#uatu

🦾 ironstark-forever

i'm sick of you people acting like our mayor isn't gay and fucking a billionaire

edit 1: now which one of yall sent this post to their kid he's vagueing me on social media

🕶️ shattertremes-13151015-deactivated

mayor cage has a WIFE. he is M A R R I E D. why does everyone always assume there's some kind of cheating going on

🦾 ironstark-forever

??? oh so bisexual people don't exist now? polyamorous people don't exist now? people like you are the fucking problem

👊 bottom-ironfisting

the way op's archived posts show that they ship tony stark with his bodyguard lol. there's no way you're gonna glaze iron man getting his oil changed by that reject and then shit talk luke and danny BYE.

edit: acting like ms jones-cage doesn't think they fucked either is wild

😸 the-only-tigra-hellcat-shipper

is fumbling genetic or some shit why is hawkeye two always dating some d list zero when she could get with a HERO. ms america if you're reading this I know how to show a lady a good time i promise

🐈‍⬛ hellcatty

the implication that hawkeye is related to the other hawkeye pls

😸 the-only-tigra-hellcat-shipper

???? are they not? like i assumed that they were since the brooklyn spiderman is related to the queens one that it was the same situation here ???

🕷️ hyphenbot

spider-man

Beep-boop! I look for accidental misspellings where there should be hyphens

👊 bottom-ironfisting

this is a callout post for @ironstark-forever

they're making several false claims, namely reducing danny rand to a billionaire. he went MISSING as a CHILD why are we acting like the stuff rand did while he was lost at sea was his fault???

Keep reading

🕶️ shattertremes-131510151-deactivated

my most unhinged conspiracy theory is that haikubot is controlled by ultron. like. or maybe one of his grandkids idk I was lowkey addicted to heat for like the entirety of that m day stuff so I don't know what the family situation is

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh my god this post is literally broken in every way what the fuck. why does it say it posted 2 centuries ago. what the fuck.

🕶️ windsong-truther-131510152-deactivated

genuinely fuck m0j0

🕶️ x-tremities-131510153-deactivated

dude this isn't Freaking Awesome you don't need to censor mojo if you're dissing him??

⚡️slothbaby

hypersonic space travel (or why interdimensional e-mails should have a schedule send function)

Chapter 15/? Word Count: 20K

When Ororo Munroe gets an interplanetary collect call from the Shi'ar to pick up her shortstack of a coworker from a prison cell, her first instinct is to send his daughter to get him. Instead, she and Logan embark on a mission that should have been an email thread.

read on Freaking Awesome

👽 the-silent-watcher

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

MY LAWYER JUST WALKED IN AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE FOUGHT SHE-HULK BUT LIKE. NOT IN A COURT????

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh he said he tripped because he's blind aren't i a fucking asshole

🐈‍⬛ hellcatty

how are you always in these situations girl

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh yeah my fuckass cousin moved in with me because his roommates didn't renew their lease with him or whatever and his situationship got killed by some guy from the news AND IT TURNS OUT MY COUSIN IS A FREAKING SUPERVILLAIN???? AND HE FOUGHT SPIDER-MAN????? and then I got arrested because this PIECE OF SHIT had some kind of blackmail encrypted ON MY WORK LAPTOP.

Glenn Close as Nova Prime/Martha Delacroix

and Josh Brolin as Thanos/Monsignor Jefferson Wicks

and Jeffery Wright as the watcher/Bishop Langstrom

My part of an art trade with @ilsole

I’m waiting Sunny

A preview of Planet of the Apes vs. Fantastic Four #1

PLANET OF THE APES VS THE FANTASTIC FOUR #1

WORLDS COLLIDE!

Marvel’s First Family find themselves stranded on the Planet of the Apes! Witness history as the Fantastic Four cross paths for the very first time with Cornelius, Zira, Ursus — and of course Dr. Zaius! But they won’t be going alone! Familiar foes from the Marvel Universe have set their sights on Ape City, setting the stage for a battle royale that fans won’t soon forget!

Original Sin #0 - "Who Is the Watcher?" (2014)