“Wait– these are your hellspawn?!” Thirteen questions, turning wide eyes on the eclectic group clustered together around the kitchen counter with plates of apple pancakes. “That’s so exciting! Why aren’t you more excited, Aizawa-san?!”
“I like that one,” Himiko stage-whispers, leaning theatrically into Mina’s space.
“They’re called Thirteen,” Mina whispers back, “I love them too.”
“They can hear you, hellspawn,” Eraser reminds, rolling his eyes at them both. “And I don’t need to be excited, Kurose. That’s what I have a husband for.”
“I’m excited!” Mic agrees, from where he’s just about squeezing the absolute life out of Eijirou (one of only three neither traumatised nor cruel enough to dodge or punch his way out).
“But… weren’t you worried about them?” Thirteen frowns, fretful. “I was and I hadn’t even met the kids! They just vanished!”
“You say that like you think there is any escaping these gremlins,” Eraser sighs, hunching backwards like he’s trying to hide in the capture weapon he’s currently not wearing.
“Eraser & Mic are in a group chat with us all,” Mashirao clarifies, for the bewildered space hero.
“Not to mention Hitoshi tuned into their comm line every night while they were away anyway,” Eraser adds, jabbing a thumb in his son’s direction. “The amount of snickering clued me in that they were doing fine terrorising someone else for a change.”
“Well, unlike some people, Fatgum knows how to have fun,” Cat retorts, through a mouthful of apple.
“Vigilantism isn’t fun!” Eraser argues, but whatever else he’s going to say is drowned out by the chorus of discordant and disgruntled groans from the vigilantes.
“So the single most successful vigilante group since the Naruhata trio is a bunch of children sitting in our living room right now?” Cementoss looks like he’s about to crack down the middle and shatter into brick dust. “And we are now responsible for just under a dozen vigilante teens, and a child who has been stolen from a highly dangerous branch of Yakuza?”
“Most of whom won’t actually give their names,” Vlad reminds, running a hand down his face. “Aizawa, this is your fault somehow.”
“How is this my fault?!” Eraser bristles, scowling at the other teacher.
“You let the first one in!” He gestures to Hitoshi, who snorts, choking on his mouthful.
“Why did you say that like they’re feral cats?” Midnight questions, caught between outrage and bewilderment. “They’re children, Kan.”
“Yeah, feral alley cat children, just like Eraser!” Vlad insists, “Or have you forgotten that he still bites?”
“Biting’s very effective in a fight,” Cat pipes up, distractedly, even as it catches the knife Shouto tosses in their direction. “No one ever expects it.” Vlad eyes their sharp teeth as the flick the knife towards Mashirao and, in a rare show of self-preservation, turns his attention back to Eraser.
“Nedzu knew the green one’s mother.” Eraser’s attention is entirely on his rat-boss principal. “So, technically, he let the first one in.”
“They’re still not feral animals,” Midnight reminds, rolling her eyes. “Besides, they’re kinda cute.”
“Are you sure?” Ectoplasm inquires, “Because we’ve already established there’s a mini-Eraser in-the-making, and I’m pretty sure those two are mini-Nedzus. I don’t know what kind of demon the pink one is, but I’m pretty sure she made a pancake explode. That shouldn’t even be possible.”
“There’s two pink ones,” Cementoss corrects, quietly.
“Well only one of them made a pancake explode, Ken, so I think you can extrapolate from that!”
“They’re definitely feral,” Yurei puts in, apologetically, even as she confiscates the kitchen knife the kids have been playing a surprisingly-smooth game of catch with.
“…I want a raise.” Nedzu looks neither fazed nor surprised by Eraser’s demand.
“You’re all already getting one. It’s only fair, since we’ll be housing the kids on campus, that your salaries reflect your new responsibilities.”
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*Hawks knocked on the nurse's office of U.A... Now that he was going to be a teacher here, he would need to get a medical file for himself. That shouldn't be too hard.*
*He folded his wings in, waiting for a response from Recovery Girl.*
*I open the door, ushering you into my office. You notice @principal-rat-tea sitting at a small folding table stacked with snacks and cookies. He glances up briefly as you enter the room.*
Ah, hello Hawks! I was expecting you this weekend, you're here for the check-up, right?
Shouta: Hizashi needs to start telling me when he's bringing people over. I walked out of the bedroom wearing a 'Say Hey if You're Gay' t-shirt, and pink sweatpants.
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I wanted to do this prompt but I didn’t know what to do, so I thought that I might re-post a few of my favourite pieces I’ve done (basically just a lot of Edgejeanist and EctoLoader lmao), along with the headcanon that links to it and some other headcanons? 😊
Put it under the cut just because the post is a little longer than my other ones!
- Edgejeanist have an awful, basically non-existent, sleeping schedule and often end up just sleeping like this at 2:00am
- The top five are just one massive chaotic family :) (this still makes me laugh when I see it)
- EctoLoader are just a very lovely old married couple 😌
- Edgejeanist are almost at that point 👀 they also have matching lockets that I seem to forget to draw every single time-
Other Headcanons from my notes (mostly ecto, PL + snipe):
Snipe is a single dad, and has a lovely little daughter (who I’ve drawn in the family doodles that I have yet to finish and post)
Erasermic, eri and shinsou are one big family of course.
