#cod x undertale

Ooooh I really like this idea! Have some drabbles!

Simon is the more active flirter out of the two of them, and more active in the argument. He constantly brings you small, easily mistaken for platonic on your end, gifts. Starts walking around base with you whenever he happens to notice you in his peripherals, or when you 'happen' to run into each other more and more often. At this point you get suspicious, but you're anxious to be wrong, so you decide not to bring anything up until you know for sure. What you don't notice through all of this, is that Simon always ends up leading you past the area where Sans is currently hanging out when you're walking around.

Sans is super chill about his side of it it, to the point that you don't actually realize he's flirting. Casual invites to spend time with him "on break" whatever that means (and you've noticed he's conveniently on break every time you bump into him), offering you his coat when you're cold ("eh, I have about fifty of 'em," he'll say when you worry it's too personal) which you have learned to say no to after the first time. Seeing a skeleton in a t-shirt, basketball shorts, and fluffy slippers, even if he was a magical skeleton, was jarring to you. He, of course, laughed his bony ass off at the way you reacted to how he looked without his jacket. You had shoved him to the side, playfully of course, lightheartedly scolding him. You never notice that Sans always tries to be in Simon's view while he's being so kind to you.

At first Simon and Sans don't even realize they're both after you, they don't start trying to 'show off' to each other until they do. Simon thinks Sans is just being friendly and vice versa. Until Sans notices Simon's hand resting on yours a little too long while you're talking. Until Simon hears Sans laugh a genuine laugh, not his usual tired one, at a pun you make during a conversation you're having. To put the icing on the cake, you gave both of them one of those darling smiles they'd fallen in love with by now, before excusing yourself for the night. Those two were glaring at each other before you had even left the room.

After that they're like lions at each other's throats, but only when you're not looking. If you were to ever find out your two favorite boys were fighting over you like that, they damn well knew they'd both lose their chances. Wouldn't they...?

A/n: Hehehehe

G A R Y R O A C H S A N D E R S O N...

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blue- or red?