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Now that all of our Orc contenders have been eliminated, it's time to determine, by popular vote, who is the hottest Orc of all?
Lurtz [Lawrence Makoare], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Uglúk [Nathaniel Lees], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Durotan [Toby Kebbell], Warcraft (2016)
Azog the Defiler [Manu Bennett], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)
Rilk [Jesse Lee Keeter], JourneyQuest (2010-)
Who is the Hottest Orc?
Lurtz [Lawrence Makoare]
Uglúk [Nathaniel Lees]
Durotan [Toby Kebbell]
Azog [Manu Bennett]
Rilk [Jesse Lee Keeter]
Ugluk by John Howe
Middle-earth shots of the week
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Which uruk/olog should I make into a Hero Forge figurine next?
Bruz the Chopper!
Akoth Slayer of the Dead!
Az-Harto (Ranger)!
Ratbag the Coward!
Flak Flint!
Torz Tinder!
Krimp the Enchanted!
Golm the Digger!
Azog the Defiler!
Bolg (Son of Azog)!
Captain Lurtz (of Isengard)!
Captain Uglúk (of Isengard)!
Who is your favorite named Orc in the legendarium?
Azog
Bolg
Uglúk
Grishnákh
Shagrat
Gorbag
Other?
Lugdush: Lemme get this straight. [Gestures to Merry and Pippin, tied up and looking on warily] We have to somehow get these Halflings -
Ugluk: Yeah.
Lugdush: From here, back to Isengard?
Ugluk: That's the conundrum.
Lugdush: Whoa.
Ugluk: Yeah, internationally...
Lugdush: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa. Slow down, Einstein.
Ugluk: The way I understand it-
Lugdush: Right.
Ugluk: These Halflings have to go from here...
Lugdush: Right.
Ugluk: ...To Isengard...
Lugdush: Absolutely.
Ugluk: [Stretches in frustration] These Halflings are driving me nuts.
Lugdush: [Pulls up a PowerPoint and points to certain points on said PowerPoint...] Okay. Alright, so we diagrammed it, we've got this part clear. We've got this part clear -
Ugluk: Yes.
Lugdush: This is the only fuzzy part -
Ugluk: The middle.
Lugdush: So we're working on the fuzzy middle.
Ugluk: Yeah.
Lugdush: Okay. [Quiet for a moment.] Explain the problem to me again?
Ugluk: [Leans in, motioning to Merry and Pippin] We have to get these Halflings -
Grishnakh: [Comes in, motioning to Merry and Pippin as well] Hey, do you guys know how to get these to Mordor?
[Ugluk and Lugdush sigh and lean over. Cue FedEx announcing that it doesn't have to be this hard.]