Ectoplasm and Snipe are very competitive and have known each other since childhood
Ecto is very musically talented
Powerloader really loves music (for what reason I wonder) and can play the drums and sing pretty well
The whole faculty have staff movie nights every week to relax and it’s adorable.
Sometimes the students will walk in to report something and they’re all just sobbing at 2:00am watching like the titanic or something
They’ll also have nights where they stay up playing wii sports or something and let me tell you it’s the most intense thing you’ll ever see
Oh and of course mario kart you can hear mic yelling whenever he does anything
Powerloader curses A LOT but always gets a lil smack round the head from Ecto or snipe if they hear him
Midnight is the mum of the whole staff - you need something?? Got it don’t worry!
13 is baby, nothing else needs to be said.
Powerloader is allergic to dogs. And pineapple?
Hound dog really just wants cuddles all the time, from anyone
Cementoss is just an absolute sweetheart.
Powerloader will get struck with sudden ideas for inventions or anything and when he does everyone has to jump out of his way unless they want to get bowled over - he will jump up from WHATEVER he’s doing and leg it to wherever he can take notes
Karaoke. Karaoke. KARAOKE!!!
At any given chance or moment Ecto and Powerloader will tease the hell out of Snipe and just give him a real hard time for anything
The teachers have once walked into a VERY intense makeover session involving Eri, Aizawa, Mic, Midnight, Hound Dog and Powerloader. All in a hair braiding train and bows eveRYWHERE. Let’s just say that the remaining teachers have quite a few of those photos saved. It is now a very common occurrence
When eri first came to live at the dorms ectoplasm and hound dog were scared that they might scare her but actually she came to liking them the most out of all the other teachers
Recovery girl will attack any of the teachers whenever they are being careless and they physically cannot retaliate it’s hilarious
Despite possibly being older than the other teachers, due to his lack of knowledge with actually teaching, all might is babied a lot by the other teachers and it’s like “for the 5th time today, no punching another student is not within school regulations all might gOD-” (taken from a convo with a friend)
You have chaotic trio number one: midnight, mic and Aizawa...... but what about snipe, ectoplasm and powerloader??? Chaos on a completely different level..
And principal nezu.....nothing else said just principal nezu
Cementoss makes the best tea
Mic chugs like 5 litres of coffee every morning
The teachers have dance offs
Snipe also has a dog
When all the teachers have marking to do 13 bakes the best cookies and they just go around the dorm handing plates of them out to every room
Any gossip?? Ectoplasm somehow accumulates it all. It’s just weekly sessions of the teachers gossiping about their students and the main three collectors of this gossip are ectoplasm, midnight and recovery girl??
Snipe has bad asthma and it worsened after that accident (will be elaborated on when I decide to write out my EctoLoader backstory)
PL has very sensitive eyes due to the amount of time he spends underground in the dark - hence why he likes to have his hair over his eyes, and it’s a comfort thing.
Out of the 40 y/o trio(let’s just pretend that snipe has an age for now) Ecto is the most patient and calm and PL is the least. Snipe is somewhere in the middle.
Despite this, shockingly, in their UA days and even now, Ecto was the one that got into the most fights and is the hardest to restrain when angry (it’s always the calm ones huh?) but it’s mostly due to how much he cares- so if someone comments on someone he cares about he will not hesitate to step up and confront - he is pretty tall and intimidating after all.
Due to this, when something happens that the other two knows will make him angry they have to latch onto him or grab him by the back of his shirt to stop him from charging off.
PL on the other hand will be scooped up by the other two to calm down - Ecto picks him up and he calms down quite quickly however back in the day + for snipe in general, if they would pick him up it would result in a couple of bumps and bruises first.
Recovery girl has no shame in bringing this up to anyone she can and it makes them rather embarrassed + Ecto refuses to believe he got in the most fights he will always say it was PL. But snipe confirms the truth
Obviously each of the teachers will have their own ways of winding down after a stressful day or their own ways of brainstorming their ideas and venting under stress.
Ecto’s way of doing this is playing whatever instrument he has lying near him - often violin - and pacing aggressively whilst noodling about (definitely not based off of something I do 👀). Or listening to music if just relaxing but normally aggressively relieving stress by banging out some tunes. PL and snipe know to leave him be when he’s like this and just maybe leave a drink or snack on the side - he’ll get it later.
Mic often does the same, or just joins in.
And that leads to full on music sessions with all the teachers joining in, singing and what not.
I have more but I’ll post it some other day. Sorry for the long post, you guys know me and my tendency to ramble-
I spent all of last night & this morning trying to find a BNHA fic that had Izuku cosplaying first as his childhood bully, then his homeroom teacher, & then other heroes
And I don’t mean izuku just dressed up as them, no that would be too basic, he acted like them
