#intrarectal

I've come to rid this place of what sin it has...

Disturbing degeneracy is common.

I see individuals on this site engaging in "fandom", sickening.

I'm a stoic.

What does that mean? It means I like to make money.

I don't play games, I don't watch movies, TV shows, or do DRUGS.

I'm a man of god, and like I said earlier: God doesn't play games.

4 hours of sleep last night... 💰☭🗽🎩

Hypnagogic visions of a People's Stock Market...

A place where everyone is their own millionaire... Outer Heaven.

God gave us both... 💸🌿

Join me on the battle... FIELD.

I'M BREAKING THROUGH THE NOOSPHERE!!!!!

THE VIRGIN MARY IS NON-FUNGIBLE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

You only want to go like one centimeter in. Motherfuckers be trying to use their turkey baster like a dildo, that's not how you do it, and can be unsafe.

It's what happened to my man, the unlucky Johnny Jamma. He squirted the THC a whole foot up his ass.

I got fired from my job. I am broken beyond repair. I've been caught smoking cigarettes through my nose before, but not with diarrhea in my pants.

So, what is next for Trevor? Well, I'm gonna start a shop for the real "heads". We talking THC, kratom, nicotine, AND their respective anal accessories handmade in my attic. Intrarectal drug delivery is just about to blow up on TikTok, I know it.

My headshop is also going to double as a catholic church, but I'm not sure if it's going to be sanctioned by the Vatican. Whatever, fuck them, they're compromised by both revisionists & traditionalists who seek to destroy our rectal future.

I will also give classes teaching my own personal synthesis of the holy scriptures, Mao Zedong Thought, and psychopharmacology. These classes cost nothing and will be held guerilla-style in front of my local "sanctioned" catholic church at 7 AM, a few hours before they actually open.