#hell class au

kirishima: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. bakugou: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. kirishima: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

hizashi, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! shouta, in the cell next to them: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

touya: BE A BETTER PERSON! keigo: WHY?! touya: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

(when Aizawa is away) cementoss, eyeing the chaos of the first year dorms: Who's in charge here? mic, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

hitoshi: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. momo: You know that's called a coma, right? hitoshi: …That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now. *in another room* shouta: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. hizashi: You know that's called a coma, right? shouta: …That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

hizashi, just trying to arrange dinner: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? hitoshi: Anchovies and pineapple. himiko: I like beets! izuku: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? shouta: I’m disowning all of you.

mic: Yesterday, I overheard Shouto saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Touya replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

sero: Damn, the power went out. kaminari: Don’t worry, I got this. *stomps foot* kirishima: What-? kaminari: *Sketchers light up*