#turkey baster

You only want to go like one centimeter in. Motherfuckers be trying to use their turkey baster like a dildo, that's not how you do it, and can be unsafe.

It's what happened to my man, the unlucky Johnny Jamma. He squirted the THC a whole foot up his ass.

It was many things for me. They all go together to make one ginormous proof that shows they’re still in each other’s lives.

For me, I think the two biggest things that sealed it for me when I joined this fandom was the turkey baster/proud of your buns posts (plus many others in that first link) days apart from each other around the exact same time Karlie would have found out she was pregnant, and the rose dresses.

I would have loved a Shay/Severide baby. They would have made great parents and there would have been plenty of drama for the show. Having alternative parenting set ups worked well with Dawson and Louie and there were elements of communal parenting going on with Shay/Clarice/Severide before the custody battle so showing a successful queer platonic parenting set up isn’t such a stretch for the show.

Terrence, Wilford and Randy were just taking moonlight ran and taking a little break from leading the Toppat pack when they hear a strange noise. They fellow the sound and started to small smoke. They ran faster until they come to a crashed car. They look inside to found a crying white hair human baby and two dead adult humans. Seeing the baby in distress, they decide to bring him home first for care before deciding what to do with him.

The three Toppat werewolves had no idea how to be a father to someone so young. Sure leading the clan was like babysitting hundreds of criminal children basically, but this little baby was far different.

Wilford quickly ran outside to gather supplies to make a crib, with Randy going to create the soft mattress and stitch up some pillows and a cover for the babe, leaving Terrence alone with the baby.

Terrence gathered up some thick cloth to use as a makeshift diaper until they could go to the store in the morning and set off to the kitchen, holding the freshly changed baby who was still slightly fussy, though Terrence understood that he would be fussy too if he was in a scary situation like he was in.

Terrence didn't have a bottle, but did have a turkey baster. So Terrence poured some milk in a cup, slightly heating it up until it was warm and then transferring the contents into the baster, slowly feeding the baby with it.

After the little one had his fill and was letting out small yawns, Terrence knew it was time to put the little one to bed. Conveniently, Wilford had finished building the crib, with Randy getting everything made up.

Terrence set the baby in his new crib, swaddling him with the cover and the three new fathers telling their new little one goodnight.

The fathers laid on their own bed, with Terrence mentioning that the baby would need a name. After some thinking, Wilford came up with the name, Henry Radman Suave, with everyone agreeing on the name.

Happy Thanksgiving!