouldn't really understand.

I can imagine Ghost being slightly irritated with Papyrus. Clumsy Papyrus with a big, bleeding heart, who always wants to see the good in everyone. Every time Ghost is about to start explaining that that's not how the world works (particularly with memories of Graves in mind), Sans seems to come out of nowhere with a silent threat that scares even Simon Riley.

And of course, because Ghost isn't the biggest fan of Papyrus, Sans isn't the biggest fan of Ghost. They're constantly arguing if they're left alone for more than three seconds, even when it's not the intention to start one. Simon will suggest Papyrus learns how to protect himself, Sans will shrug it off and make a pun. It makes Ghost's blood boil, he thinks Sans should be putting a little more care towards his brother's life, and he voices these concerns at every chance he gets. Sans does his best to keep making more jokes about it, but eventually even he wears down, and that's when it becomes nasty.

Soap and Papyrus would be besties, I'm calling it. Papyrus would be SO interested in learning about Soap's accent, Scotland and how their monarchy works, all of it. I imagine Papyrus would constantly get the name for Soap's haircut wrong at first too. Not by any drastic means, maybe just forgetting part of the word or calling it a "mohaw" instead of a mohawk, but Soap laughs it off every time and gently lets him know how to say it correctly. I also feel like Sans constantly watching would unnerve Soap just a little.

Soap wouldn't just brush it off or ignore Sans though, he'd ask about it. And when Sans says he's just trying to make sure his brother is safe, Soap gives a hearty smile and says "Nothin' on planet Earth gets here. Safest you'll ever be." Sans, of course, doesn't take Soap's word for it, but he has an appreciation for the way Soap understood what he meant, and for the way Soap actually checks in on BOTH of the Skelebros from then on.

Sans and Soap would end up hanging out on an eventual scale, in my mind. They wouldn't be besties or anything like that, just a here and there couple minutes where they talk and joke. Soap constantly makes lighthearted comments about how bloody weird it is for a skeleton to drink ketchup. Sans always chuckles at it.

- Biscuits 🌺

Temmie Larkens